Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment. However I had to savage a utilities service engineer several weeks ago for calling me "mate". I lectured him for several minutes on the correct forms of address for those in a sevice industry. He was suitably contrite and apologies proffered. Had he not done so I would have reported him to his superiors. When I met the Earl of Derby I spoke to him as "My Lord". When I was introduced to the Duke of Westminster I addressed him as "Your Grace". I was then later invited to call them by their Christian names. Titles should be respected and formalities adhered to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 32 minutes ago, Punkape said: This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment. And also because you're a raging fucking queer of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 41 minutes ago, Punkape said: This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment. You are absolutely right Mrs Punkape. Although may I suggest that you wear a little less make up until you have had the er, full conversion, I assume you are going private? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: And also because you're a raging fucking queer of a cunt. Everyone will call you "mate". lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: You are absolutely right Mrs Punkape. Although may I suggest that you wear a little less make up until you have had the er, full conversion, I assume you are going private? Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Mr Peasant to you...I am not your mate after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment. However I had to savage a utilities service engineer several weeks ago for calling me "mate". I lectured him for several minutes on the correct forms of address for those in a sevice industry. He was suitably contrite and apologies proffered. Had he not done so I would have reported him to his superiors. When I met the Earl of Derby I spoke to him as "My Lord". When I was introduced to the Duke of Westminster I addressed him as "Your Grace". I was then later invited to call them by their Christian names. Titles should be respected and formalities adhered to. It is a great pity you weren't introduced to him and shaking his hand when he was pushed into the crem furnace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 What a load of outdated, old fashioned, forelock tugging fucking bullshit. Come the revolution you feigning cunts and upper class twits wil be up against the wall MATE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: However I had to savage a utilities service engineer several weeks ago for calling me "mate". Titles should be respected and formalities adhered to. A male escort who comes to "service your pipes", is not a gas safe engineer. Fuck off with your stupidity, you disgusting little faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment. However I had to savage a utilities service engineer several weeks ago for calling me "mate". I lectured him for several minutes on the correct forms of address for those in a sevice industry. He was suitably contrite and apologies proffered. Had he not done so I would have reported him to his superiors. When I met the Earl of Derby I spoke to him as "My Lord". When I was introduced to the Duke of Westminster I addressed him as "Your Grace". I was then later invited to call them by their Christian names. Titles should be respected and formalities adhered to. You're an idiot! Mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're an idiot! Mate. Thanks luv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 47 minutes ago, Bubba C said: A male escort who comes to "service your pipes", is not a gas safe engineer. Fuck off with your stupidity, you disgusting little faggot. Most people in Wales are working class. Mate. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 55 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: What a load of outdated, old fashioned, forelock tugging fucking bullshit. Come the revolution you feigning cunts and upper class twits wil be up against the wall MATE. You need to know your place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 I don't mind this term of address. It's when cunts use the term "bruv" I want to inject them with potassium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 No one has ever called you mate,that would infer you have friends and we all know the only 'mates' you have are the ones that charge by the hour and carry condoms,baby oil and butt plugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 I once had a Czech mate. Mike D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment. No, this rarely happens to you because you're a nasty, lying little cunt who is despised by all. Even habitual users of the word would falter in your presence. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: You need to know your place. I know my place - as far away from you as possible. Eat the rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: I know my place - as far away from you as possible. Eat the rich You're uncouth and oikish and a "Mate" to all the similar cunts to yourself who go to football matches and go on holiday to Benidorm. "Where are me fookin chips" will be your cry to your "Mrs". Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 23 minutes ago, Ape said: No, this rarely happens to you because you're a nasty, lying little cunt who is despised by all. Even habitual users of the word would falter in your presence. lol. Nobody I know uses the word. You seem entirely comfortable with it. But then you are moron. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 46 minutes ago, neil298 said: No one has ever called you mate,that would infer you have friends and we all know the only 'mates' you have are the ones that charge by the hour and carry condoms,baby oil and butt plugs Are all you gay "mates" fat punk rockers in make up as well ! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 "Cum in my mouth" will be your cry to your Nigerian escort. You've fucked more black men then Sickle Cell. Mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 4 hours ago, The Beast said: I don't mind this term of address. It's when cunts use the term "bruv" I want to inject them with potassium. "Bruv" is the same lazy plebian vocabulary. You obviously mix with the lower stratas too. Do you drive a dustbin lorry ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: "Cum in my mouth" will be your cry to your Nigerian escort. You've fucked more black men then Sickle Cell. Mate. Another gay pornography riposte from the boards resident expert on homosexual debauchery. Gay cretin. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 (edited) There's to much vitriol to each other in the responses to this nom. Now let's all try to get along and be mates, mate. Edited September 15, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps fuck me. I sound like a hairy fannied witch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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