Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 "It's stylish" say these blinkered cunts, as they dress their homes with all manner of style-less shite. The threadbare white orchid centrally placed on a window ledge, front of house, whilst the lounge wall is papered with a 'sylish' roll of silver flecked floral tat. A corner bath is also a must for these twats, or at least a roll-top one with faux Edwardian mixer taps. Even what the cunts eat has got to be stylish... As long as it's been seen before in a well known magazine, then it has got be stylish in the eyes of these style-led two-tone MINI driving buffoons. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 You've either got or you haven't got style. And you, my friend, quite literally can't even spell it. 1 Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You've either got or you haven't got style. And you, my friend, quite literally can't even spell it. Spelling has neither style or conseakwence. I must have dropped my T. My lounge walls are padded, and not because they are stylish Quote
Cuntybaws Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Spelling has neither style or conseakwence. I must have dropped my T. My lounge walls are padded, and not because they are stylish I always thought that calling it a "glottal stop" was a particularly cruel trick to play on the Scots. Quote
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: "It's stylish" say these blinkered cunts, as they dress their homes with all manner of style-less shite. The threadbare white orchid centrally placed on a window ledge, front of house, whilst the lounge wall is papered with a 'sylish' roll of silver flecked floral tat. A corner bath is also a must for these twats, or at least a roll-top one with faux Edwardian mixer taps. Even what the cunts eat has got to be stylish... As long as it's been seen before in a well known magazine, then it has got be stylish in the eyes of these style-led two-tone MINI driving buffoons. Syle of shit. 1 Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Spelling has neither style or conseakwence. I must have dropped my T. My lounge walls are padded, and not because they are stylish Oh it's a typo!!! I thought it was a genuine concept. There's me fucking googling it and finding complete bollocks. Thanks eavensabove, just wasted 2 minutes out of my busy schedule. Quote
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 Me Uncle John syled around the world Quote
Ape™️ Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh it's a typo!!! I thought it was a genuine concept. There's me fucking googling it and finding complete bollocks. Thanks eavensabove, just wasted 2 minutes out of my busy schedule. No Gyps, what you've witnessed is an idiot at the height of his powers. Quote
Roadkill Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh it's a typo!!! I thought it was a genuine concept. There's me fucking googling it and finding complete bollocks. Thanks eavensabove, just wasted 2 minutes out of my busy schedule. I don't trust Google. Their translation program is incredibly bad and has a grudge against Madonna. Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 53 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Me Uncle John syled around the world When they gave him the kick from the prison ship Shitcunt at the port of Perth, they didn't even remove the chains and shackles. Quote
Rick_B Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Spelling has neither style or conseakwence. I must have dropped my T. My lounge walls are padded, and not because they are stylish Sorted. Quote
Roadkill Posted February 14, 2017 Report Posted February 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Sorted. And done with syle. Good job, Rick. Quote
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 12 hours ago, Bubba C said: Syle of shit. Mongnam Syle. Quote
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 12 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: "It's stylish" say these blinkered cunts, as they dress their homes with all manner of style-less shite. The threadbare white orchid centrally placed on a window ledge, front of house, whilst the lounge wall is papered with a 'sylish' roll of silver flecked floral tat. A corner bath is also a must for these twats, or at least a roll-top one with faux Edwardian mixer taps. Even what the cunts eat has got to be stylish... As long as it's been seen before in a well known magazine, then it has got be stylish in the eyes of these style-led two-tone MINI driving buffoons. Er, yeah everyone hates that. Tumbleweed, you cunt. Someone change the subject. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It's a valid nom... ...from the bloke who used to sell "stylish" glassware to fat Yanks at £2 grand a pop. Quote
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It's a valid nom... It is shit though. Quote
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 I once bought a pair of boots from Stylo .. is that also valid? Quote
colonelkurtz Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 30 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I once bought a pair of boots from Stylo .. is that also valid? Quote
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 http://www.retrowaste.com/1970s/fashion-in-the-1970s/1970s-boots-crinkle-platform-granny-stretch-boots/ Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: "It's stylish" say these blinkered cunts, as they dress their homes with all manner of style-less shite. The threadbare white orchid centrally placed on a window ledge, front of house, whilst the lounge wall is papered with a 'sylish' roll of silver flecked floral tat. A corner bath is also a must for these twats, or at least a roll-top one with faux Edwardian mixer taps. Even what the cunts eat has got to be stylish... As long as it's been seen before in a well known magazine, then it has got be stylish in the eyes of these style-led two-tone MINI driving buffoons. What a completely shit nom. Your idea of style is strapping on the plastic and gimp mask with your boyfriend punkape, but then everyone needs a hobby Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I always thought that calling it a "glottal stop" was a particularly cruel trick to play on the Scots. May perhaps, their glottis wasn't the only thing which needed to be blocked. Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 54 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What a completely shit nom. Your idea of style is strapping on the plastic and gimp mask with your boyfriend punkape, but then everyone needs a hobby Pray tell us YOUR OWN interpretation of style? Felching your male nurse and drinking from your catheter, I'd warrant. Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted February 15, 2017 Report Posted February 15, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Pray tell us YOUR OWN interpretation of style? Felching your male nurse and drinking from your catheter, I'd warrant. Probably sitting around in my pants eatting monster munch, cunting you and watching the decs & ding show roll on. Go fuck yourself, again. Quote
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