Decimus Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Dear oh dear, you really have been brainwashed by it all, haven't you? Now, about these racist comments you've mentioned - can you please point them out to me and also to admin, so I can be punished? He's an idiot, and him and his chums have fucked the country for future generations, all because they don't like foreigners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: I've heard that if you're having trouble sleeping bubbles, the answer is to count sheep. You shouldn't find that difficult, after all you're on first name terms with most of them. Aha haaaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: I've heard that if you're having trouble sleeping bubbles, the answer is to count sheep. You shouldn't find that difficult, after all you're on first name terms with most of them. Stop bleating about it Scotty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 I think the new fivers should be banned. Someone I know snorted a line of coke through one last weekend, and started mooing like a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: He's an idiot, and him and his chums have fucked the country for future generations, all because they don't like foreigners. Turn that on it's head, we are stopping you lot fucking the place up for future generations. Britain will be governed by the British, hooray and fuck off. Now, why's my lovely french champagne...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That was the first ever CD I ever owned. I got it from a lucky dip bin in Woolworths. Lucky dip? More like the unlucky dip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: "All our staff have degrees" .. stuck up cunts .. see what I said there? Publicty stunt I think. "All our staff have degrees" http://www.rainbowcafe.co.uk/ Some have three... PS Is your dog ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Update, In answer to your smart arsed question, Brexit is coming along fine, Parliament have just voted in favour of the government's plan to trigger article 50 by 31st March 2017. Up your fucking arse. Well that's OK then! Once article 50 is triggered it'll all be absolutely fine. Sorry, I'm so thick I didn't realise that all we needed to do was trigger article 50. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's an idiot, and him and his chums have fucked the country for future generations, all because they don't like foreigners. I don't like foreigners, I piss on them, especially Les Anglais. Am I a racist, NON, why my best friend is black. O.k, he is a French tracteur mechanic who never washes, but he smells like a Nigerian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Well that's OK then! Once article 50 is triggered it'll all be absolutely fine. Sorry, I'm so thick I didn't realise that all we needed to do was trigger article 50. Cretin. I will agree with that mate, you are indeed very thick, very thick indeed, in fact so thick you make bubbles look intelligent and that takes some doing. Parliaments agreement that we can invoke Article 50 is just the start of a long and for me very happy road and I will relish discussing it with you. I won't gloat, honest I won't.... God bless the Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: The laws are set by a democratically elected European parliament which we are represented in. We can influence all decisions by forming alliances with like minded MEP's from other countries. That our MEP's are not fully engaged and sit on the peripheral edges of the stage is due to low voter turnout, so inevitably idiots get voted in as our representatives. The UK also has a right of veto on certain decisions made. It's insular, backwards and full of hubris to think that we can successfully go it alone in the 21st century. Give it twenty years, when our economy has gone to the dogs and immigration hasn't lessened, and people will realise that people voting for Brexit was like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Let's let half of Turkey and all their criminals and 1,000s of terrorist cunts wander in. Let a separate Islamic state establish itself within our boarders. Let's have complete open boarders, the Euro and a European army led by the Italians. No let's leave them to it. Bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lucky dip? More like the unlucky dip. I had to wait a year before we got our first CD player. By then it was scratched to fuck by me trying to play it on the record turntable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 24 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Do you not think that sounds like an incredibly complex and bureaucratic system, though? Oh wait. You're a bureaucrat. No, not really. It's just a larger system of that which we employ in the U.K. Besides, what would be your alternative to a bureaucracy? A load of cunts making decisions on a whim without any sort of aforethought or adherence to regulations? We don't live in the stone age. Anyway, no one has said that it was perfect, but with the recent referendum result in Italy, plus upcoming elections in France and Germany, we would have had a good chance to bring about reform from within by applying political pressure had we stayed. Now we get no say, and have to accept any deal they throw at us, which will no likely still hold a provision for open borders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I will agree with that mate, you are indeed very thick, very thick indeed, in fact so thick you make bubbles look intelligent and that takes some doing. Parliaments agreement that we can invoke Article 50 is just the start of a long and for me very happy road and I will relish discussing it with you. I won't gloat, honest I won't.... God bless the Queen. Am I am thick as clotted cream, that's been left out by some clot, and now the clots are so clotted, you couldn't unclot them with an electric de-clotter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: The laws are set by a democratically elected European parliament which we are represented in. We can influence all decisions by forming alliances with like minded MEP's from other countries. That our MEP's are not fully engaged and sit on the peripheral edges of the stage is due to low voter turnout, so inevitably idiots get voted