Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: If we ever get a female James Bond, we can look forward to some remakes of the classic Bonds. Here are just all of them: 1. Fishfinger 2. The Spy Who Licked Me Ratcum (peace be upon him) and his prophet Jelly Tot The Quantum of Shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Quantum of Pollocks On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Goldenjapseye or thunderballs. shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: shit I don't remember that one. Was that George Lazenby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Quantum of Pollocks On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix Fuckin class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Quantum of Shopping. Ground control to Major Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Ben Her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 4 hours ago, ratcum said: If we ever get a female James Bond, we can look forward to some remakes of the classic Bonds. Here are just all of them: 1. Fishfinger 2. The Spy Who Licked Me Ratcum (peace be upon him) and his prophet Jelly Tot Dr You Should Know Without Me Having To Tell You, or Dr No Means No. From Thrush With Love The World Is Not Enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Dr You Should Know Without Me Having To Tell You, or Dr No Means No. From Thrush With Love The World Is Not Enough The Woman With The Golden Shower... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 (edited) 25 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The Woman With The Golden Shower... Away, Ding man. We're naming Bond films as if a woman played the part of Bond. You appear to be naming your favourite imported Betamax VCR films. Edited June 10, 2017 by Ollyboro Dodgy fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 44 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Away, Ding man. We're naming Bond films as if a woman played the part of Bond. You appear to be naming your favourite imported Betamax VCR films. Shut the fuck up, mine comes with midgets as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Away, Ding man. We're naming Bond films as if a woman played the part of Bond. You appear to be naming your favourite imported Betamax VCR films. Yep. Someone tell ratty that, he came up with Ben Her. And he said my choice were shit, fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: Ben Her Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Attack of The 50 foot Bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 What’s that Ruth Davidson all about, eh? Some lesbians try to look like men, which I can sort of understand, but it’s a mystery why this one chooses to emulate a subhuman, stumpy, yellow-toothed baboon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Dr. No, Not Tonight, We'll Do It In The Morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 12 hours ago, ratcum said: 4. A View to a Krill 5. Dr no no, you've done it wrong again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Upmypussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Upmypussy WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What’s that Ruth Davidson all about, eh? Some lesbians try to look like men, which I can sort of understand, but it’s a mystery why this one chooses to emulate a subhuman, stumpy, yellow-toothed baboon. shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Nearly all these house buying programmes are stuffed with fish tippler or toffee jouster 'couples' looking for somewhere to live. Live and let and all that, but aren't there are any normal people in the property market anymore? Are they scared of getting aids or wearing yellow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Three doors up from me lives a young lesbian couple...lovely people but both very unattractive looking. .if I didn't know better I'd have said they were sisters who liked shapeless jumpers and jeans Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 13 hours ago, ratcum said: Nearly all these house buying programmes are stuffed with fish tippler or toffee jouster 'couples' looking for somewhere to live. Live and let and all that, but aren't there are any normal people in the property market anymore? Are they scared of getting aids or wearing yellow? Dario and Ewelina have a budget of just £983,000 and are looking to buy a two bedroomed cottage in Alderley Edge. Today they will be looking at Herbert Punkleton's coverted gentlemens lavatory on the station approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Dario and Ewelina have a budget of just £983,000 and are looking to buy a two bedroomed cottage in Alderley Edge. Today they will be looking at Herbert Punkleton's coverted gentlemens lavatory on the station approach. Laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Three doors up from me lives a young lesbian couple...lovely people but both very unattractive looking. .if I didn't know better I'd have said they were sisters who liked shapeless jumpers and jeans Panzerknacker Lovely people and lesbians is a contradiction. As for shapeless jumpers, that's what I hope you and your scrounging mates look like after you fall off a high building. laffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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