colonelkurtz Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Barbershop music is a sack of fucking shite that is always performed by grade one bell ends. It just had to originate in muurrica of course. I don't mind acappella groups and even some choral stuff but everything this cackfest churns out all sounds the fucking same. To make things worse the cunts doing it insist on dressing like a bunch of cunts who look like they should be serving from an ice cream van. Also stop looking so fucking happy to be doing it you cunts. The nation that gave us Rockabilly , Ella Fitzgerald and all the wonders in between from Little Richard to Pearl Jam should hang it's head in shame for inflicting this shitshower on the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Barbershop music is a sack of fucking shite that is always performed by grade one bell ends. It just had to originate in muurrica of course. I don't mind acappella groups and even some choral stuff but everything this cackfest churns out all sounds the fucking same. To make things worse the cunts doing it insist on dressing like a bunch of cunts who look like they should be serving from an ice cream van. Also stop looking so fucking happy to be doing it you cunts. The nation that gave us Rockabilly , Ella Fitzgerald and all the wonders in between from Little Richard to Pearl Jam should hang it's head in shame for inflicting this shitshower on the world. Was there no Haircut 100 or Cutting crew on the playlist then. And a travesty there was no Split Endz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Was there no Haircut 100 or Cutting crew on the playlist then. 9/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Just now, colonelkurtz said: 9/10 Just edited it, is it worth 10/10 now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Barbershop music is a sack of fucking shite that is always performed by grade one bell ends. It just had to originate in muurrica of course. I don't mind acappella groups and even some choral stuff but everything this cackfest churns out all sounds the fucking same. To make things worse the cunts doing it insist on dressing like a bunch of cunts who look like they should be serving from an ice cream van and pack it in looking so fucking happy to be doing it you cunts.The nation that gave us Rockabilly , Ella Fitzgerald and all the wonders in between from Little Richard to Pearl Jam should hang it's head in shame for inflicting this shitshower on the world. What is the sexuality of such singing groups ? Are they men or women or perhaps unsure ? Please elaborate....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: What is the sexuality of such singing groups ? Are they men or Women or unsure ? Please elaborate....... Fuck off knobhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Fuck off knobhead. Good evening Migeeta. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Good evening Migeeta. lol. Good evening cockeeta. Now. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: What is the sexuality of such singing groups ? Are they men or women or perhaps unsure ? Please elaborate....... Sounds like someone is on the lookout for wanking material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Sounds like someone is on the lookout for wanking material. Yeah. Jimmy Somerville tops his list I expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: What is the sexuality of such singing groups ? Are they men or women or perhaps unsure ? Please elaborate....... They are proper people, they wear Barber jackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: What is the sexuality of such singing groups ? Are they men or Women or unsure ? Please elaborate....... Believe there are meat and two's together with camel toes here and there ... so something for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 40 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Was there no Haircut 100 or Cutting crew on the playlist then. And a travesty there was no Split Endz. Voice of the Beehive, 'Bob' Dylan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Voice of the Beehive, 'Bob' Dylan. Kate Bush, for a bikini wax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Kate Bush, for a bikini wax. Rock steady crew (cut) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 9 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Rock steady crew (cut) My ex used to have her hair done at Scissor Sisters in Portishead, where they'd often play Blondie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: Barbershop music is a sack of fucking shite that is always performed by grade one bell ends. It just had to originate in muurrica of course. I don't mind acappella groups and even some choral stuff but everything this cackfest churns out all sounds the fucking same. To make things worse the cunts doing it insist on dressing like a bunch of cunts who look like they should be serving from an ice cream van. Also stop looking so fucking happy to be doing it you cunts. The nation that gave us Rockabilly , Ella Fitzgerald and all the wonders in between from Little Richard to Pearl Jam should hang it's head in shame for inflicting this shitshower on the world. Look at the bands the UK has turned out. Multi platinum bands like Led Zeppelin Deep Purple, The Stones etc etc. And then there's the shit in between. East 17,Take That, Lily slag cunt Allen and that fucking abomination known to man, the ginger short arsed arrogant cunt of all cunts Mick fucking Hucknall. And Boy cock sucking arsehole fucking George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Was there no Haircut 100 or Cutting crew on the playlist then. And a travesty there was no Split Endz. You forgot Whigfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 The Beach Boys sung about a hairdresser named Anne didn't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 The only clean shaven cunt out of ZZ Top was named Frank Beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 44 minutes ago, Neil said: The Beach Boys sung about a hairdresser named Anne didn't they? It took me a minute, but I see what you did there. Now, fuck off, and don't even think about a reply involving "Ella". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 I wouldn't dare,wasn't it a barber who sang 'without you'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Was there no Haircut 100 or Cutting crew on the playlist then. And a travesty there was no Split Endz. I didn't like Split Endz. They made my house crowded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You forgot Whigfield. And the Barnet Fairs!* *Ok I made that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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