Stubby Pecker Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: There's been too many dribbling spastic wankers infesting the Rincón lately for my liking Stubbs, though what with Bill finally getting his fat fucking fingers out of his festering ring piece and banishing that dreadful eavans/Jazz creature, I might be tempted to venture a few small offerings. Also, whilst I'm on the subject....Fuck off. Giving young thickers credit for inducing a full blown 'Evans outburst involving family, kids, noncing and even fucking dog porn and a photo of decs, starkers in the bath munching one of quincy's brown gifts, is a bit rich. True, bills return has added an extra dimension but ev was fighting battles on many fronts, mostly in his warped mind. He'll be back soon for more of the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Giving young thickers credit...... is a bit rich. Agreed. What was I thinking? I need to reboot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 39 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve been away for a while and it’s great to see some intellect on board. Brexit aside, what else is up your sleeve? I can give you some advice on how to pull birds on a night out. They get hit on all night. Don't ask them for a date, it usually ends in a no. Instead, find out their favourite food in general conversation, then ask them what night they're next free to go for the food. Works everytime. They can't say they're never free. You by-pass the asking out question. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, White van man said: I can give you some advice on how to pull birds on a night out. They get hit on all night. Don't ask them for a date, it usually ends in a no. Instead, find out their favourite food in general conversation, then ask them what night they're next free to go for the food. Works everytime. They can't say they're never free. You by-pass the asking out question. Enjoy. That's not how a Muslim man seduces the lady who has caught his eye. He simply asks her if she wants to see his pet unicorn, and she immediately drops her Robinsons fruit-shoot and jumps onto the booster cushion in the back of his taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's not how a Muslim man seduces the lady who has caught his eye. He simply asks her if she wants to see his pet unicorn, and she immediately drops her Robinsons fruit-shoot and jumps onto the booster cushion in the back of his taxi. Yeah, and if she refuses, he threatens to blow up her parents, brothers and sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's not how a Muslim man seduces the lady who has caught his eye. He simply asks her if she wants to see his pet unicorn, and she immediately drops her Robinsons fruit-shoot and jumps onto the booster cushion in the back of his taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 11 hours ago, White van man said: Yeah, and if she refuses, he threatens to blow up her parents, brothers and sisters. Totally wrong .. if she refuses he blows himself and lots of other innocent bystanders up .. goes to paradise and gets 72 compliant girlfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: Totally wrong .. if she refuses he blows himself and lots of other innocent bystanders up .. goes to paradise and gets 72 compliant girlfriends. 72 fumbling, clueless virgins who squeal like a sty full of old Gloucester spots as soon as you put the tip in. Just how they like 'em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: 72 fumbling, clueless virgins who squeal like a sty full of old Gloucester spots as soon as you put the tip in. Just how they like 'em. To tell you the truth Decs, that sounds like my kind of virgin. especially the squealing bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: To tell you the truth Decs, that sounds like my kind of virgin. especially the squealing bit. To be honest, the Gloucester bit put me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 5/30/2018 at 4:12 PM, Panzerknacker said: Yer not going anywhere Panzerknacker What about this Panzer? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44324032 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 20 hours ago, Penelope said: What about this Panzer? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44324032 Ah thats just Arleen n Sammy being themselves. .bigger issue is the scandalous waste of UK taxpayers money on the mystical language of Ulster Scots..ya should have a look n see what yer money's gettin pissed away on up there Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 30 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ah thats just Arleen n Sammy being themselves. .bigger issue is the scandalous waste of UK taxpayers money on the mystical language of Ulster Scots..ya should have a look n see what yer money's gettin pissed away on up there Panzerknacker Are you an "Ulster Scot" Panzer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Penelope said: Are you an "Ulster Scot" Panzer? No.. I'm a realist pen baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 What's a "realist pen baby"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 On 5/31/2018 at 8:16 AM, Cuntybaws said: A "love uni" a bit like a "love ewe". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 On 5/31/2018 at 5:37 PM, Decimus said: 72 fumbling, clueless virgins who squeal like a sty full of old Gloucester spots as soon as you put the tip in. Just how they like 'em. They also have a liking for Danish Landrace apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: What's a "realist pen baby"? Silence piss pot Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Silence piss pot Panzerknacker Are you talking to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 19 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Are you talking to me? I respect @Panzerknacker, Panzer is annoying rather than thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Mr Davis has fucked off. Obviously, Mrs May has been told to sell the UK plc down the river and he doesn't want any part of it. Good on him. The pusillanimous and inept conduct of politicians in UK plc boils my piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 3 hours ago, The Beast said: Mr Davis has fucked off. Obviously, Mrs May has been told to sell the UK plc down the river and he doesn't want any part of it. Good on him. The pusillanimous and inept conduct of politicians in UK plc boils my piss. He's a deserter. .he knows this was bollox from the start ..and it wasn't going to end well for y'all. .you'll end up as rule takers from being rule makers ..silly leaver people cunts Brexit means Brexit Lol Fuck off Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: He's a deserter. .he knows this was bollox from the start ..and it wasn't going to end well for y'all. .you'll end up as rule takers from being rule makers ..silly leaver people cunts Brexit means Brexit Lol Fuck off Panzerknacker Worried about your subsidies are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Worried about your subsidies are you? Shut up you thick kant Lol Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Shut up you thick kant Lol Panzerknacker Course you're not, since the EU has not bought forward any budget acknowledging the hole in its finances when we leave. Just suck more out of its members, Anything to keep the project on track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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