ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 18 minutes ago, luke swarm said: agreed, fancy taking his pregnant wife out on a bank holiday weekend without booking ahead to secure a decent hotel.....Bethlehem is a fucking nightmare for accommodation at the best of times and her heavy with child...damned irresponsible. I heard he spent more time with his fuckin donkey than his wife. Perhaps he was Rumanian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: What at apart from going bald? He did OK paddy twatting at the Boyne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: He did OK paddy twatting at the Boyne. Catholic paddy twatting at that. Gotta love the guy for taking care of business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: For Ape....lol Absolutely hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 30 minutes ago, luke swarm said: producing more parasitical cunt offspring for the mindless flag waving numpties. What would you replace him with ? Turnip brain... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: Yeah, but no way was Jesus as big a cunt as his dad. Kim Jong-un is doing the same job as his dad and he seems to be a ok kind of guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: What would you replace him with ? Turnip brain... lol. A Turnip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: A Turnip You're not being serious now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 30 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're not being serious now... He is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: He is. You thick twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Kim Jong-un is doing the same job as his dad and he seems to be a ok kind of guy. Okay, okay. Well apart from Jesus and Kim Jong-Un, what son has ever done better than his famous dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You thick twat. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: A Turnip You do realise that the majority of root vegetables in Northern Europe are racist Luke? Also, the more bulbous of these taprooted bastards are homophobic as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Read the rule book fatty. 12. Do not make sexual references about other members' family and relatives. Yes but we can write sexual references for other members to help them get a job. When the fair was in town I told them Rothers was a real waltzer on the gay scene. The cunt was giving rides for the next fortnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 59 minutes ago, mothra said: You do realise that the majority of root vegetables in Northern Europe are racist Luke? Also, the more bulbous of these taprooted bastards are homophobic as well? Is this racist vegetable thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 7 hours ago, mothra said: Okay, okay. Well apart from Jesus and Kim Jong-Un, what son has ever done better than his famous dad? George "Dubya" Bush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is this racist vegetable thread? Wheesht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: George "Dubya" Bush? Right, well apart from Prince William, Jesus, Kim Jong-Un and George Bush, what have sons of famous dads ever done for us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Brooklyn Beckham shit footballer like his dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 35 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Brooklyn Beckham shit footballer like his dad You're like a really shit Panzerknacker, which says it all really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're like a really shit Panzerknacker, which says it all really. Fucking steady on, Decs. Panzy raises the odd chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're like a really shit Panzerknacker, which says it all really. Ah the immortal decimus. Pleased to meet you, during your short absence your fellow cunts were all mourning you. Soppy cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 16 hours ago, mothra said: Okay, okay. Well apart from Jesus and Kim Jong-Un, what son has ever done better than his famous dad? There was a Dutch jazz musician once, had a pair of sons, both became highly successful mainstream rock stars. Van something or other. All are a bunch of cunts. Success can be measured in different ways...consider that Jason Bonham hasn't repeated the dreadful mistakes of his father. Or Jack Osbourne, who was the source of inspiration behind his decrepit, cretinous fathers success at sobriety after confessing his own drug and alcohol issues to his famous old geezer. Even our own little punky...his father topped himself upon the confirmation of his HIV infection. Punkape lingers on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: You're like a really shit Panzerknacker, which says it all really. Nonsense...there is only one really shit PanzyKernacker, and he really is extraordinarily shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I have it on some authority that Decimus, living in Norfolk, does the same job as his dad which unsurprisingly that's a bit desperate Drew.......why don't you reconsider and make some changes to your text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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