Eddie Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Eddie, you soppy wet pédé.. you feature in my new vid. Promises promises. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 24 minutes ago, Frank said: Eddie, you soppy wet pédé.. you feature in my new vid. Wig or no wig, I'm pretty sure gay pornography will be removed instantly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Wig or no wig, I'm pretty sure gay pornography will be removed instantly. It'd be fucking great if it's a snuff video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Your aids ravished brain is playing tricks again Frank. You are currently bed bound on a piss soaked mattress in a council run hospice in Grimsby. Hopefully not for long. Probable to certain. However, while he hums drooling and muttering in his shitty reality, internally he is swanning round some fantastic ballroom with his shirt open, dropping witticisms here, receiving compliments there; a pathetic phantasm who dreamt a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: he is swanning round some fantastic ballroom with his shirt open.... With an ant sucking his left nipple? Sounds like it ought to be a scene from "Inception". Perhaps it IS a scene from "Inception" - I did fall asleep half way through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: With an ant sucking his left nipple? Sounds like it ought to be a scene from "Inception". Perhaps it IS a scene from "Inception" - I did fall asleep half way through. I could not watch that shit, despite it being well reported from some quarters. Much like Frank, it is absolute fantasy, all over the fucking place, and up its own arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 3 hours ago, Frank said: I know, ding.. it's full of fucking Parisians. I bought a place here in the 90's and Mrs K insists on using it during the busiest months. A six week summer rental would cover the annual costs. Parisians are worse than Londoners, at least Parisians can be ignorant cunts with panache. There are a couple of nice enough vinyards around, most of which can be visited by bike, thereby negating any drink driving laws and forcing one into a VSP for 12 months... Please note, I said "can be" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 58 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I could not watch that shit, despite it being well reported from some quarters. Much like Frank, it is absolute fantasy, all over the fucking place, and up its own arse. Christopher fucking Nolan, what a cunt! "At least he'll never make anything that bad ever again", I thought - but then came Interstellar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Christopher fucking Nolan, what a cunt! "At least he'll never make anything that bad ever again", I thought - but then came Interstellar. Gibberish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gibberish. No, I believe baws is scottish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 On 7/31/2016 at 5:23 PM, Frank said: I used to rent Ken's house in NW5.. 5 storey Georgian number overlooking the Heath in Gospel Oak. What a lovely man. Did you manage to avoid that awful fiasco in Nice the other week? I'm in Ile de Ré if you're going west. I was in La Rochelle at the time - seriously ! The restaurants emptied. I'm pretty sure its not me the towel heads are after. Though I'm heading to London shortly just in time to avoid the next close shave. The one the IRA did in 1973. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 hours ago, JackoTC said: I was in La Rochelle at the time - seriously ! The restaurants emptied. I'm pretty sure its not me the towel heads are after. Though I'm heading to London shortly just in time to avoid the next close shave. The one the IRA did in 1973. I think I'm an alcoholic, jackie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 19 hours ago, Frank said: I think I'm an alcoholic, jackie. Join the fucking club. I've eased off for three or four months, got some really good work, and now I'm dealing with professional drinkers with much more money than me. The leeway on my tab is thinner than Ed's beach towel. Its 16 euros a throw for a decent drink, and expenses only go so far. On the plus side, I'm away from SheJacko and the place is rammed with tottage who think I have money. Gold digging scrubbers. Lovely big titted gold digging scrubbers..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 14 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Join the fucking club. I've eased off for three or four months, got some really good work, and now I'm dealing with professional drinkers with much more money than me. The leeway on my tab is thinner than Ed's beach towel. Its 16 euros a throw for a decent drink, and expenses only go so far. On the plus side, I'm away from SheJacko and the place is rammed with tottage who think I have money. Gold digging scrubbers. Lovely big titted gold digging scrubbers..... You know Ape is on the breadline, tone it down a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 20 hours ago, Frank said: I think I'm an alcoholic, jackie. You only think you are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 46 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Join the fucking club. I've eased off for three or four months, got some really good work, and now I'm dealing with professional drinkers with much more money than me. The leeway on my tab is thinner than Ed's beach towel. Its 16 euros a throw for a decent drink, and expenses only go so far. On the plus side, I'm away from SheJacko and the place is rammed with tottage who think I have money. Gold digging scrubbers. Lovely big titted gold digging scrubbers..... Could you upload a pic of your shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 Yes. If this fucking thing will let me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 hours ago, JackoTC said: Yes. If this fucking thing will let me Do they look like bowling shoes with one sole two inches thicker than the other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Gurt said: Do they look like bowling shoes with one sole two inches thicker than the other? Why do you have Yoko Ono as your avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why do you have Yoko Ono as your avatar? Thats his missus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Thats his missus. I was going to use a picture of Mrs Fingers but her head is a 20g download by itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 33 minutes ago, Gurt said: I was going to use a picture of Mrs Fingers but her head is a 20g download by itself You need to use better compression.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 On 8/4/2016 at 4:18 PM, JackoTC said: On the plus side, I'm away from SheJacko and the place is rammed with tottage who think I have money. Gold digging scrubbers. Lovely big titted gold digging scrubbers..... Did you get your hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 On 5 August 2016 at 7:40 PM, Gurt said: I was going to use a picture of Mrs Fingers but her head is a 20g download by itself 20 grams? You can't download mass, you futuristic fuck stick. I wish I could download 20g. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: 20 grams? You can't download mass, you futuristic fuck stick. I wish I could download 20g. Sorry Quincy...there seems to have been some confusion as to download size. My apologies. Any reasonable fucker would have read that as gigabytes, as befitting a huge fucking downie, cabbage head picture... Hows your throat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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