PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Today's running footwear promotes heel strike which is a cunt on your heels. .a more natural foot strike involves landing nearly flat on the padded load bearing part of the foot..I reckon running shoe manufacturers are in league with chiropodists. .the cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Mm..not many runners on here..keyboard mauling cunts as I suspected Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..not many runners on here..keyboard mauling cunts as I suspected Panzerknacker If you land on your heal you loose the kenetic energy, best to land almost flat footed whilst slightly leaning foward. Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: If you land on your heal you loose the kenetic energy, best to land almost flat footed whilst slightly leaning foward. Just saying I completely agree with you edders you keep your knees and ankles a bit longer ..they do come in handy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Something to do with bare foot african tribes that cover large distances have shown running shoes with large padded heal's are completely wrong. Nike have produced a shoe that feels like the runner is bare foot. Probably best to wear nothing and save 150 quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Twould be good only the paths are littered with flakes of glass and dog eggs and cunts walking dogs with 500 yard retractable leads Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Twould be good only the paths are littered with flakes of glass and dog eggs and cunts walking dogs with 500 yard retractable leads Panzerknacker That's Africa for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: That's Africa for you Laffin..good one Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Today's running footwear promotes heel strike which is a cunt on your heels. .a more natural foot strike involves landing nearly flat on the padded load bearing part of the foot..I reckon running shoe manufacturers are in league with chiropodists. .the cunts Panzerknacker Brooks adrenaline, best running shoe ever made. New balance and saucony are great too. Go to a decent, independent shop and they'll put you on a treadmill and assess your running style and the member of staff, always a runner, will recommend a style of shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Brooks adrenaline, best running shoe ever made. New balance and saucony are great too. Go to a decent, independent shop and they'll put you on a treadmill and assess your running style and the member of staff, always a runner, will recommend a style of shoe. I always loved Adidas San Diegos, long since forgotten from the 80's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I always loved Adidas San Diegos, long since forgotten from the 80's. @deebomThat is not an excuse to post your fucking cupboard again, so fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I always loved Adidas San Diegos, long since forgotten from the 80's. Show us a photo Eric baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 They're fucking expensive and always look garishly shit cheap and tacky. My running shoes make me look like fucking Blackpool illuminations on LSD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 20 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Laffin..good one Panzerknacker Why do black people from Africa run so quickly..... you would too if a lion was chasing you.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Show us a photo Eric baby Panzerknacker Fucking hell Panzer! I had them 30 years ago, I didn't keep them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Walk. Do not run, would be my advice, and in a proper pair of Fringe & Buckle Stompers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 I don't wear trainers. I drive everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: They're fucking expensive and always look garishly shit cheap and tacky. My running shoes make me look like fucking Blackpool illuminations on LSD. Handy for running out of restaurants without paying eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 The whole running shoe industry is a bunch of bollocks. As already stated, the best running shoe is one that gets you closest to running barefoot as possible. The custom made running shoe is a load of bollocks too. And while we're on the subject, don't waste your money on energy drinks. Channel 4 demonstrated that they give elite level athletes a fraction of a boost - which at elite level can mean the difference between winning and losing. Your average cunt desperately battling his spare tyre will put more calories into his bloated cadaver than he'll burn up by drinking sugary shite. The best drink to rehydrate.....WATER. What a shock. Oh, and you don't need to keep sipping water, or drink 2 litres a day. Your body will tell you when you need to drink......WHEN YOUR THIRSTY. Guess who put the hydration lie out there? That's right....THE CUNTS WHO MANUFACTURE WATER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 The best thing for the runs is Syrup of Figs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Brooks adrenaline, best running shoe ever made. New balance and saucony are great too. Go to a decent, independent shop and they'll put you on a treadmill and assess your running style and the member of staff, always a runner, will recommend a style of shoe. Brooks definitely make a good shoe. I use Asics GT2000's these days but used to use New Balance many years ago. I pronate a bit and Asics seem to suit my running style. Nike running shoes are, in my opinion, greatly overrated (and over priced). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 What is this, Runner's World? If you boring bunch of cunts have finished wanking each other off over your choice of footwear, perhaps you could discuss more exciting topics such as pasta or chunky bike tyres. The irony Panzy, oh the fucking irony. Just goes to show, throw enough random pieces of shit out there and one of them is going to stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Spanky said: What is this, Runner's World? If you boring bunch of cunts have finished wanking each other off over your choice of footwear, perhaps you could discuss more exciting topics such as pasta or chunky bike tyres. The irony Panzy, oh the fucking irony. Just goes to show, throw enough random pieces of shit out there and one of them is going to stick. Bamboo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, Spanky said: What is this, Runner's World? If you boring bunch of cunts have finished wanking each other off over your choice of footwear, perhaps you could discuss more exciting topics such as pasta or chunky bike tyres. The irony Panzy, oh the fucking irony. Just goes to show, throw enough random pieces of shit out there and one of them is going to stick. Chill the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: The whole running shoe industry is a bunch of bollocks. As already stated, the best running shoe is one that gets you closest to running barefoot as possible. The custom made running shoe is a load of bollocks too. And while we're on the subject, don't waste your money on energy drinks. Channel 4 demonstrated that they give elite level athletes a fraction of a boost - which at elite level can mean the difference between winning and losing. Your average cunt desperately battling his spare tyre will put more calories into his bloated cadaver than he'll burn up by drinking sugary shite. The best drink to rehydrate.....WATER. What a shock. Oh, and you don't need to keep sipping water, or drink 2 litres a day. Your body will tell you when you need to drink......WHEN YOUR THIRSTY. Guess who put the hydration lie out there? That's right....THE CUNTS WHO MANUFACTURE WATER. Correct olly baby..those drinks are salt n sugar and a stack of slash. .water is your friend but drink often ..specially if you train.. your thirst response is like the oil light in a car..only occurs when levels are too low...run dehydrated and you'll think your saliva had turned into epoxy resin in your mouth Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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