Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 I bet that Punker's says "pwopper" and "hospikal". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 13 hours ago, Punkape said: There. Cretin. Christ, your thick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hopelessly devoted to you Oh, for those Summer Nights. I Thought I Lost You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 14 hours ago, Punkape said: Everyone can understand perfectly what I say.I have sound diction,I enunciate well and my grammar is excellent.My delivery is measured and eloquent and any accent is beautifully modulated yet discernibly clipped with a true upper class resonance. This is very similar to your Range Rover, isn't it, Punkers? I'll wager you're an uncertified handyman whose advertisement in the local paper reads: 'General Groundwork's, Fence's and Loft Conversion's. No Job's To Small. Free Estimate's.' Peasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: This is very similar to your Range Rover, isn't it, Punkers? I'll wager you're an uncertified handyman whose advertisement in the local paper reads: 'General Groundwork's, Fence's and Loft Conversion's. No Job's To Small. Free Estimate's.' Peasant. You've nailed it with this one. The piles of discarded fisting-gloves are the key, together with the spunk-splashes on the hood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You've nailed it with this one. The piles of discarded fisting-gloves are the key, together with the spunk-splashes on the hood. I have a new one. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You've nailed it with this one. The piles of discarded fisting-gloves are the key, together with the spunk-splashes on the hood. I have a new one. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: This is very similar to your Range Rover, isn't it, Punkers? I'll wager you're an uncertified handyman whose advertisement in the local paper reads: 'General Groundwork's, Fence's and Loft Conversion's. No Job's To Small. Free Estimate's.' Peasant. "garuntee'd cheepist in town or yer munny back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: I have a new one. lol. Yeah, too right. A new fisting glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Yeah, too right. A new fisting glove. You're equipment not mine... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Christ, your thick. I see what you did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You've nailed it with this one. The piles of discarded fisting-gloves are the key, together with the spunk-splashes on the hood. Whats that all over the walls? Some of it's gone a wierd shade of green... Punkers, you best get to the quacks for that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I have a new one. lol. I believe you Punkers, and may I add what a cracking good nom you have put up. You were obviously aware that this would attract the usual ill mannered, semi illiterate green eyed monsters on here, and you were not mistaken. ( Ape, just eat your Tesco beans and stop talking bollocks... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I believe you Punkers, and may I add what a cracking good nom you have put up. You were obviously aware that this would attract the usual ill mannered, semi illiterate green eyed monsters on here, and you were not mistaken. ( Ape, just eat your Tesco beans and stop talking bollocks... ) SpackInTheBoîte has popped up! Silly French cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 20 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for being a working class gay rights activist with measles and HIV..... lol. Fuck off Reported for being a grotty little pac-a-mac wearing, snivelling, grovelling twat. Oh and a bellend cheese farming cocoa shunter with delusions of grandieur. Go fuck yourself. Plebian member of the hoi poloi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 50 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I believe you Punkers, and may I add what a cracking good nom you have put up. You were obviously aware that this would attract the usual ill mannered, semi illiterate green eyed monsters on here, and you were not mistaken. And that is exactly why he does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Oi Percy, show us yer cock! Stick in Val's garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: I have a new one. lol. Tub of fisting butter or subscription to man love monthly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Snatch said: And that is exactly why he does it. And that's exactly why we hate the retarded little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tub of fisting butter or subscription to man love monthly? Serf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 On 14/04/2017 at 9:59 PM, Punkape said: I have sound diction, I'd say more a dick soundly in your mouth. Twat. Fuck off Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 On 15/04/2017 at 0:14 AM, camberwell gypsy said: I thought that was James Caan! He was in Rollerball as well. Punkape bought that thinking it was male porn. He was quite disappointed when not one scene has a bloke playing with anothers sack in a cupped hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 25 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: He was in Rollerball as well. Punkape bought that thinking it was male porn. He was quite disappointed when not one scene has a bloke playing with anothers sack in a cupped hand. Good Morning and happy Easter ! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: Good Morning and happy Easter ! Fuck off. Good morning Spunkie, what are you up to today .. train to Milton Keynes to see your gay friend Nigel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 13 hours ago, ratcum said: Oi Percy, show us yer cock! Stick in Val's garden My Auntie Hilda used to say abruptly, "bugger. I' ve dropped a stitch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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