Neil Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 When the fucking fuck did it cost a fucking quid to pump your fucking tyres up?....and a quid for a squirt of fucking water! Robbing cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: When the fucking fuck did it cost a fucking quid to pump your fucking tyres up?....a quid for a squirt of fucking water! Robbing cunts 20p to pump the tyres up locally when I last used one in 2012 .. cost of maintaining the machines etc needs to be taken into account but 50p tops surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Manky doesn't have this problem. His bike has solid tyres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Manky doesn't have this problem. His bike has solid tyres Plus he is a walking 'air and water' machine anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 23 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Plus he is a walking 'air and water' machine anyway Yes, full of wind and piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 17 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Yes, full of wind and piss I can't figure out if your head is empty or totally fucking solid. I blow my bike tyres up using my cycle ninja powers (and a pump) so I don't give a fuck if you need a second mortgage to blow car tyres up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I can't figure out if your head is empty or totally fucking solid. I blow my bike tyres up using my cycle ninja powers (and a pump) so I don't give a fuck if you need a second mortgage to blow car tyres up. I suppose where you live there are plenty of people to blow anything up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I suppose where you live there are plenty of people to blow anything up. You are correct there. I went into a local shop for a new vest because winter is on its way. I was asked if I preferred bullet proof or suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: You are correct there. I went into a local shop for a new vest because winter is on its way. I was asked if I preferred bullet proof or suicide. take the suicide one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: take the suicide one. In XXXL, the fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 What makes my shit hang sideways is cunts using the bay for parking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What makes my shit hang sideways is cunts using the bay for parking Like those dozy twats who use turning areas on housing estates for parking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: When the fucking fuck did it cost a fucking quid to pump your fucking tyres up?....and a quid for a squirt of fucking water! Robbing cunts You should shove the tyre inflator up your civil partner's arse and blow the cunt up. Good value at a £1. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should shove the tyre inflator up your civil partner's arse and blow the cunt up. Good value at a £1. lol. Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Like those dozy twats who use turning areas on housing estates for parking I don't live on a housing estate. Must be annoying for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: You are correct there. I went into a local shop for a new vest because winter is on its way. I was asked if I preferred bullet proof or suicide. Was it for local people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was it for local people? No. If they had thought I was local, they would have spoken to me in Urdu, Gujarati or some African language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't live on a housing estate. Must be annoying for you. I'm devastated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 A quid for water? Fuck that, just let me burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: No. If they had thought I was local, they would have spoken to me in Urdu, Gujarati or some African language. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Like those dozy twats who use turning areas on housing estates for parking You live on an estate. Sounds fucking awful you peasant. (Saved you a reply Pinky) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You live on an estate. Sounds fucking awful you peasant. (Saved you a reply Pinky) Where did I say that I live on an estate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 30 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Where did I say that I live on an estate? He might mean Belgrano Janet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: A quid for water? Fuck that, just let me burn. If that is what you really want, I think we can all respect your decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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