Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Teenager killed after being pulled into wood chipper on first day of work Feet first too, as is traditional. Mind you, have you read half the other stories on that webpage? Fucking abysmal bollocks the lot of it, sensationalist bollocks full of shit, lies and downright codswallop, with the only light relief coming from the Crawford Tree Service Annual Staff Newsletter* *printed on freshly pulped and printed paper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 54 minutes ago, Punkape said: Perhaps the Trafford centre toilets then...... You seem awfully clued up on bender hot spots....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 22 minutes ago, scotty said: Natural selection at work, baws. I see what you did there, very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like gypsies to me? No, if they were gypsies, he'd had been shot point blank in the face with a sawn-off and left outside the site... you do not do that to family... If I was old enough back then I'd have mullah'd the fucker myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, if they were gypsies, he'd had been shot point blank in the face with a sawn-off and left outside the site... you do not do that to family... If I was old enough back then I'd have mullah'd the fucker myself. No he wouldn't be left outside the site. He'd be dumped outside someone else's site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No he wouldn't be left outside the site. He'd be dumped outside someone else's site That cunt wouldn't be living on the same site, so technically, we're both right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie said: People that borrow things and never return them, or return things broken or with parts missing. The real cunts are those who try to hang onto what you have lent them despite numerous gentle reminders and always conveniently forget. If you have a pest in your life, lend money, youI'll never see them again, money well spent. Good work Jedward. I was only tonight whinging about this. Specifically , tents/decent outdoors kit- never ever see the stuff again. Not in one piece anyway. Fucking not give a fuck wanks. Then, the more time that passes, if one is to bring it up, somehow in the intervening period the tables have turned and one is now a rude cunt for broaching such an impolite topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They can be. Especially if you fuck them over. What happens if you fuck them under? As the old saying goes, leave them wanting more, and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: What happens if you fuck them under? As the old saying goes, leave them wanting more, and all that. You find your car on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: What happens if you fuck them under? As the old saying goes, leave them wanting more, and all that. They are disgusting , sister fucking, horse starving, tacky shite wearing scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: what about gypsies? They're simply delightful people, carefree as the birds, excellent neighbours, kind to animals and diligent workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: but what about gypsies? Do you feel you're not getting enough attention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 On 3 July 2016 at 8:43 PM, Eddie said: I'm looking forward to pneumonia stage of his demise, his little bald head propped up on hospital pillows, a rep from the Terrace Higgins trust reading stories from gay pride magazine, then with a last wheeze he shits himself and dies. Lol. I owe you a like Eddie. Whilst you're going through you're Rocky phase, fancy giving PunkApe a good kicking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 11 hours ago, Ape said: Do you feel you're not getting enough attention? The only time sleeve gets himself into the spotlight is when he hitches a ride on my coattails, like a poor little clandestine Afghani jumping on the back of a lorry in Calais. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 On July 4, 2016 at 5:20 PM, Ape said: Do you feel you're not getting enough attention? Coming from an utter imbecile who spends every moment out of a crisp and biscuit induced coma on this site acting a fucking tit, that's a rather ignorant question. Sort yourself out, Ape. Ffs, man you're slipping fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Coming from an utter imbecile who spends every moment out of a crisp and biscuit induced coma on this site acting a fucking tit, that's a rather ignorant question. Sort yourself out, Ape. Ffs, man you're slipping fast. Thanks for the advice, but I don't value your opinion, especially when it concerns conduct on this site. I can't help it if I think you're a twat, can I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: Thanks for the advice, but I don't value your opinion, especially when it concerns conduct on this site. I can't help it if I think you're a twat, can I? Sort youself out Ape you're a lower class disaster. I'll bet you live in a shithole in the Midlands like Walsall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Sort youself out Ape you're a lower class disaster. I'll bet you live in a shithole in the Midlands like Walsall. Shift finished or are you on a tea break? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Shift finished or are you on a tea break? He's resting in a public toilet, ring piece in tatters, wiping the seed of many men off his chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He's resting in a public toilet, ring piece in tatters, wiping the seed of many men off his chin. Up yours you bubonic, festering fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Up yours you bubonic, festering fuckwit. Don't talk to me, revolting old bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't talk to me, revolting old bender. You putrefying pile of regurgitated,gay hyena's afterbirth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You putrefying pile of regurgitated,gay hyena's afterbirth. be quiet you stupid little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You putrefying pile of regurgitated,gay hyena's afterbirth. You should put the thesaurus back before your mum finds out and rubs Tabasco on your bald 12 year old cock as punishment, you confused little pillow muncher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: You should put the thesaurus back before your mum finds out and rubs Tabasco on your bald 12 year old cock as punishment, you confused little pillow muncher. Punishment? He pays her to do that, southern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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