Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Do you see yourself as some kind of political expert then? He has all the qualities. Rampant homosexuality, a moat (puddle outside his tent) and he spends his days sat about wearing a wig in the House of (gay) Lords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Sancho Cuntza said: He has all the qualities. Rampant homosexuality, a moat (puddle outside his tent) and he spends his days sat about wearing a wig in the House of (gay) Lords. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Try reading a decent broadsheet every day you Neanderthal fuckwitfuckwits. What's a broadsheet? Is it like a newspaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CaptainCuntoff Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 27 minutes ago, Ape said: What's a broadsheet? Is it like a newspaper? It's a sail from a ship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CaptainCuntoff Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 OK how about a real cunts cunt for a PM ......Piers Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 10 hours ago, CockUp said: Yes, he has a side parting like me - but I still prefer Ms May I could give you a center parting. It might look like an axe but it's really just a big comb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 9 hours ago, CaptainCuntoff said: OK how about a real cunts cunt for a PM ......Piers Morgan Has Bill met you yet? Repeat bollocks,Get ready for a trip to the garden centre,and don't forget your local tool hire centre for a bark stripper Welcome and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 11 hours ago, CockUp said: yawn Are you still against hairless fanny, Prof? Do tell that you have found an aesthetician who has wax strong enough to remove the wool from your rusty balloon knot and mackerel minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Has Bill met you yet? Repeat bollocks,Get ready for a trip to the garden centre,and don't forget your local tool hire centre for a bark stripper Welcome and fuck off I cannot wait for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 46 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I cannot wait for that! As soon as he's finished slating the cunt, we'll all be telling him to kill himself again. Isn't there a box with a glass face that reads "Break Glass Only In Case Of Imbecile Encroachment?" When he's buggered them off, he can be put back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CockUp Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 12 hours ago, CaptainCuntoff said: OK how about a real cunts cunt for a PM ......Piers Morgan Fanny Face I love you, but Ms May will win on the day. Boris is getting shirty & telling the teacher of ‘Tory whips pushing for Theresa May to win.’ I wonder if either Boris or Theresa are corner member? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Phil the Greek to negotiate withdrawal from the EU. He has a talent for dealing with Johnny Foreigner. Followed by Corbyn and that fuckwit Aussie green woman as joint prime ministers. This is not a time to take chances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 What about this stunner as PM? She's even showing her stinky finger in this picture so we know she wouldn't duck the hard issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 56 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: What about this stunner as PM? She's even showing her stinky finger in this picture so we know she wouldn't duck the hard issues. You total fucking cunt, I've just spewed up my lunch. Now I'll have to eat it again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 57 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: What about this stunner as PM? She's even showing her stinky finger in this picture so we know she wouldn't duck the hard issues. I thought it was Eddie Murphy's finest hour, playing all of The Klumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 57 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: What about this stunner as PM? She's even showing her stinky finger in this picture so we know she wouldn't duck the hard issues. Fucking hell. I bet even neil would think twice before chucking one up that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 21 hours ago, CockUp said: I am in tears because Dave is leaving us, but I think the fox Mrs May will save us? & Boris is a cunt with his ‘bed head’ - whose going to trust that? Mrs May has lovely hair too & a brain? I see myself as the corner's political corespondent? Is that you Prof you fucking weird freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 3 hours ago, nocti said: Fucking hell. I bet even neil would think twice before chucking one up that. I thought once............and then puked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CockUp Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Fatty said: Is that you Prof you fucking weird freak no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 23 hours ago, Punkape said: And your choice for Prime Minister is ? Roy Hodgson. He's suddenly become available and has recent experience of trying to rectify a huge fucking mess of spoilt under-achievers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Roy Hodgson. He's suddenly become available and has recent experience of trying to rectify a huge fucking mess of spoilt under-achievers. You're as thick as pigshit and you probably have AIDS as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 5 hours ago, CockUp said: no It is you, I knew it, did the suicide not work??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Roy Hodgson. He's suddenly become available and has recent experience of trying to rectify a huge fucking mess of spoilt under-achievers. What's most worrying about your post is that it's quite a possibility, and no worse than what we will actually get.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 21 hours ago, Fatty said: It is you, I knew it, did the suicide not work??? Obviously not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CockUp Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 Fanny Face I love you, fanny face I miss you XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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