King Billy Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: If you was standing in front of me I would ‘will smith’ your toothy grin right off your face. Racist. I shall be buying my imaginary M4 brake pads and Forest Fresh air fresheners at Halfords from now on, if this is the sort of behaviour you intend to continue with. You've let everyone down Ed, but mostly yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 On 26/03/2022 at 07:30, southerncunt said: I remember that photo. What a fucking spastic, and a hard up one at that. I’ve seen better arsenals in an Action Man collection, and they’re fucking plastic. Fucking two digit IQ wannabe hard man cocksucker. You take things too serious you over cooked under done cunt, if i met you face to face, i would smash your head flat using only my cock. Keep sucking on D's third nipple, you webbed footed wannabe brain dead no personality dullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 On 28/03/2022 at 19:24, Eddie said: If you was standing in front of me I would ‘will smith’ your toothy grin right off your face. Ed, fancy another meet up, i'm in welling most Wednesday's, we can get a crowd together, have the fight promoted through your high grade shop.We could be talking sky sports coverage here if you can promote it right. Sponsors would be most welcome and topless nuns between rounds would be an added bonus. I think we can pull it off, what do you say pal ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 7 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: You take things too serious you over cooked under done cunt, if i met you face to face, i would smash your head flat using only my cock. Keep sucking on D's third nipple, you webbed footed wannabe brain dead no personality dullard. Ooooohhhhh, I’m pissing my pants. How fucking old are you? Dickhead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Ed, fancy another meet up, i'm in welling most Wednesday's, we can get a crowd together, have the fight promoted through your high grade shop.We could be talking sky sports coverage here if you can promote it right. Sponsors would be most welcome and topless nuns between rounds would be an added bonus. I think we can pull it off, what do you say pal ? Of course, although your lack of eyebrows and super downy strength are a concern, after i make you cry again i promise you any flavoured ice cream (doesn’t really matter as you will drop it anyway). does mrs bend share you disability, would she fancy a roll with the victor?. I’ve always wanted my first time with one of those to be ‘special’ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 9 hours ago, southerncunt said: How fucking old are you? Dickhead. Five, judging by his literacy level, 68 if his mugshot is anything to go by. In dog years. The ugly, thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 7 hours ago, Eddie said: Of course, although your lack of eyebrows and super downy strength are a concern, after i make you cry again i promise you any flavoured ice cream (doesn’t really matter as you will drop it anyway). does mrs bend share you disability, would she fancy a roll with the victor?. I’ve always wanted my first time with one of those to be ‘special’ You should see Bend trying to eat a spaghetti bolognese, Ed, It's like something out of a Japanese octopus porn animé featuring a Zika-headed spastic as its main star. I'm afraid that Mrs. B is no good at cleaning the cum, sauce and spit from the ceilings, due to being a flid extraordinare with hands like Jeremy Beadle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: You should see Bend trying to eat a spaghetti bolognese, Ed, It's like something out of a Japanese octopus porn animé featuring a Zika-headed spastic as its main star. I'm afraid that Mrs. B is no good at cleaning the cum, sauce and spit from the ceilings, due to being a flid extraordinare with hands like Jeremy Beadle. You know me, Decs. I'm a fence sitting cunt and try my hardest not to get involved in inter member acrimony unless some twat rubs me the wrong way. I might not agree with the message, but fucking hell, your descriptive ability is simply breathtaking. Have you ever considered writing a novel? I'm being serious, I think you could write some very fucking compelling stuff that would keep a cunt turning the page. And I don't say this lightly - this sort of talk is basically oral sex on here as you well know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 8 hours ago, Eddie said: Of course, although your lack of eyebrows and super downy strength are a concern, after i make you cry again i promise you any flavoured ice cream (doesn’t really matter as you will drop it anyway). does mrs bend share you disability, would she fancy a roll with the victor?. I’ve always wanted my first time with one of those to be ‘special’ Dansom park cafe next wednesday April the 6th at 12..Bring D with you so i can smash both your ugly heads flat with one punch, i will be wearing my overalls so there can be no mistake...i will be on my lunch break and the pair of you are on my menu. High noon for you pair of cunts, looking forward to it...don't be late fuck bubble. