Guest Manky Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think it's fair to say that, as a general rule, your "professional Christian" is a sad, weedy, inadequate little fucker with beer-bottle specs, a gammy leg, and all the social skills of a clump of moss. How they fuck we lasted as long as we did in the Crusades is a mystery to me. Isn't it possible some people joined the crusades to kill dervishes and fuzzy wuzzies. (Before Rick_B starts, dervishes were nicknamed fuzzy wuzzies because of their tight Afro hair styles) because they liked to do so and weren't all the Archbish of anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think it's fair to say that, as a general rule, your "professional Christian" is a sad, weedy, inadequate little fucker with beer-bottle specs, a gammy leg, and all the social skills of a clump of moss. How they fuck we lasted as long as we did in the Crusades is a mystery to me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: (Before Rick_B starts, dervishes were nicknamed fuzzy wuzzies because of their tight Afro hair styles) because they liked to do so and weren't all the Archbish of anywhere The ramblings of a complete and utter fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Isn't it possible some people joined the crusades to kill dervishes and fuzzy wuzzies. (Before Rick_B starts, dervishes were nicknamed fuzzy wuzzies because of their tight Afro hair styles) because they liked to do so and weren't all the Archbish of anywhere I somehow can't picture Welby, or Rowan Williams, or George Carey, or Robert Runcie in the Knights Templar. Terry Waite would have had a better chance with Woody Allen in charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I somehow can't picture Welby, or Rowan Williams, or George Carey, or Robert Runcie in the Knights Templar. Terry Waite would have had a better chance with Woody Allen in charge. You've just reminded me of the 'Spitting Image' sketch' where Bob Runcie is phoning Terry Waite at the airport, just before he departs for the Middle East, "for Christs sake Terry, this time don't forget the Benson & Hedges". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're spot on there, religion is definitely a load of made up shite. Only last week I saw Moses on the telly, he's not even Jewish, he's an astronaut who crash landed on a planet full of talking monkeys. A world where apes have developed the power of speech but have no comprehension of advanced technology? I know that place, it is called PC World. Doc True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, Piston said: A world where apes have developed the power of speech but have no comprehension of advanced technology? I know that place, it is called PC World. Doc True The apes were quite advanced, at the end, Moses was enjoying a donkey ride at the beach and discovered a huge sandcastle shaped exactly like the Statue of Liberty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The apes were quite advanced, at the end, Moses was enjoying a donkey ride at the beach and discovered a huge sandcastle shaped exactly like the Statue of Liberty! Jesus christ! It's like reading one of Ricks posts. Up your game Eric for fuck sake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The apes were quite advanced, at the end, Moses was enjoying a donkey ride at the beach and discovered a huge sandcastle shaped exactly like the Statue of Liberty! More so I trust, than the two apes which frequent the Corner. However, I digress, for as it is scribed in Urdu upon the Great Tablet of Jehovah: تم پوٹن، آپ کی cunt آخر. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jesus christ! It's like reading one of Ricks posts. Why not just go round his house and kick him the bollocks. It would be less painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Why not just go round his house and kick him the bollocks. It would be less painful. I don't know where Rick lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't know where Rick lives In a fucking massive ivory tower. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't know where Rick lives Neither does he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't know where Rick lives But he knows where you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Neither does he. Oh God. That avatar. Something tells me I'm going to be seeing it more often than my dog's face in the coming weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Oh God. That avatar. Something tells me I'm going to be seeing it more often than my dog's face. Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Out of likes. Don't you mean out of sorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Oh God. That avatar. Something tells me I'm going to be seeing it more often than my dog's face in the coming weeks. Isn't it an "Immortal"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't it an "Immortal"? Indeed. Am eager to become one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Don't you mean out of sorts? No. Out of likes!!! How can you expect to look your dog in the face if you cant fucking read! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't it an "Immortal"? I think you meant 'Mortal'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: I think you meant 'Mortal'. I think she meant cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: I think you meant 'Mortal'. Then I guess you cannot read after all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: I think you meant 'Mortal'. No. I meant Immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 HA HA HA HA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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