Decimus Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 16 minutes ago, luke swarm said: (I thought he was dead and if not...why not.) Years of wearing skinny jeans has meant that the cancer in his maggot dick is contained. incapable of spreading any further up his body to his vital organs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 if it's in his nob, who will help him get the pus out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, mothra said: if it's in his nob, who will help him get the pus out? The only man for the job is this tiny mouthed cove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: The only man for the job is this tiny mouthed cove. looks like Captain Meltdown aka Rothers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Just now, mothra said: looks like Captain Meltdown aka Rothers! Spooky. I posted some fisting butter just a minute ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The only man for the job is this tiny mouthed cove. that must have been a hell of a lemon ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Frank said: Thinking of you, Ape.. spacky showboat. http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/disability-sport/37303326 How's your cancer coming along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 On 9/4/2016 at 4:50 PM, scotty said: Anybody who goes on cruises is a fucking twat, db. A word of warning; I do a lot of work on the cruise ships here. Don't worry too much about the hand sanitisers on your way in, but for fucksake use them on the way out. I thought you were the bloke who changed out the memory cards on all the hidden cameras in the ladies loos? Changing the hand sanitizer cartridges, scrubbing the rings from the pan, and changing the bin bags filled with used tampons and knicker pads isn't quite suiting for a man of your distinctive qualities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Cruises. Fat swingers from shitholes like Halifax with mundane names like 'Roy' and 'Barbara', a "crew" of failures who are either shagging or borderline suicidal, and the constant risk of norovirus or a captain that flees the ship at the first sign of trouble. Sign me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I thought you were the bloke who changed out the memory cards on all the hidden cameras in the ladies loos? Changing the hand sanitizer cartridges, scrubbing the rings from the pan, and changing the bin bags filled with used tampons and knicker pads isn't quite suiting for a man of your distinctive qualities. Fuck, I've been rumbled. Keep it quiet wizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 18 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank, you look like fucking shit. Locked-in syndrome decs. I can only communicate by blinking. This is it... they turn off the machine on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 56 minutes ago, Frank said: Locked-in syndrome decs. I can only communicate by blinking. This is it... they turn off the machine on Sunday. Roll on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Locked-in syndrome decs. I can only communicate by blinking. This is it... they turn off the machine on Sunday. Can you let me know the address for the funeral? I'd like to take a solemn shit on your grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Can you let me know the address for the funeral? I'd like to take a solemn shit on your grave. Before I check out, what it is all this talk of mash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Before I check out, what it is all this talk of mash? It's because your corpse will look like a bag of spuds after we've dug it up and kicked it round the parish church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 33 minutes ago, Ape said: Roll on Sunday. Roll on two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Before I check out, what it is all this talk of mash? Off on Sunday,forgotten on Monday. You could of bowed out gracefully but no,you were shite until the end. Even the corners puppy has stopped sniffing your arse. See you next week when you astound us with the amazing recovery you no doubt will make you predictable cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 39 minutes ago, Snatch said: Off on Sunday,forgotten on Monday. You could of bowed out gracefully but no,you were shite until the end. Even the corners puppy has stopped sniffing your arse. See you next week when you astound us with the amazing recovery you no doubt will make you predictable cunt. Well at least Gobbler's minge can have a well earned rest when he has gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Off on Sunday,forgotten on Monday. You could of bowed out gracefully but no,you were shite until the end. . I wish you'd bow out in front of a fast moving train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I wish you'd bow out in front of a fast moving train. The most final of final curtains. Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Frank said: Before I check out, what it is all this talk of mash? I see bill is skipping around the subject and evading your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: It's because your corpse will look like a bag of spuds after we've dug it up and kicked it round the parish church. Why won't you explain your farinaceous theorems to Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Can you let me know the address for the funeral? I'd like to take a solemn shit on your grave. One for your dead homos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 4 hours ago, Frank said: Locked-in syndrome decs. I can only communicate by blinking. This is it... they turn off the machine on Sunday. Diving bell and butterfly. I hope your planning on releasing an astounding book in these last moments, rather than all this drivel. Never mind, off with one machine, on with another - a furnace type of machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 35 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I wish you'd bow out in front of a fast moving train. No chance little bollocks. All the time your pissed off with me being here I'll stay around. Have a good weekend penis breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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