Ape™️ Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 What kind of sick cunts would choose to saddle their child with this dreadful name? It conjures up images of total spackers with leather patches on their jacket elbows. It's a fairly seldom used name these days (thankfully) but there are still lunatics out there who feel it's an acceptable name to bestow upon their unfortunate child. i wonder what Punkapes real name is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Better than parents who roger a child. As for Spunkers real name....I'm sure after a lifetime in the care system he has several. But, after piecing together his most commonly used forename and surname, I'm plumping for The Accused After Birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Irrelevant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Roger Black. Sick, and racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 9 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Roger Black. Sick, and racist. But he never went back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Roger Mellie. My etiquette advisor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: What kind of sick cunts would choose to saddle their child with this dreadful name? It conjures up images of total spackers with leather patches on their jacket elbows. It's a fairly seldom used name these days (thankfully) but there are still lunatics out there who feel it's an acceptable name to bestow upon their unfortunate child. i wonder what Punkapes real name is? what has brought on this irrational hatred of all things "Roger" ? I can think of worse names inflicted by parents on their offspring, mainly by the celebrity community, The Geldof kids were fucked from the start. Dweezil and Moon Zappa, Cruz and Romeo Beckham. are also fine examples. Though I think that the prize for inconsiderate naming must go to that white supremacist cunt in America who insisted on his kids being christened Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun......that's how to give your kids a flying start to life and ensure future success Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: what has brought on this irrational hatred of all things "Roger" ? I can think of worse names inflicted by parents on their offspring, mainly by the celebrity community, The Geldof kids were fucked from the start. Dweezil and Moon Zappa, Cruz and Romeo Beckham. are also fine examples. Though I think that the prize for inconsiderate naming must go to that white supremacist cunt in America who insisted on his kids being christened Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun......that's how to give your kids a flying start to life and ensure future success I'm just not comfortable with a child, or even worse a baby, being called Roger - All Rogers should be born fully grown. They must never be infants as it's just wrong. FUCKING WRONG I TELL YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: What kind of sick cunts would choose to saddle their child with this dreadful name? It conjures up images of total spackers with leather patches on their jacket elbows. It's a fairly seldom used name these days (thankfully) but there are still lunatics out there who feel it's an acceptable name to bestow upon their unfortunate child. i wonder what Punkapes real name is? A child could be named Wayne, Darren or even Kevin which is far worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: A child could be named Wayne, Darren or even Kevin which is far worse. Agreed, Spunkers. Giving a child a name like one of those above would make the child more likely to have your unwelcomed sexual attentions forced upon then - later in their lives, obviously. Edited September 7, 2016 by Ollyboro Death of a dwarf, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: what has brought on this irrational hatred of all things "Roger" ? I can think of worse names inflicted by parents on their offspring, mainly by the celebrity community, The Geldof kids were fucked from the start. Dweezil and Moon Zappa, Cruz and Romeo Beckham. are also fine examples. Though I think that the prize for inconsiderate naming must go to that white supremacist cunt in America who insisted on his kids being christened Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun......that's how to give your kids a flying start to life and ensure future success Fifi and Ronnie Nolan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: What kind of sick cunts would choose to saddle their child with this dreadful name? It conjures up images of total spackers with leather patches on their jacket elbows. It's a fairly seldom used name these days (thankfully) but there are still lunatics out there who feel it's an acceptable name to bestow upon their unfortunate child. i wonder what Punkapes real name is? Roger, that's a niner, Gooseman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 29 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Roger, that's a niner, Gooseman. Cretin (gay). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 4 hours ago, Ape said: What kind of sick cunts would choose to saddle their child with this dreadful name? It conjures up images of total spackers with leather patches on their jacket elbows. It's a fairly seldom used name these days (thankfully) but there are still lunatics out there who feel it's an acceptable name to bestow upon their unfortunate child. i wonder what Punkapes real name is? Eric, probably. And his black rimmed specs are held together with Elastoplast. He sleeps in a single bed in the attic room of an HMO. He spends his evenings separating 3ply toilet paper to make it go further and the poor cunt's only friend is a caged rat called Frank. Yep he is definitely an Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Gavin is a cunts name. And why do coppers always seem to be called fucking Andy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Gavin is a cunts name. And why do coppers always seem to be called fucking Andy? next time you see a copper, ask him"is your name Fucking Andy"... See what happens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 I' m not completely convinced Roger Moore would be impressed with this nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: A child could be named Wayne, Darren or even Kevin which is far worse. Fuck off, Roger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Allahu akbar is a great name for your kid if you don`t like queuing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 13 hours ago, Ape said: What kind of sick cunts would choose to saddle their child with this dreadful name? It conjures up images of total spackers with leather patches on their jacket elbows. It's a fairly seldom used name these days (thankfully) but there are still lunatics out there who feel it's an acceptable name to bestow upon their unfortunate child. i wonder what Punkapes real name is? I only know one Roger, and he is a fucking whinging cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I only know one Roger, and he is a fucking whinging cunt. That is no way to talk about your dad. Shame on you Cockfingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Irrelevant. Wibble Wibble. Professor, I scent the distant whiff of an avatar change. Kindly open the door and strum that lute in G major. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, scotty said: Wibble Wibble. Professor, I scent the distant whiff of an avatar change. Kindly open the door and strum that lute in G major. You know, when you look back now with age and experience at things you once thought were the pinnacle, the very acme of the dog's bollocks, like Monty Python, and Derek & Clive, and Viz, you realise that they were mostly pure and utter shite. But fuck me, there were such brilliant diamonds among the dung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Roger and out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Roger the cabin boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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