Bad Parenting.

[Jake The Muss]

Suck my japs eye, i see this bundle of cuntishness everywhere, these fuckers need flaying and blow torching as all they're doing is polluting their cuntbreed offspring on to every one of us, when i was growing up i respected the laws (i still broke them) but that's not the point, these spoilt little cradle demons break the law and don't respect it, many of you will know what i am talking about..apart from PunkBitch and Minger as they haven't grown up yet, but it's because of the bad parenting they were given growing up, nowadays youngsters are given everything from their chav parents drug dealing earnings, they don't earn pocket money as they're just given it, they don't do odd jobs around the house or anywhere else as they're just given money, some don't even venture outside as they have all they need in their bedroom, and if they want to get laid then one of mums chav whore friends will provide that service, it all comes down to bad parenting. this is a serious nomination that needs to be addressed before the hammer falls on all of us, i mean who wants to be walking down the street and come across a group of youngsters aged 10-16 out their heads on drugs and willing to stick a knife in you while a friend is filming it, this bollocks is happening now and it's going to get worse, bad parents should be executed and tortured for their crimes against their own brats which has a knock on effect for the rest of us..

[Jiggerycock]

5 hours ago, ThunderCunt said:

Suck my japs eye, i see this bundle of cuntishness everywhere, these fuckers need flaying and blow torching as all they're doing is polluting their cuntbreed offspring on to every one of us, when i was growing up i respected the laws (i still broke them) but that's not the point, these spoilt little cradle demons break the law and don't respect it, many of you will know what i am talking about..apart from PunkBitch and Minger as they haven't grown up yet, but it's because of the bad parenting they were given growing up, nowadays youngsters are given everything from their chav parents drug dealing earnings, they don't earn pocket money as they're just given it, they don't do odd jobs around the house or anywhere else as they're just given money, some don't even venture outside as they have all they need in their bedroom, and if they want to get laid then one of mums chav whore friends will provide that service, it all comes down to bad parenting. this is a serious nomination that needs to be addressed before the hammer falls on all of us, i mean who wants to be walking down the street and come across a group of youngsters aged 10-16 out their heads on drugs and willing to stick a knife in you while a friend is filming it, this bollocks is happening now and it's going to get worse, bad parents should be executed and tortured for their crimes against their own brats which has a knock on effect for the rest of us..

Whilst at the other end of the scale you have Piers and Jocasta, hothoused into learning Urdu (with the lower Szechuan province dialect) by the age of 5. Not allowed to fail to the extent their parents will harvest their own organs to get the fees for the Montessori School and the trip to the Uffizi Gallery.

Course Piers and Jocasta hit 18 as neurotic wrecks, fearing any failure and unable to cope with rejection, loss or any setback and completely unsuited to coping with a world that doesn't recognize their unique brilliance, turn to drugs and abortions or international terrorism - or make bid for leadership of the Socialist Workers party (more or less the same thing).

[Guest Manky]

I fucking hate kids. From babys to teenagers, just keep the little cunts out of my way. 16 year old girls seeing a child as the way out of a depressing home life, surrounded by loads of other little twats. 10 years later with a rainbow collection of 5 or 6 of the fucking monsters, no wonder she takes to drugs. Feckless feral lads with half a dozen sprogs all raised out of my taxes. Since the decline of the nuclear family, married couple, 2.4 children, this self perpetuating chavs gravy train has become the norm.

Cunts,. The lot of them.

[Guest Ollyboro]

I'm sick of seeing parents pushing prams whilst fucking about on their phones. Instead of communicating with their kids, and explaining the sights and sounds around them, they'd rather be on Facebook. I made one of my twice yearly bus trips recently (I know, I know- what a cunt), and was shocked to see a bloke stick his mobile in his 3 year old's clammy paw, so he and his fat pig partner could gawp at her phone. Meanwhile, there was a world of new experiences the dirty little bastard could have been observing. And when did unpaid for supermarket sweets become the default setting for keeping your kids quiet whilst stocking up with microchips and frozen fucking pizza? Yeah, instead of teaching your kids manners and appropriate behaviour, let's ram a fucking muffin in its gob and let the cunt spill shit all over the floor. Yet we vilify people like Huntley who actively do something about the whole cunt up.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

6 hours ago, ThunderCunt said:

Suck my japs eye, i see this bundle of cuntishness everywhere, these fuckers need flaying and blow torching as all they're doing is polluting their cuntbreed offspring on to every one of us, when i was growing up i respected the laws (i still broke them) but that's not the point, these spoilt little cradle demons break the law and don't respect it, many of you will know what i am talking about..apart from PunkBitch and Minger as they haven't grown up yet, but it's because of the bad parenting they were given growing up, nowadays youngsters are given everything from their chav parents drug dealing earnings, they don't earn pocket money as they're just given it, they don't do odd jobs around the house or anywhere else as they're just given money, some don't even venture outside as they have all they need in their bedroom, and if they want to get laid then one of mums chav whore friends will provide that service, it all comes down to bad parenting. this is a serious nomination that needs to be addressed before the hammer falls on all of us, i mean who wants to be walking down the street and come across a group of youngsters aged 10-16 out their heads on drugs and willing to stick a knife in you while a friend is filming it, this bollocks is happening now and it's going to get worse, bad parents should be executed and tortured for their crimes against their own brats which has a knock on effect for the rest of us..

