Every Southern Cunt with a steering wheel in their hands

[Cuntybaws]

4 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Forgive me, I'm Northern. You're lucky I didn't call it a Metro station like a complete savage.

Don't do yourself down. Remember that the very first train line was the Stockton and Darlington Railway, designed so that any poor cunt who accidentally found themselves in the North East could at least get out of it at up to 28mph on the next available Rocket.

[Roadkill]

48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Don't do yourself down. Remember that the very first train line was the Stockton and Darlington Railway, designed so that any poor cunt who accidentally found themselves in the North East could at least get out of it at up to 28mph on the next available Rocket.

George Stephenson was a great man. Shame his namesake school is a pile of chav infested 70's pre-fab "Architecture" that needs CCTV cameras in the yards to stop the students shanking each other.

[Stubby Pecker]

7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

You mean this kind of comma?

I'd wager this goes over the head of majority punters

[camberwell gypsy]

8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

You mean this kind of comma?

It's very pretty but not as nice as a Camberwell Beauty 

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Don't do yourself down. Remember that the very first train line was the Stockton and Darlington Railway, designed so that any poor cunt who accidentally found themselves in the North East could at least get out of it at up to 28mph on the next available Rocket.

Didn't one of the dignitaries fall in front of the train and had both legs spliced off at the opening of the line or am I getting mixed up with something else?

[Stubby Pecker]

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It's very pretty but not as nice as a Camberwell Beauty 

Or perhaps a silver washed fritillary 

[Decimus]

On 12/02/2017 at 6:45 PM, DingTheRioja said:

In only drive in the south on the way to the vinyards, and keep as close to the speed limit as possible, 6mph over seems to be the optimum velocity as you're less likely to be contaminated and plod can't be arsed.

Ding, did you type this shit out after an allergic reaction to spunk caused your fingers to balloon to the size of Cumberland sausages? 

You cunt-brained, fucking idiot.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Ding, did you type this shit out after an allergic reaction to spunk caused your fingers to balloon to the size of Cumberland sausages? 

You cunt-brained, fucking idiot.

Aw shucks, such a lonely boy...

[Bubba C]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Ding, did you type this shit out after an allergic reaction to spunk caused your fingers to balloon to the size of Cumberland sausages? 

You cunt-brained, fucking idiot.

I very much doubt little ding is spunk intolerant. In fact I'd guess that he is at least 90% p(r)oof. 

 

We we miss you, mike Fucking D  

 

[Guest deebom]

I'm from the south and I'm a better driver than you, you cunt.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

On 2/11/2017 at 11:54 AM, Noakes said:

We have enough whinging Northern fucktards complaining about anything more sophisticated than black pudding, saying how great their northern piss water beer is and slagging off their betters from down South. Now go and get a nice piece of rope, look up how to make a "forbidden knot", do one and use it quickly on yourself to end your miserable existence you bottom feeding pig fucker.

You are wasting our time and yours, fucking kill yourself.

Thank you good sir, for clearly stating what was so direly in need of saying.