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 8 hours ago, Eddie said: Of course, although your lack of eyebrows and super downy strength are a concern, after i make you cry again i promise you any flavoured ice cream (doesn’t really matter as you will drop it anyway). does mrs bend share you disability, would she fancy a roll with the victor?. I’ve always wanted my first time with one of those to be ‘special’ Take care .. just keep yourself below the curve of the earth's circumference and he won't be able to see you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Dansom park cafe next wednesday April the 6th at 12..Bring D with you so i can smash both your ugly heads flat with one punch, i will be wearing my overalls so there can be no mistake...i will be on my lunch break and the pair of you are on my menu. High noon for you pair of cunts, looking forward to it...don't be late fuck bubble. prediction…..pain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Dansom park cafe next wednesday April the 6th at 12..Bring D with you so i can smash both your ugly heads flat with one punch, i will be wearing my overalls so there can be no mistake...i will be on my lunch break and the pair of you are on my menu. High noon for you pair of cunts, looking forward to it...don't be late fuck bubble. Thing I remember about Dansom Park was the amount of annoying cunts with remote control planes. There was a continuous 'buzzing' sound as if you were in a bees nest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing I remember about Dansom Park was the amount of annoying cunts with remote control planes. There was a continuous 'buzzing' sound as if you were in a bees nest. Ape is going video it with his toy chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: You know me, Decs. I'm a fence sitting cunt and try my hardest not to get involved in inter member acrimony unless some twat rubs me the wrong way. I might not agree with the message, but fucking hell, your descriptive ability is simply breathtaking. Have you ever considered writing a novel? I'm being serious, I think you could write some very fucking compelling stuff that would keep a cunt turning the page. And I don't say this lightly - this sort of talk is basically oral sex on here as you well know. That's really very kind of you, Killer. Writing is something that I would love to take six months off of work to do, but alas three parasitic children means that for the time being I have to continue dying a little bit more each day in a job I despise. If I haven't become an acid casualty by the time the youngest has flown the nest, I'll credit you in the acknowledgements and commission you to do the cover art. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: prediction…..pain. Don't be late clubber cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 39 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Don't be late clubber cunt. I won’t, make sure your wife and kids have front row seats 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: I won’t, make sure your wife and kids have front row seats 😂 Disabled priority, Ed, they'll have the best seats in the house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: I won’t, make sure your wife and kids have front row seats 😂 They're not going to be there this time, i told you i will be on my lunch break, you forgetful spastic. Look out for an angry cuntbreed in overalls, what will you be wearing apart from a nappy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: They're not going to be there this time, i told you i will be on my lunch break, you forgetful spastic. Look out for an angry cuntbreed in overalls, what will you be wearing apart from a nappy ? Lime green mankini (with untrimmed protuberance) and a daffodil in the arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing I remember about Dansom Park was the amount of annoying cunts with remote control planes. There was a continuous 'buzzing' sound as if you were in a bees nest. Sort of drone like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: They're not going to be there this time, i told you i will be on my lunch break, you forgetful spastic. Look out for an angry cuntbreed in overalls, what will you be wearing apart from a nappy ? Full gladiatorial armour, I’ve gone with the large net and a long fork. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Full gladiatorial armour, I’ve gone with the large net and a long fork. Woody Strode in Spartacus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Full gladiatorial armour, I’ve gone with the large net and a long fork. I will find you very easy, i will just follow the trail of farley's rusks and the smell of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: I will find you very easy, i will just follow the trail of farley's rusks and the smell of shit. Won’t that lead you to snatch? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Won’t that lead you to snatch? No...just so there's no mistake. Dansom park cafe (not the boathouse) this Wednesday April the 6th at 12 (high noon)...make sure you are there. I'm going to drop you like a bad habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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