Cuntybaws Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I was thinking about you yesterday when we had to sew up our turkey's gaping cavity. Faggot cunt. Lol. I worked out where Spunky really lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 I am waiting for all the cunts off Live Aid to joss it. Remember the fly covered little kid who had hours to live? He is a social worker in Stockport and has outlived loads of the well fed and wealthy twats singing that appalling noise. Geldof and Bono are my main hopes for early death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 6 hours ago, Decimus said: You appear to have reanimated George's dishevelled corpse. Reanimated? I thought that was Georges' corpse they were showing to prove he really did kick the bucket (o' flids) 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'm on Sambuca now..... Andrew Ridgeley is alive !!!!!!! You got that the wrong way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Arguing with a drunkard when sober is absolutely pointless. Fuck you sideways you absolute disgrace. You pathetic leaking sack of spunk. You regurgitated mass of Hyena afterbirth infested with typhoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 I wonder if he died having a stranglewank like Michael Hutchence and Kung Fu Carradine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 5 hours ago, ratcum said: He fought alongside Marine A; Malcolm 10 and WD40. He was last person to say nignog on here, except for just then when I said it of course. Not Joe 90 then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not Joe 90 then? he downloaded the brain pattern of John Holmes and exploded during a giant orgasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 37 minutes ago, Punkape said: You regurgitated mass of Hyena afterbirth infested with typhoid. quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: quality I've now moved onto kümmel. fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Liz Smith (nana from Royle Family ) dead at 95 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: You regurgitated mass of Hyena afterbirth infested with typhoid. Is that it? Blimey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 20 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Is that it? Blimey! Impressive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 13 hours ago, Frank said: #staystrong Absolute fucking self indulgent bilge. Lower than whale shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Liz Smith (nana from Royle Family ) dead at 95 This is so fucked up. Bruce is clearly sapping the life force of everyone on the planet to preserve his own mortal coil. Funny how this all kicks off when that creepy bastard is supposedly on his deathbed, eh? We should let him finish off the Queen and prince of Wales then start seriously considering putting a stop to all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 hours ago, The Beast said: Absolute fucking self indulgent bilge. Lower than whale shit. In other words, just another Frank load of wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: You regurgitated mass of Hyena afterbirth infested with typhoid. It's ok...... fried with onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: It's ok...... fried with onions. Add garlic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 5 days of 2016 left .. so who else wll keel over during the next 5 days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: 5 days of 2016 left .. so who else wll keel over during the next 5 days? I'm not feeling well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I'm not feeling well. You're not Prince Philip are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: You're not Prince Philip are you? George Michael is dead from heroin and AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: George Michael is dead from heroin and AIDS. Aids caught off you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Aids caught off you. Certainly not. I'm a practicing catholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Certainly not. I'm a practicing catholic. Still only practising .. what can't you get right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Certainly not. I'm a practicing catholic. Practice makes perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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