Witheredscrote Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Eugenie Bouchard..... Fuck off, I've seen bigger tits hanging from a nut feeder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck off, I've seen bigger tits hanging from a nut feeder You're a homo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're a homo Oh fuck. I think you're right with this one. With's is a toe-touchin' shirt-lifter who enjoys shovelling shit up-hill. Wait 'till Punker's gets wind of this breaking news. He'll be fantasising of goosing a gosling.... Anyway, you're not helping my insomnia one little bit, introducing me to Illustrated Sports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're a homo Too skinny Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Too skinny Panzerknacker Bollocks pansy, you'd smash the back doors off a slightly warm corpse given half the chance. Shes a professional athelite hence the absence of fat unlike the tennis stars of yesteryear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Too skinny Panzerknacker You having a laugh? Skinny, you cunt! We've always been led to believe that you like a bit of bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks pansy, you'd smash the back doors off a slightly warm corpse given half the chance. Shes a professional athelite hence the absence of fat unlike the tennis stars of yesteryear Here Here! Any more flab upon her, and she'd be border lining Tusker-hood, and hardly worth a fuck for harpoon scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks pansy, you'd smash the back doors off a slightly warm corpse given half the chance. Shes a professional athelite hence the absence of fat unlike the tennis stars of yesteryear Of course id give her a rattle but prefer a little more meat on the bone..and I'd say in that photo she's been airbrushed to within an inch of her life Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Of course id give her a rattle but prefer a little more meat on the bone..and I'd say in that photo she's been airbrushed to within an inch of her life Panzerknacker Bollocks, she's a professional athlete who trains every day, no airbrush needed unless it's to give her bigger curves. Those legs, arse and arms are muscle. Personal trainer indeed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Of course id give her a rattle but prefer a little more meat on the bone..and I'd say in that photo she's been airbrushed to within an inch of her life Panzerknacker More like within an inch of her piss flaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 41 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks, she's a professional athlete who trains every day, no airbrush needed unless it's to give her bigger curves. Those legs, arse and arms are muscle. Personal trainer indeed... Mmm..professional athlete on the cover of a professional sports magazine. .they use em as is.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Of course id give her a rattle but prefer a little more meat on the bone..and I'd say in that photo she's been airbrushed to within an inch of her life Panzerknacker You could always erase'er? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks, she's a professional athlete who trains every day, no airbrush needed unless it's to give her bigger curves. Those legs, arse and arms are muscle. Personal trainer indeed... I dunno. Aint some people fussy. Airbrushed, my ass... I'd fuck her even if she'd been rubbed-down with wet & dry and car filler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 All the decent pussy comes out of hibernation in this weather... Its a visual delight. Roll-on Summer and then things truly heat up. Me string vest is at the ready and I've splashed-out on my Y-fronts in eager anticipation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 33 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: All the decent pussy comes out of hibernation in this weather... Its a visual delight. Roll-on Summer and then things truly heat up. Me string vest is at the ready and I've splashed-out on my Y-fronts in eager anticipation. And dont forget the knotted handkerchief on the head eav baby and Pervy phooarr. .. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks, she's a professional athlete who trains every day, no airbrush needed unless it's to give her bigger curves. Those legs, arse and arms are muscle. Personal trainer indeed... She's fucking lush, there were a few tennis stars worth a fumble back in the old days, Chris Evert was sexy as fuck, but you're right, Navratilova was built like Dolph Lundgren, and Billie Jean King had legs like tree trunks, and I reckon, pubic growth that you could lose Ray Mears in. Annabelle Croft was a little posh Fittie though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: All the decent pussy comes out of hibernation in this weather... Its a visual delight. Roll-on Summer and then things truly heat up. Me string vest is at the ready and I've splashed-out on my Y-fronts in eager anticipation. Splashing out on your y-fronts is probably a sign of prostate issues. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck off, I've seen bigger tits hanging from a nut feeder Le scuttler du dos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 On 2017-5-22 at 10:27 PM, Eddie said: I recon the Williams sisters could pull their own cocks off. Bollocks; I had a bet that this nom would get to 4 posts in before someone mentions the Williams and men/cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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