in as our representatives. The UK also has a right of veto on certain decisions made. It's insular, backwards and full of hubris to think that we can successfully go it alone in the 21st century. Give it twenty years, when our economy has gone to the dogs and immigration hasn't lessened, and people will realise that people voting for Brexit was like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Are you fucking serious? Is that really what you think? I respect your opinion of course but please respect the majority that voted out. We don't share you views and its pretty churlish of you to vent your frustration by calling everyone racists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Let's let half of Turkey all their criminals and 1,000s of terrorist cunts wander in. Obviously I realise that you're a piss taking cunt, Punky, who likes to stir the shit, and I wouldn't usually bother to reply to you. But I will this time, in case the uninformed simpletons who voted to leave based on lies decide that you make a good point. We have a veto on whether Turkey joins the EU or not. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: Are you fucking serious? Is that really what you think? I respect your opinion of course but please respect the majority that voted out. We don't share you views and its pretty churlish of you to vent your frustration by calling everyone racists. They don't seem to understand that they're making that word more and more of a joke whenever they throw it blindly at someone with different political views just to get the upper hand. They have no one but themselves to blame, it's this behaviour that got people sick of their foot-stamping ways in the first place, but of course they'll never admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Obviously I realise that you're a piss taking cunt, Punky, who likes to stir the shit, and I wouldn't usually bother to reply to you. But I will this time, in case the uninformed simpletons who voted to leave based on lies decide that you make a good point. We have a veto on whether Turkey joins the EU or not. Idiot. If that's Danny Deveto you're fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Obviously I realise that you're a piss taking cunt, Punky, who likes to stir the shit, and I wouldn't usually bother to reply to you. But I will this time, in case the uninformed simpletons who voted to leave based on lies decide that you make a good point. We have a veto on whether Turkey joins the EU or not. Idiot. Funny how everyone suddenly has great things to say about the EU now that we're leaving. Maybe if you'd been so vocal about it before you knew about Brexit people would have given a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Obviously I realise that you're a piss taking cunt, Punky, who likes to stir the shit, and I wouldn't usually bother to reply to you. But I will this time, in case the uninformed simpletons who voted to leave based on lies decide that you make a good point. We have a veto on whether Turkey joins the EU or not. Idiot. Not only is he a piss taking cunt, he's an illiterate cunt too. His comment was a grammatical fucking car crash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Obviously I realise that you're a piss taking cunt, Punky, who likes to stir the shit, and I wouldn't usually bother to reply to you. But I will this time, in case the uninformed simpletons who voted to leave based on lies decide that you make a good point. We have a veto on whether Turkey joins the EU or not. Idiot. Decs, you should maybe consider respecting the democratic process that lead the referendum result, and also respect that people have the right to disagree with your opinion. You are becoming increasingly hysterical on this. Get over it. The majority wanted out so there you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: No, not really. It's just a larger system of that which we employ in the U.K. Besides, what would be your alternative to a bureaucracy? A load of cunts making decisions on a whim without any sort of aforethought or adherence to regulations? We don't live in the stone age. Anyway, no one has said that it was perfect, but with the recent referendum result in Italy, plus upcoming elections in France and Germany, we would have had a good chance to bring about reform from within by applying political pressure had we stayed. Now we get no say, and have to accept any deal they throw at us, which will no likely still hold a provision for open borders. Not visited the quieter parts of Worcestershire then? We hear rumours that you flatlanders have moved on to witch-burning. Fire using early-adopter cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Decs, you should maybe consider respecting the democratic process that lead the referendum result, and also respect that people have the right to disagree with your opinion. You are becoming increasingly hysterical on this. Get over it. The majority wanted out so there you are. I do respect that the majority voted to leave. I've said elsewhere on here that I'm one hundred percent against the current court case in the court of appeal, and think that the will of the people should be accepted. I don't agree with the decision made though, and I think it's a huge mistake. I'm not so stubborn that I want it to ruin the country purely because I didn't agree with it, I hope to God that it turns out to be the best decision the electorate has ever made. I just don't think it will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Obviously I realise that you're a piss taking cunt, Punky, who likes to stir the shit, and I wouldn't usually bother to reply to you. But I will this time, in case the uninformed simpletons who voted to leave based on lies decide that you make a good point. We have a veto on whether Turkey joins the EU or not. Idiot. No need for a veto. One in, one out. Its the local government way. Don't worry about ability to fit in or do the job, it's bums on seats that count. Jeremy for president. Blah, blah, blah. Kill yourself well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 57 minutes ago, Piston said: Some have three... PS Is your dog ok? My dog saw Punker's, it is not well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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