Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you still wet the bed too.... Ponce. lol. I've been trying to bribe your energy supplier to switch you from natural gas to Zyklon B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 5 hours ago, Manky said: I always switch all the plugs off when not using them. I am petrified that electricity will seep out and electrocute me while I sleep. Either that or cause an electric explosion and blow the roof off. Paracetamol protects one 100% against errant electrical fields, if taken in sufficient quantities, 60 or so for the larger, more slovenly proportioned gentleman is guaranteed effective. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Paracetamol protects one 100% against errant electrical fields, if taken in sufficient quantities, 60 or so for the larger, more slovenly proportioned gentleman is guaranteed effective. . You must think I am fucking thick. How do you get the round pills in the square holes in the plug sockets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 22 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I've been trying to bribe your energy supplier to switch you from natural gas to Zyklon B. You're first in the oven if you're anything like your avatar weirdo..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 10 minutes ago, Manky said: You must think I am fucking thick. How do you get the round pills in the square holes in the plug sockets? Crush them up and ram them in with a long copper stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Crush them up and ram them in with a long copper stick. Lick the copper whilst you push it in to improve the contact.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Lick the copper whilst you push it in to improve the contact.... Don't be disgusting. I wouldn't lick a copper if he were glazed in honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're first in the oven if you're anything like your avatar weirdo..... Last time I tried to use the oven you had got in there first, doing your best Sylvia Plath impersonation in a pair of suspenders with a cucumber shoved up your rectum. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Potato. I stand by potato. Only cunts order them baked in a pub. People have attacked my character over the nomination, but not the subject matter itself. Rather telling I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 10 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I stand by potato. Only cunts order them baked in a pub. People have attacked my character over the nomination, but not the subject matter itself. Rather telling I think. Oh! Sorry. I'll give it some serious thought. No I won't . Fuck your potato. I've had yacht this yacht that , why should you swan about without rebuke, as unctuous as fucking custard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Oh! Sorry. I'll give it some serious thought. No I won't . Fuck your potato. I've had yacht this yacht that , why should you swan about without rebuke, as unctuous as fucking custard. On the one hand there's "heli-skiing with John Leslie" - on the other we have "Flinders crispy pancakes". And you thought Sophie's Choice was a toughie! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: On the one hand there's "heli-skiing with John Leslie" - on the other we have "Flinders crispy pancakes". And you thought Sophie's Choice was a toughie! Piles of half-baked shit/potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Piles of half-baked shit/potatoes. Where's your fucking yacht you potatoless cunt whiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: On the one hand there's "heli-skiing with John Leslie" - on the other we have "Flinders crispy pancakes". And you thought Sophie's Choice was a toughie! You're pure a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're pure a cunt. Cheers pal, that's exactly the look I was going for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 On 15/08/2016 at 6:36 PM, Bill Stickers said: Congratulations on your most boring post to date. I go away for four days, and without anyone to keep you in check, you're running amok like you own the fucking place with your boring, shitty, mid-life crisis nonsense. I mean really Ding. Bloody fucking Norah. The amount of times you've used the word Bill in this diatribe... it really reflects badly on me if anyone is using the search function to dig up my hilarious material past and present. All Bills are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 On August 15, 2016 at 7:39 AM, Panzerknacker said: I'd be a lazy consumer I just get a bill and Pay it ...must start reading them Panzerknacker The bill for your use of this forum comes to just under a tenner. I can accept payment electronically, just provide me your account information. You'll receive a proper receipt of payment from our bank in Nigeria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: The bill for your use of this forum comes to just under a tenner. I can accept payment electronically, just provide me your account information. You'll receive a proper receipt of payment from our bank in Nigeria. It's fone banking I'll give ya the number 1800 shitebag. .operator's are waiting on your call Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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