You do have a point, and a reasonable, though the execution is of course still a load of fucking shit, but never mind that for now. Why do these cunts want to get saddled, or at least why are they so likely to breed, skint shit hole dwelling cunts like this are the last cunts short of starving desert cunts to need to be saddled with kids. They grew up in that shit, one would think that was incentive enough to think twice. 3 kids by 20, fuck all schooling, boom, fucked for life, or at least a shit ton harder to improve upon. People are fucking idiots.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

Whilst at the other end of the scale you have Piers and Jocasta, hothoused into learning Urdu (with the lower Szechuan province dialect) by the age of 5. Not allowed to fail to the extent their parents will harvest their own organs to get the fees for the Montessori School and the trip to the Uffizi Gallery.

Course Piers and Jocasta hit 18 as neurotic wrecks, fearing any failure and unable to cope with rejection, loss or any setback and completely unsuited to coping with a world that doesn't recognize their unique brilliance, turn to drugs and abortions or international terrorism - or make bid for leadership of the Socialist Workers party (more or less the same thing).

I know plenty of other parents who have them going to some shit or other every day, sometimes twice a day- Mandarin lessons, Judo, street dance class, dry ski slope , origami, fucking magic lessons. Maybe I'm just a cunt, rather, though I'm a cunt, it isn't cuntish to not want to drive all over the fucking place taking them to mind enlarging events every fucking day like some sort of chauffeur-butler fuck-stick. I've said it before, it's a load of shit. Read you cunts or do something to amuse your fucking selves.

 

[Jake The Muss]

9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You do have a point, and a reasonable, though the execution is of course still a load of fucking shit, but never mind that for now. Why do these cunts want to get saddled, or at least why are they so likely to breed, skint shit hole dwelling cunts like this are the last cunts short of starving desert cunts to need to be saddled with kids. They grew up in that shit, one would think that was incentive enough to think twice. 3 kids by 20, fuck all schooling, boom, fucked for life, or at least a shit ton harder to improve upon. People are fucking idiots.

I always have a point Minger, even when the odds are not in favor of it, i feel we have made a connection and you're warming to my style but alas Mingsy old pal, you will always be my understudy, but we're getting there..

[Ape™️]

16 hours ago, ThunderCunt said:

Suck my japs eye, i see this bundle of cuntishness everywhere, these fuckers need flaying and blow torching as all they're doing is polluting their cuntbreed offspring on to every one of us, when i was growing up i respected the laws (i still broke them) but that's not the point, these spoilt little cradle demons break the law and don't respect it, many of you will know what i am talking about..apart from PunkBitch and Minger as they haven't grown up yet, but it's because of the bad parenting they were given growing up, nowadays youngsters are given everything from their chav parents drug dealing earnings, they don't earn pocket money as they're just given it, they don't do odd jobs around the house or anywhere else as they're just given money, some don't even venture outside as they have all they need in their bedroom, and if they want to get laid then one of mums chav whore friends will provide that service, it all comes down to bad parenting. this is a serious nomination that needs to be addressed before the hammer falls on all of us, i mean who wants to be walking down the street and come across a group of youngsters aged 10-16 out their heads on drugs and willing to stick a knife in you while a friend is filming it, this bollocks is happening now and it's going to get worse, bad parents should be executed and tortured for their crimes against their own brats which has a knock on effect for the rest of us..

And the award for worlds longest sentence go ThunderCunt.

[Guest Manky]

5 minutes ago, Ape said:

And the award for worlds longest sentence go ThunderCunt.

You are of course correct. It seems many fucking slack fucker parents didn't use a studded belt or Clicky-Baa (Cricket Bat in Commando magazine circa 73) to instill a love of good English to their progeny. Fucking twats.

[Cuntybaws]

7 minutes ago, Manky said:

Clicky-Baa (Cricket Bat in Commando magazine circa 73) 

Wielded by Chung, in "The Wolf of Kabul", originally in Wizard, later Hotspur.

[PANZER MURPHY]

Wolf of kabul...laughing

Panzerknacker 

[Guest Manky]

22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Wielded by Chung, in "The Wolf of Kabul", originally in Wizard, later Hotspur.

You called my bluff. Fucked if I could remember what it was in so hoping none of you cunts would remember, I guessed. I feel a right cunt now.

[Cuntybaws]

11 minutes ago, Manky said:

You called my bluff. Fucked if I could remember what it was in so hoping none of you cunts would remember, I guessed. I feel a right cunt now.

