Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: When they ring me and say their name is David and they're calling about my computer I say "You're a lying thieving bastard, fuck off." I've done it that often they don't bother to call anymore. If I'm bored I try and keep them talking and amuse myself by wasting their time, one of them was trying to sell me Domestic Appliance Warranty, he asked me what make my washing machine was, I told him it was a Toyota HiLux and could he also insure my Armstrong Vickers dishwasher, after he spent 5 minutes looking all this up and came back to the phone bemused, I asked him if he wanted to to buy 3 dozen Mahatma Ghandi action figures, then he went quiet and hung up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 46 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: I like spunk Laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Laffin Panzerknacker Is that the best you could come up with, at least try and put some thought into it.... Ooops sorry you don't have the capability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Sucking spunkers off I'll reply later. Panzerknacker Yeah no worries. Knobhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Mmmm.... Knobhead. Giggle giggle Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Giggle giggle Panzerknacker I gave you a spare like because you at least tried, albeit a bad effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Id giveyou a spare lick but wuggers would beat me S'alright mingers but I like my lamb sliced a different way.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: S'alright mingers but I like my lamb with the fleece still on it. Panzerknacker You're weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 14 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: You're weird. You'd better fucking believe it baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: I don't think arming a large, uneducated, and highly tribal population would be a very good idea. Don't be so sure. If you put bayonets on the rifles they can do what they do best, hurl them at the corrupt. They are quite skilled at chucking objects with sharp pointy ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 24 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't be so sure. If you put bayonets on the rifles they can do what they do best, hurl them at the corrupt. They are quite skilled at chucking objects with sharp pointy ends. Fucking pointy-object throwers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Have just been forced to get out of bed to answer the door only to be confronted by stubbled man bun wearing Yoof gibbering about Africa and plight..and good deeds. .casually informed him that Africa has been a black hole of misery since whitey left and if the the world wanted to help the people of that mineral rich continent they would drop crates of weapons so that government would change regularly..door bell has been disconnected Panzerknacker Random charity people knocking on doors seems to be commonplace in shitty urban areas and council estates. What a good nom – there's none better qualified to comment than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I'm bored I try and keep them talking and amuse myself by wasting their time, one of them was trying to sell me Domestic Appliance Warranty, he asked me what make my washing machine was, I told him it was a Toyota HiLux and could he also insure my Armstrong Vickers dishwasher, after he spent 5 minutes looking all this up and came back to the phone bemused, I asked him if he wanted to to buy 3 dozen Mahatma Ghandi action figures, then he went quiet and hung up. Ha ha, nice. Next time they phone ask if they'll cover your Hawker Siddleley curved screen TV, and the CC woodchipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 Literally just had one round. We saw him on a security camera and decided we weren't answering the door. He knocked loudly, three times, which sent the fucking stupid dog mental, which in turn caused me to violently open the door and say something like "I'd have thought you would have got the message by now that we're not interested", to which he replied "your keys are still in the lock. I'm just trying to be nice. It costs nothing to be nice". My daughter had come in and left them in the shitting door. I felt a right horrible cunt, and after ten minutes of my conscience pricking me I went out, found the guy and apologised. Didn't give the cunt any money mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Literally just had one round. We saw him on a security camera and decided we weren't answering the door. He knocked loudly, three times, which sent the fucking stupid dog mental, which in turn caused me to violently open the door and say something like "I'd have thought you would have got the message by now that we're not interested", to which he replied "your keys are still in the lock. I'm just trying to be nice. It costs nothing to be nice". My daughter had come in and left them in the shitting door. I felt a right horrible cunt, and after ten minutes of my conscience pricking me I went out, found the guy and apologised. Didn't give the cunt any money mind. He should be thankful you're not shitting in his garden when you're out running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: He should be thankful you're not shitting in his garden when you're out running. He probably had a shit in Apes garden after the first exchange of words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: A "one child policy" would do the Dark Continent no fucking harm at all. They'd only chop it up and eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 33 minutes ago, Ape said: Literally just had one round. We saw him on a security camera and decided we weren't answering the door. He knocked loudly, three times, which sent the fucking stupid dog mental, which in turn caused me to violently open the door and say something like "I'd have thought you would have got the message by now that we're not interested", to which he replied "your keys are still in the lock. I'm just trying to be nice. It costs nothing to be nice". My daughter had come in and left them in the shitting door. I felt a right horrible cunt, and after ten minutes of my conscience pricking me I went out, found the guy and apologised. Didn't give the cunt any money mind. How old is your daughter ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: How old is your daughter ? Let's not go there eh? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: Random charity people knocking on doors seems to be commonplace in shitty urban areas and council estates. What a good nom – there's none better qualified to comment than you. Dunno wuggers. .it's saying a lot about your township if you never see one...it must look like that reffo dive in calais Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Letting anybody in the shitting door, should be avoided at all cost, less Pistorius gets wind of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: How old is your daughter ? He said Daughter, not Son, you pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I'm bored I try and keep them talking and amuse myself by wasting their time, one of them was trying to sell me Domestic Appliance Warranty, he asked me what make my washing machine was, I told him it was a Toyota HiLux and could he also insure my Armstrong Vickers dishwasher, after he spent 5 minutes looking all this up and came back to the phone bemused, I asked him if he wanted to to buy 3 dozen Mahatma Ghandi action figures, then he went quiet and hung up. Next time ask them for a quote for your zyklon B stereo and your Hawker Siddeley garden shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Where can I buy one of these charity door bells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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