PANZER MURPHY Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Proper, can you stop playing the fool with this character now? Whilst the occasional deluded fantasy post about fucking old slags in the back of your Renault Espace was mildly entertaining first time round, I think this one has run its course. Eh...how about fuck off Bubba Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 30 minutes ago, deebom said: RSPCA killed MissBoms nans cat, because it was skinny. It was 19 years old, of course it was fucking skinny. Inept cunts. They are run for profit rather than welfare of animals nowadays, organisations such as the Cat Protection League are run by animal lovers who will commit time and effort into finding homes for them, even older cats and dogs. The RSPCA is run by accountants who implement guidelines that limit wage expenditure for that sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cats in the UK kill an estimated 275 million prey items a year, 55 million of these birds the rest insects, mammals and replies and amphibians, the later are all protected by law and have all experienced significant population declines. Cat are extremely good hunters and this impact is huge not only on the things they kill but also denying natural predators a food source. The vast majority of cat owners are oblivious to this, don't care or when this is pointed out to them say their cat doesn't or another bullshit excuse. The bellends next door have 4 bloody cats killing everything they can and shitting in my garden for my kids to discover. Extremely irresponsible and completely oblivious to the damage they cause. Cunts Croydon Cat Killer Exposed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Croydon Cat Killer Exposed: Oh god! He's taken Alan Tich- Tish- He's taken Alan hostage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Croydon Cat Killer Exposed: Never trust a cunt that spends all day digging holes and then goes home and writes pervy books. Wolfie, I think you may have just discovered the Fred West of daytime telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 I admit to not being a great fan of cats. My dog shares my sentiments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Never trust a cunt that spends all day digging holes and then goes home and writes pervy books. Wolfie, I think you may have just discovered the Fred West of daytime telly. Digging holes, and a love of pristine gardens. It's been Titsmarch all the while. The Met Police have missed him by a whisker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Oh god! He's taken Alan Tich- Tish- He's taken Alan hostage! To be honest, in a fight, I'd put money on the cat. I think Titmunch might be a shirt lifter, he spent 5 years looking at Charlie Dimmocks erect nipples and never once got lumpy trousers, alright, she wasn't exactly Sienna Miller, but shaggable nevertheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I hope you're neighbours buy more cats and give you no end of grief.I've attached a video of your favourite musicians too. You suck off black men for a living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: You suck off black men for a living That's why he's a wealthy workaholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Digging holes, and a love of pristine gardens. It's been Titsmarch all the while. The Met Police have missed him by a whisker. Dopey old Fred West could have got himself out of that pickle if he had just faked up a receipt showing that he'd bought 2 tons of topsoil from the Lockerbie garden centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dopey old Fred West could have got himself out of that pickle if he had just faked up a receipt showing that he'd bought 2 tons of topsoil from the Lockerbie garden centre. Fred could have avoided suspicion if only he'd kept cool under pressure: 'If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs...etc.'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Fred could have avoided suspicion if only he'd kept cool under pressure: 'If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs...etc.'. Well, he couldn't trust the missus, she was addled on strong lager, always saying she couldn't wait to get home and murder a couple of Tenants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, he couldn't trust the missus, she was addled on strong lager, always saying she couldn't wait to get home and murder a couple of Tenants. Rose's alcoholism led to their demise, which was a shame for talented builder Fred, as his family had been in patios for decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 56 minutes ago, Wolfie said: That's why he's a wealthy workaholic. You forgot AIDs riddled. The tertiary kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cats in the UK kill an estimated 275 million prey items a year, 55 million of these birds the rest insects, mammals and replies and amphibians, the later are all protected by law and have all experienced significant population declines. Cat are extremely good hunters and this impact is huge not only on the things they kill but also denying natural predators a food source. The vast majority of cat owners are oblivious to this, don't care or when this is pointed out to them say their cat doesn't or another bullshit excuse. The bellends next door have 4 bloody cats killing everything they can and shitting in my garden for my kids to discover. Extremely irresponsible and completely oblivious to the damage they cause. Cunts It may seem unnatural but I keep my moggie in at night and during dusk and dawn, he is used to it and he "only" got two mice and one sparrow last year. Fuck all this year so far. Cats are crepuscular for a reason, their prey is most active then. Owners should tire their cats out by playing with them, this is the equivalent of walking a dog for its exercise. A safety collar with a bell on it is also a good way to curb their hunting success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 21 hours ago, Punkape said: Ape would be treated by a priest in the way that the Bishop of Notre Dame would treat Quasimodo...... and be given a good hiding every so often...... lol. You're one to talk, you get bashed by a bishop every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: It may seem unnatural but I keep my moggie in at night and during dusk and dawn, he is used to it and he "only" got two mice and one sparrow last year. Fuck all this year so far. Cats are crepuscular for a reason, their prey is most active then. Owners should tire their cats out by playing with them, this is the equivalent of walking a dog for its exercise. A safety collar with a bell on it is also a good way to curb their hunting success. The only thing you'll have at home is an AIDS infested gimp with a Jimmy Savile haircut...,,, lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: You're one to talk, you get bashed by a bishop every day. Ya have an infatuation with bashing ..I bet that's what happened to yer cat. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Never mind about all these mangy old cats. Responsible cat owners should put it out with the milk bottles last thing at night and let it fuck and fight as nature intended. Keeping these things in flats is cruel. If I see a cat crouching to drop its guts in my garden, my kids water blaster is primed and ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Owners should tire their cats out by playing with them, Surely neutering them would be more appropriate, Alf? And legal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 13 hours ago, Bubba C said: Proper, can you stop playing the fool with this character now? Whilst the occasional deluded fantasy post about fucking old slags in the back of your Renault Espace was mildly entertaining first time round, I think this one has run its course. I can assure you, my only other login is Admin. Sometimes, my learned friend and your compatriot, Mr Cuntspotter, may use the Admin moniker also. Rick_B and Mrs Roops do not possess any other ID's. I don't own a Renault Espastic. My mark IV Cortina is spacious enough, if I wind down the windows, to carry out my sexual peccadillos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Beast said: Never mind about all these mangy old cats. Responsible cat owners should put it out with the milk bottles last thing at night and let it fuck and fight as nature intended. Keeping these things in flats is cruel. If I see a cat crouching to drop its guts in my garden, my kids water blaster is primed and ready. That's a fair enough solution, I'm a cat lover, but I see nothing wrong with a bit of water to deter them. Many zoos now sell buckets of lion and tiger shit, if you bury a few chunks around the garden it deters domestic cats from entering, apparently they get a whiff and assume that the Godzilla of felines is resident and quickly scarper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Mingeeta said: You cannot have kids, you don't have the balls to have kids, as you prove by hiding behind your PC. You are not worth any more of my time on here. I will however make time if you PM me your address. Wankstain of the highest order you are, and there are plenty on CC who agree, even pen hasn't liked any of your pathetic sick posts which obviously match your pathetic life. Mingers, that's not Panzy you just replied to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mingers, that's not Panzy you just replied to. Just realised, sorry Beast. The site seems to be jumping on my phone. I was replying to Panzy, and for some reason it had Panzies name over the thread. I replied straight from a notification so have no idea why it did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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