Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Manky said: I have been over 50 since I was 50 and fuck all has changed. I still make a cunt of myself but am now mature and confident enough not to give a fuck any more. Life gets better with age. You're almost dead. Excellent stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: What were the 80's like? Did you have a mullet? I had a Raleigh Grifter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a Raleigh Grifter. I had one of those! Mine was a wreck though. It had mismatched wheels and no brakes, you could only stop it by pedalling backwards because that would cause the back wheel to lock up. Someone also put mountain bike size bull bars on it, it was a fucking mongrel and weighed a ton lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: What were the 80's like? Did you have a mullet? I don't collect fish Fucking Warby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're almost dead. Excellent stuff. Still loads of life here. Read my life story and weep you plastic, fucking uninteresting, web-footed nonentity. Fucking die early from AIDS you Essex pufta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I had one of those! Mine was a wreck though. It had mismatched wheels and no brakes, you could only stop it by pedalling backwards because that would cause the back wheel to lock up. Someone also put mountain bike size bull bars on it, it was a fucking mongrel and weighed a ton lol. Mine was fucking brilliant, sturmey archer 3 speed gears that had a twist grip changer, totally indestructible ( I tried ), they were about just before every cunt started getting BMX's, which were faggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What the fuck is there to celebrate on your 50th birthday ...??? Being a miserable old cunt, too old to even look at a woman or think about having sex without appearing a fucking perv, too old to go out at weekends, too old to drink regularly with your mates, too old to play sport to any level, too old to learn anything new, too old to drive a sports car without looking a cunt, especially a soft top, too old to lark about and have a laugh, too old to have kids, too old to eat anything good without worrying about putting on 6 pounds or dying of cancer from eating it, too old to do anything for the first time, too old still think you can change the world, too old to work a phone properly, too old to work but you have to until you are fuckin 68 now, too fucking old. Anyone at 50 still doing any of the above looks a cunt and is a cunt. I think you're missing the main point about being over 50. The point being that when you hit 50 none of what you've mentioned matters a Gnats bollocks anymore, or shouldn't, and that you also tend to not give a flying fuck about what others think of you.... especially those that make sweeping statements to the tune of 'Anyone at 50 still doing any of the above looks a cunt and is a cunt.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 36 minutes ago, Manky said: Still loads of life here. There really isn't. It's not that I want you dead, although it would be nice, but let's face facts, your time on this earth is rapidly coming to a close. When you look back on your life, such as it was, will you be happy with what you have achieved? You spent the best part of your youth peeling potatoes and getting buggered by your platoon. Then your middle years were filled with riding the streets of Manchester aimlessly on a Penny Farthing, racially abusing anyone with a tan. Now, in your dotage, you regularly log on to this website to be absolutely fucking thrashed by young bucks such as I. I'm not saying that your life was a failure, but death really would be the kindest thing for you. One less ginger in the world and all that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: There really isn't. It's not that I want you dead, although it would be nice, but let's face facts, your time on this earth is rapidly coming to a close. When you look back on your life, such as it was, will you be happy with what you have achieved? You spent the best part of your youth peeling potatoes and getting buggered by your platoon. Then your middle years were filled with riding the streets of Manchester aimlessly on a Penny Farthing, racially abusing anyone with a tan. Now, in your dotage, you regularly log on to this website to be absolutely fucking thrashed by young bucks such as I. I'm not saying that your life was a failure, but death really would be the kindest thing for you. One less ginger in the world and all that. Eloquently put. And you still think my time on earth has been wasted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Fuk you ya aul train wreck..I'll be pumpin iron n tapping arse till they screw the lid down. .just finished plowing a 32 yr ole bird. .kicked her back doors in good. .left er lookin like a paste bucket Panzerknacker Might I please have your niece's number? Thanks. WOLFIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Fuk you ya aul train wreck..I'll be pumpin iron n tapping arse till they screw the lid down. .just finished plowing a 32 yr ole bird. .kicked her back doors in good. .left er lookin like a paste bucket Panzerknacker If that's true- if- I'll wager she was an ugly, fat, loud, thick slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If that's true- if- I'll wager she was an ugly, fat, loud, thick slag. A.K.A Gurt's earthy bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: Eloquently put. And you still think my time on earth has been wasted? You're a ginge AND a Manc? You have my condolences. No wonder you're enjoying the later years. At least your hair goes white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: A.K.A Gurt's earthy bride. Did you hear how they met? He extended his living room, and exhumed the dead slut. She's never been happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Should rename this site Old Cunts Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What the fuck is there to celebrate on your 50th birthday ...??? Being a miserable old cunt, too old to even look at a woman or think about having sex without appearing a fucking perv, too old to go out at weekends, too old to drink regularly with your mates, too old to play sport to any level, too old to learn anything new, too old to drive a sports car without looking a cunt, especially a soft top, too old to lark about and have a laugh, too old to have kids, too old to eat anything good without worrying about putting on 6 pounds or dying of cancer from eating it, too old to do anything for the first time, too old still think you can change the world, too old to work a phone properly, too old to work but you have to until you are fuckin 68 now, too fucking old. Anyone at 50 still doing any of the above looks a cunt and is a cunt. Cheer up mate, you'll soon be dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 20 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Should rename this site Old Cunts Corner. The droolery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Fuk you ya aul train wreck..I'll be pumpin iron n tapping arse till they screw the lid down. .just finished plowing a 32 yr ole bird. .kicked her back doors in good. .left er lookin like a paste bucket Panzerknacker Surely it takes a lot more effort to convert every post you make from English, into this absurd "street" language you insist on using, rather than just using English in the first place? Are you a flid or some kind of spacker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ape said: Surely it takes a lot more effort to convert every post you make from English, into this absurd "street" language you insist on using, rather than just using English in the first place? Are you a flid or some kind of spacker? The answers Panzerspacker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The answers Panzerspacker! You're damn right it is. And what a spacker, what a complete fucking spacker he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You stud You mis-spelt "cunt". 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a Raleigh Grifter. 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: I had one of those! Mine was a wreck though. It had mismatched wheels and no brakes, you could only stop it by pedalling backwards because that would cause the back wheel to lock up. Someone also put mountain bike size bull bars on it, it was a fucking mongrel and weighed a ton lol. 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mine was fucking brilliant, sturmey archer 3 speed gears that had a twist grip changer, totally indestructible ( I tried ), they were about just before every cunt started getting BMX's, which were faggy. Fucking awful pieces of shit they were, my Mk I Escort weighed less than they did! Some mates had them and one put them fucking stupid cow-horn handlebars on, thought he was cool cruising around as though he was on a californian boardwalk, until he went off a kerb one side snapped and he headbutted the stem. 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Should rename this site Old Cunts Corner. Cheeky little tart, come over here and I'll teach you some good old tricks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 5 hours ago, Ape said: Surely it takes a lot more effort to convert every post you make from English, into this absurd "street" language you insist on using, rather than just using English in the first place? Are you a flid or some kind of spacker? I'd say your hand even tellz ya to fuck off Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 Extraordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 12 hours ago, Ape said: Surely it takes a lot more effort to convert every post you make from English, into this absurd "street" language you insist on using, rather than just using English in the first place? Are you a flid or some kind of spacker? I doubt he will make 50 anyway. His IQ certainly hasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: I doubt he will make 50 anyway. His IQ certainly hasn't. When ya look as good as I do ya don't need to think anymore. .you just keep paying your taxes Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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