They don't make comics like they used to.

On a semi-related note, I could just see you as Alf Tupper, pounding down the cobbles of some dismal Northern town, fish and chips in hand.

[Guest Manky]

22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

They don't make comics like they used to.

On a semi-related note, I could just see you as Alf Tupper, pounding down the cobbles of some dismal Northern town, fish and chips in hand.

2000AD was head and shoulders above the rest. Except that is, for Vampirella from 73/74.

It aint that grim up here any more. I haven't seen an orphan chimney sweep on a hovis bike sparking his clogs on t'way t' pit since last Thursday.

[Earl of Punkape]

10 hours ago, Manky said:

2000AD was head and shoulders above the rest. Except that is, for Vampirella from 73/74.

It aint that grim up here any more. I haven't seen an orphan chimney sweep on a hovis bike sparking his clogs on t'way t' pit since last Thursday.

Did you used to work "in t Mill" before you were sacked for gross indecency? 

And a reminder......stay out of Cheshire we don't want cunts like you, smelling of chips, frightening our horses and pets.

[Ape™️]

6 hours ago, Punkape said:

Did you used to work "in Mill" before you were sacked for gross indecency? 

And a reminder......stay out of Cheshire we don't want cunts like you, smelling of chips, frightening our horses and pets.

You might have achieved more comedic value had you used "in t' Mill" (which I believe is what you were trying to say). However, since you are devoid of humour, you failed miserably. Fucking poof.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, Ape said:

You might have achieved more comedic value had you used "in t' Mill" (which I believe is what you were trying to say). However, since you are devoid of humour, you failed miserably. Fucking poof.

Thankyou but eat shit.

[Ape™️]

16 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Thankyou but eat shit.

Ok. I'll see if Quincy is available.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

People should be forced to undergo extreme brainwashing by government spies to erase their chav like mannerisms and ineptitude before being allowed to lose their virginity, let alone sire more benefit absorbing shit sponges.  To condition them to chase their sprog down in public places, they have to be able to outrun a pack of rabid, starving, wild dogs.   

[Jake The Muss]

On 8/11/2016 at 7:16 PM, Ape said:

And the award for worlds longest sentence go ThunderCunt.

I have my own STYLE of everything Apeshits, including writing, you on the other hand have no style whatsoever..any chance of you getting a sense of humour, well there's about as much chance of that as chucking a piece of shit at the moon and hitting it..

[camberwell gypsy]

On 11/08/2016 at 9:00 AM, Ollyboro said:

I'm sick of seeing parents pushing prams whilst fucking about on their phones. Instead of communicating with their kids, and explaining the sights and sounds around them, they'd rather be on Facebook. I made one of my twice yearly bus trips recently (I know, I know- what a cunt), and was shocked to see a bloke stick his mobile in his 3 year old's clammy paw, so he and his fat pig partner could gawp at her phone. Meanwhile, there was a world of new experiences the dirty little bastard could have been observing. And when did unpaid for supermarket sweets become the default setting for keeping your kids quiet whilst stocking up with microchips and frozen fucking pizza? Yeah, instead of teaching your kids manners and appropriate behaviour, let's ram a fucking muffin in its gob and let the cunt spill shit all over the floor. Yet we vilify people like Huntley who actively do something about the whole cunt up.

I'd like to have a pop at that Huntley. Me and him in a room me with half a Poole cue. And then having five minutes with that lego faced cunt of a girlfriend of his. 

[camberwell gypsy]

On 11/08/2016 at 7:39 PM, Cuntybaws said:

Wielded by Chung, in "The Wolf of Kabul", originally in Wizard, later Hotspur.

Jackie was my comic of choice as well as Whizzer and Chips and 'Cor'!  One of my brothers read Roy of the Rovers but I told him that football's for irons. He kicked the shit out of me.

[Guest Ollyboro]

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Jackie was my comic of choice as well as Whizzer and Chips and 'Cor'!  One of my brothers read Roy of the Rovers but I told him that football's for irons. He kicked the shit out of me.

I was a Whizzer and Chips man too!! (Not that you're a man). I was a Chipite, rather than a fucking Whizz Kid; couldn't stand that Sid cunt with his shit snake.  My "What's the difference between a camera and a sock" gag was ignored, preparing me well for the Corner.

[scotty]

On 11/08/2016 at 7:16 PM, Ape said:

And the award for worlds longest sentence go ThunderCunt.

I don't know, dapps. Myra Hindley and Ian Brady seem to have served a few years.

[Guest Ollyboro]

5 minutes ago, scotty said:

I don't know, dapps. Myra Hindley and Ian Brady seem to have served a few years.

Not sure Myra's still doing stir, Scotty. She's been dead for 14 years. I'm all for life meaning life, mate, but I think it would be a little unfair on Myra's cellmate to have to share with a decaying cadaver.