Cunts who build a 6 bedroom house and call it a cottage

[Guest JackoTC]

Had to visit a place today - Holly Tree Cottage. New build. Six bedroom house built on about 5 acres. How the fuck is that a cottage ? And get this - the oily fucks had only bulldozed the 90 year old holly tree to build a 4 car garage ! He was burning the fucker in a log burner right there. In the garage they had a quaint old black and white picture of the holly tree with some pre war spiv standing next to it smoking a woodbine.

If it wasn't for the fact that he took me to a restaurant, and I got on the outside of fifty quids worth of roast beef and claret at his expense, I would have called him a fucking cunt. 

Incidentally, his daughter is a minor celebrity with big tits. I did not see her or her tits.

[Eddie]

4 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

Had to visit a place today - Holly Tree Cottage. New build. Six bedroom house built on about 5 acres. How the fuck is that a cottage ? And get this - the oily fucks had only bulldozed the 90 year old holly tree to build a 4 car garage ! He was burning the fucker in a log burner right there. In the garage they had a quaint old black and white picture of the holly tree with some pre war spiv standing next to it smoking a woodbine.

If it wasn't for the fact that he took me to a restaurant, and I got on the outside of fifty quids worth of roast beef and claret at his expense, I would have called him a fucking cunt. 

Incidentally, his daughter is a minor celebrity with big tits. I did not see her or her tits.

Returned to the male escort game I see Jacko.

[Ape™️]

4 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

Had to visit a place today - Holly Tree Cottage. New build. Six bedroom house built on about 5 acres. How the fuck is that a cottage ? And get this - the oily fucks had only bulldozed the 90 year old holly tree to build a 4 car garage ! He was burning the fucker in a log burner right there. In the garage they had a quaint old black and white picture of the holly tree with some pre war spiv standing next to it smoking a woodbine.

If it wasn't for the fact that he took me to a restaurant, and I got on the outside of fifty quids worth of roast beef and claret at his expense, I would have called him a fucking cunt. 

Incidentally, his daughter is a minor celebrity with big tits. I did not see her or her tits.

Did you try and sneak a look in the laundry basket for any of his daughters panties?

[Guest JackoTC]

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

Rrturned to the male escort game I see Jacko.

I'm back in business Tedward, in more ways than one. Three weeks off the pop, pocketed lots of lolly, and all set for a liver crippling crimbo. May your xmas bird give you a horrible dose of something very unfestive indeed. 

[Guest JackoTC]

3 minutes ago, Ape said:

Did you try and sneak a look in the laundry basket for any of his daughters panties?

If I'm honest it crossed my mind. If I get the contract, I'll be round there regularly. I'll pop some in the post to you. 

[Roadkill]

15 minutes ago, Ape said:

Did you try and sneak a look in the laundry basket for any of his daughters panties?

Panties? Are you a Yank?

[Ape™️]

14 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

If I'm honest it crossed my mind. If I get the contract, I'll be round there regularly. I'll pop some in the post to you. 

You, Jacko, are a fucking gent.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, JackoTC said:

Had to visit a place today - Holly Tree Cottage. New build. Six bedroom house built on about 5 acres. How the fuck is that a cottage ? And get this - the oily fucks had only bulldozed the 90 year old holly tree to build a 4 car garage ! He was burning the fucker in a log burner right there. In the garage they had a quaint old black and white picture of the holly tree with some pre war spiv standing next to it smoking a woodbine.

If it wasn't for the fact that he took me to a restaurant, and I got on the outside of fifty quids worth of roast beef and claret at his expense, I would have called him a fucking cunt. 

Incidentally, his daughter is a minor celebrity with big tits. I did not see her or her tits.

Sexist pig!!!!

[Cuntybaws]

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Sexist pig!!!!

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

90 years for a holly tree? Sounds too fucking old to me and about time the tight cunt got a new one. I think he did the right thing chopping it down.

When can we expect the first panties to arrive. Hopefully they've got the remnants of a younger, and less prickly bush. No red ones though if you know what I mean.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Fascist pigs

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, JackoTC said:

Had to visit a place today - Holly Tree Cottage. New build. Six bedroom house built on about 5 acres. How the fuck is that a cottage ? And get this - the oily fucks had only bulldozed the 90 year old holly tree to build a 4 car garage ! He was burning the fucker in a log burner right there. In the garage they had a quaint old black and white picture of the holly tree with some pre war spiv standing next to it smoking a woodbine.

If it wasn't for the fact that he took me to a restaurant, and I got on the outside of fifty quids worth of roast beef and claret at his expense, I would have called him a fucking cunt. 

Incidentally, his daughter is a minor celebrity with big tits. I did not see her or her tits.

I've got contacts in the Corby council planning department. 

You're dead fucking meat, Jock.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

I seem to remember some ribaldry when someone converted a former public convenience into a bungalow and called it "The Cottage".

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

An extraordinary breed of cunt, much like those who complain about the chef on their yacht or those who bray on and on about how there current Rolls Royce is insufficient to meet their luxury driving needs, referring to it as the slum cruiser or some such twattery. 

Deplorable.