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Earl of Punkape

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This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment.

However I had to savage a utilities service engineer several weeks ago for calling me "mate". I lectured him for several minutes on the correct forms of address for those in a sevice industry. He was suitably contrite and apologies proffered. Had he not done so I would have reported him to his superiors.

When I met the Earl of Derby I spoke to him as "My Lord". When I was introduced to the Duke of Westminster I addressed him as "Your Grace". I was then later invited to call them by their Christian names.

Titles should be respected and formalities adhered to.

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41 minutes ago, Punkape said:

This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment.

You are absolutely right Mrs Punkape.

Although may I suggest that you wear a little less make up until you have had the er, full conversion, I assume you are going private?

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1 hour ago, Punkape said:

This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment.

However I had to savage a utilities service engineer several weeks ago for calling me "mate". I lectured him for several minutes on the correct forms of address for those in a sevice industry. He was suitably contrite and apologies proffered. Had he not done so I would have reported him to his superiors.

When I met the Earl of Derby I spoke to him as "My Lord". When I was introduced to the Duke of Westminster I addressed him as "Your Grace". I was then later invited to call them by their Christian names.

Titles should be respected and formalities adhered to.

It is a great pity you weren't introduced to him and shaking his hand when he was pushed into  the crem furnace.

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2 hours ago, Punkape said:

However I had to savage a utilities service engineer several weeks ago for calling me "mate".

Titles should be respected and formalities adhered to.

A male escort who comes to "service your pipes", is not a gas safe engineer. 

Fuck off with your stupidity, you disgusting little faggot.  

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2 hours ago, Punkape said:

This rarely happens to me because of my accent, dress, address and general comportment.

However I had to savage a utilities service engineer several weeks ago for calling me "mate". I lectured him for several minutes on the correct forms of address for those in a sevice industry. He was suitably contrite and apologies proffered. Had he not done so I would have reported him to his superiors.

When I met the Earl of Derby I spoke to him as "My Lord". When I was introduced to the Duke of Westminster I addressed him as "Your Grace". I was then later invited to call them by their Christian names.

Titles should be respected and formalities adhered to.

You're an idiot! Mate.

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6 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

I know my place - as far away from you as possible.

Eat the rich

You're uncouth and oikish and a "Mate" to all the similar cunts to yourself who go to football matches and go on holiday to Benidorm.

"Where are me fookin chips" will be your cry to your "Mrs".

Lol.

 

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23 minutes ago, Ape said:

No, this rarely happens to you because you're a nasty, lying little cunt who is despised by all. Even habitual users of the word would falter in your presence.

lol.

Nobody I know uses the word.

You seem entirely comfortable with it. But then you are moron.

Lol.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

There's to much vitriol to each other in the responses to this nom. Now let's all try to get along and be mates, mate.

Edited by Drew P Pissflaps
fuck me. I sound like a hairy fannied witch
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