Ape™️ Posted November 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: We have underfloor heating in our 50 m2 conservatory. I can't imagine anyone having one build without. How quaint. Of course you have. Stupid fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: We have underfloor heating in our 50 m2 conservatory. I can't imagine anyone having one build without. How quaint. that's great IKTC....its expensive getting that done.....you must have got a massive discount when you bought the house off the council Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: that's great IKTC....its expensive getting that done.....you must have got a massive discount when you bought the house off the council The heat is probably from pizza boxes slowly composting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Actually, we have an Orangery not a conservatory. The UF heating goes throughout the extension including the Orangery, the new kitchen and dining room, the utility room, and the triple garage. I like to keep the Harley and the other bikes warm. Does your £9.85 heater actually work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 28 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Have you not heard of a Stanley knife? I call mine Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Actually, we have an Orangery not a conservatory. The UF heating goes throughout the extension including the Orangery, the new kitchen and dining room, the utility room, and the triple garage. I like to keep the Harley and the other bikes warm. Does your £9.85 heater actually work? Bricktop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 57 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: We have underfloor heating in our 50 m2 conservatory. I can't imagine anyone having one build without. How quaint. That's not a conservatory, that's your Portkabin home with a perspex makeshift roof, you stupid fucking cunt. The only warmth in there is from the deep heat rubbed into your hamstrings so you can keep stretching over and grab your toes with the never ending chain of your punters calling in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Actually, we have an Orangery not a conservatory. The UF heating goes throughout the extension including the Orangery, the new kitchen and dining room, the utility room, and the triple garage. I like to keep the Harley and the other bikes warm. Does your £9.85 heater actually work? I'm not saying that I doubt your tales of crass middle class mediocrity. But I have reservations that you have purchased underfloor heating and a second hand Harley with the proceeds of a 35k a year job. Instead, I imagine that you stumbled home one night from the pub and bought a scratch card which ended up paying out fifty grand. No doubt you then subsequently kitted out your end terrace right-to-buy slum with mock Corinthian columns and numerous busts of reality TV stars. You disgusting, fucking oik. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not saying that I doubt your tales of crass middle class mediocrity. But I have reservations that you have purchased underfloor heating and a second hand Harley with the proceeds of a 35k a year job. Instead, I imagine that you stumbled home one night from the pub and bought a scratch card which ended up paying out fifty grand. No doubt you then subsequently kitted out your end terrace right-to-buy slum with mock Corinthian columns and numerous busts of reality TV stars. You disgusting, fucking oik. Don't forget the oversized, vulgar gold sprayed metal gate which he installed to zealously protect the one parking space he has in front of said terraced house. There's a pristine Rav 4 sat on that driveway. He ran out of money before he could afford the driving lessons, but once his business of buying and selling liquidation stock picks up he'll have his L plates on in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: that's great IKTC....its expensive getting that done.....you must have got a massive discount when you bought the house off the council Underfloor heating costs fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Underfloor heating costs fuck all. only if you live on a lava field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Underfloor heating costs fuck all. Fucking hell. Just plain awful. Fuck this, fuck you and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: Actually, we have an Orangery not a conservatory. The UF heating goes throughout the extension including the Orangery, the new kitchen and dining room, the utility room, and the triple garage. I like to keep the Harley and the other bikes warm. Does your £9.85 heater actually work? Why don't you run off and hang yourself in your fucking "Orangery", capital O, you sperm-supping schlong-sucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Don't forget the oversized, vulgar gold sprayed metal gate which he installed to zealously protect the one parking space he has in front of said terraced house. There's a pristine Rav 4 sat on that driveway. He ran out of money before he could afford the driving lessons, but once his business of buying and selling liquidation stock picks up he'll have his L plates on in no time. Your forgot the musical doorbell that the sad little cunt ordered off Amazon, which plays an 8-bit version of 'Eye of The Tiger' whenever any of his vulgar friends come to visit to enjoy an evening of Iceland hors d'ouvres and a bottle of sparkling rosé wine in plastic cups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 49 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Don't forget the oversized, vulgar gold sprayed metal gate which he installed to zealously protect the one parking space he has in front of said terraced house. There's a pristine Rav 4 sat on that driveway. He ran out of money before he could afford the driving lessons, but once his business of buying and selling liquidation stock picks up he'll have his L plates on in no time. In Norn Iron, it is a definite indicator of bling and taste to have plaster gryphons on ones gate piers. Stupid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Have you not heard of a Stanley knife? I've got an Alan Key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fucking hell. Just plain awful. Fuck this, fuck you and fuck off. A little peevish tonight, frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Actually, we have an Orangery not a conservatory. The UF heating goes throughout the extension including the Orangery, the new kitchen and dining room, the utility room, and the triple garage. I like to keep the Harley and the other bikes warm. Does your £9.85 heater actually work? Only cunts have conservatories.. A new nom perhaps.... Cunts with conservatories and AIDS.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: A little peevish tonight, frank? The undead are not known for their bonhomie Scotto 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Hitler thought that he had the jews all wrapped up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've got an Alan Key I'll shoot you both dead with my Martin Luther. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 I bet that none of you have got an Annett's Key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 14 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Actually, we have an Orangery not a conservatory. The UF heating goes throughout the extension including the Orangery, the new kitchen and dining room, the utility room, and the triple garage. I like to keep the Harley and the other bikes warm. Does your £9.85 heater actually work? The only thing that can be described as orangery in your house is your wife's giant fake tanned forehead you total fucking gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I bet that none of you have got an Annett's Key I like it that amid all the abuse some of us still talk bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 18 hours ago, Punkape said: Only cunts have conservatories.. A new nom perhaps.... Cunts with conservatories and AIDS.... And who play golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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