Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Possibly the biggest fucking ear I ever did see. It looks like he's had some sort of hair transplant, and possibly it's spray - on Afro on top. An unusual choice and not for everyone. Look at those hands- red raw from long days at the car wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Frank's right there Fats, you FA Cup headed cunt. No doubt you can hear microwaves pinging in other postcodes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It looks like he's had some sort of hair transplant, and possibly it's spray - on Afro on top. An unusual choice and not for everyone. Look at those hands- red raw from long days at the car wash. What we're looking at here, quince, is an eczema riddled, stumpy fingered, back-to-front cap wearing, big-eared tattooed motor mechanic with chronic elephantiasis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Fatty said: What do you think of my office furniture poor boy?? Nice bracelet, what a total ponce. Why do you have a tattoo of a pair of scissors? I think you're a pair of fucking used car salesmen. Edited August 8, 2016 by Quincy Cockfingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Ok, sorry to rain on loadsamoney's parade, but I've removed images which contain GPS coordinates (See Rule 11) The pic of the third-hand Aston has no Exif data so that can remain. Guys, you're going to have to trust me on this - this site does and has attracted some total psychos and the last thing you (and fellow employees) need is a "visit" or any related cyber stalking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, Frank said: What we're looking at here, quince, is an eczema riddled, stumpy fingered, back-to-front cap wearing, big-eared tattooed motor mechanic with chronic elephantiasis. Very close frank, I like your work, you forgot millionaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Nice bracelet, what a total ponce. Why do you have a tattoo of a pair of scissors? I think you're a pair of fucking used car salesmen. Close, but no cigar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Frank said: What we're looking at here, quince, is an eczema riddled, stumpy fingered, back-to-front cap wearing, big-eared tattooed motor mechanic with chronic elephantiasis. I think you're on the right track frank. Bit by bit the evidence mounts, the pieces fall in to place, leaving the unmistakable truth, and it isn't pretty - a gum chewing, bandy legged walking, illiterate pair of east end grease monkey cum stains. I feel soiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Ok, sorry to rain on loadsamoney's parade, but I've removed images which contain GPS coordinates (See Rule 11) The pic of the third-hand Aston has no Exif data so that can remain. Guys, you're going to have to trust me on this - this site does and has attracted some total psychos and the last thing you (and fellow employees) need is a "visit" or any related cyber stalking. Have you ever seen an ear of such magnitude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Ok, sorry to rain on loadsamoney's parade, but I've removed images which contain GPS coordinates (See Rule 11) The pic of the third-hand Aston has no Exif data so that can remain. Guys, you're going to have to trust me on this - this site does and has attracted some total psychos and the last thing you (and fellow employees) need is a "visit" or any related cyber stalking. The last thing he needs is me and frank visiting him in the dead of night, and slaughtering him like a pig in his bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Smith is fucked now that new members can vote. Excellent. He's a fucking traitor and should be made to read Victor Hugo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 1 minute ago, mothra said: Smith is fucked now that new members can vote. Excellent. He's a fucking traitor and should be made to read Victor Hugo. Have you seen Fatty's ear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Have you ever seen an ear of such magnitude? If he were to wash that fake shit hair off his globe & dye his face blue, he would look like Africa from space, with that fucking ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 14 minutes ago, Fatty said: Close, but no cigar Used motorbike salesmen . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 28 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It looks like he's had some sort of hair transplant, and possibly it's spray - on Afro on top. An unusual choice and not for everyone. Look at those hands- red raw from long days at the car wash. That's why I've pointed the cunt in the direction of the KE198 Wizard Knife Sharpener. To sharpen the knife and fork his inebriated mother clearly cuts his fucking hair with. He's not thanked me. The ungrateful cuntslop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I think you're on the right track frank. Bit by bit the evidence mounts, the pieces fall in to place, leaving the unmistakable truth, and it isn't pretty - a gum chewing, bandy legged walking, illiterate pair of east end grease monkey cum stains. I feel soiled. It makes me sick to think that I allowed myself to get caught up in all of this on a Monday morning. What a stupendous ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 35 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The last thing he needs is me and frank visiting him in the dead of night, and slaughtering him like a pig in his bathtub. Bathroom World is just next door. I'm sure they do a value for money range of disabled toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 27 minutes ago, Frank said: What a stupendous ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 49 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Guys, you're going to have to trust me on this - this site does and has attracted some total psychos and the last thing you (and fellow employees) need is a "visit" or any related cyber stalking. I have no plans to call on you, Clarice, the world being more interesting with you in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Bathroom World is just next door. I'm sure they do a value for money range of disabled toilets. It's not really surprising they are in the motor trade - explains a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: It's not really surprising they are in the motor trade - explains a lot. Well done inspector, I've some trade in's around back for about 50 quid, but as I know you, they are £200. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 23 minutes ago, Eddie said: Well done inspector, I've some trade in around back for about 50 quid, but as I know you, they are £200. That's a whole months worth of Lidl shopping!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 24 minutes ago, Fatty said: That's a whole months worth of Lidl shopping!!!! You fat, disgusting sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: Have you seen Fatty's ear? fucking nutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Forgive him Frank, he is in the warehouse end of the business. The carpet tiles are shocking and rather embarrassing , Ape laid them and all they cost us was bag of Turkey Twizzlers and bottle of sunny delight. We helped him out with a life-membership of the C.I.U club and a new set of Jocky Wilson 22g Ghost grip darts. He was over the moon. What's your position within this car spares company then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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