Fake Grenfell 'Victim'

[Guest Lady Penelope]

21 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I bet you were the one shouting, they were probably gagging and gawking on the smell of your stale piss and skunk breath. That must have truly tested their faith.

God bless you Scrote.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

http://news.sky.com/story/extremist-inmates-moved-to-prison-within-a-prison-at-hmp-frankland-10938524

[Cap'n Cunt]

1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said:

I had quite a row with this pair of brainless cunts after I took the photo

...but then my carer apologised to them about my dementia and pushed my wheelchair back to the day centre.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Just now, Cap'n Cunt said:

...but then my carer apologised to them about my dementia and pushed my wheelchair back to the day centre.

I have a mobility scooter.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

13 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

I have a mobility scooter.

Hopefully you'll end up one of those senile old coffin dodgers who accidentally takes a slip road onto the M1 while driving it and you get crushed by an articulated lorry in hilarious fashion.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Hopefully you'll end up one of those senile old coffin dodgers who accidentally takes a slip road onto the M1 while driving it and you get crushed by an articulated lorry in hilarious fashion.

I think not .. I will do a loop around the barrier on an automatic level crossing and race across in front of a train.

 

[nocti]

17 hours ago, Manky said:

I read 'Roots' backwards for obvious reasons. I can still recite the collected works of Sven Hassel from memory. I read a dictionary once, it was very interesting but I found the plot hard to follow. Finally, I tracked down a copy of 'The History of Lubrication' at our local library. It was in the non-friction section.

Why did they kill the mockingbird and what flew over the cuckoos nest?

Manky appears to have been possessed by the ghost of Bob Monkhouse.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

16 hours ago, Roadkill said:

You make me look like fucking Da Vinci. Keep it up, 'eavens.

It's from my Vision On days and times spent with John Noakes. I'm a lot better with a palette knife & gouche or whilst sat at the wheel and throwing pots. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

17 hours ago, Frank said:

Nothing more to add Snatch. The cunt's in locked-in mode and about to blow. 

 

[Guest Mingeeta]

2 hours ago, Punkape said:

I bet you thought Myra Hindley was marriage material.

lol.

Pathetic comeback.

Now would be a good time for you to become a missing person. Idiot.

[Stubby Pecker]

4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I bet you were the one shouting, they were probably gagging and gawking on the smell of your stale piss and skunk breath. That must have truly tested their faith.

Punkers and scrote in their spare time, geese are out of shot

 

[Witheredscrote]

6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

Hopefully you'll end up one of those senile old coffin dodgers who accidentally takes a slip road onto the M1 while driving it and you get crushed by an articulated lorry in hilarious fashion.

Fucking terrible Stickers, up your game

[Eric Cuntman]

6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Describes herself as 'Bubbly' on dating websites.

[Guest nobgobbler]

7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Fucking hell I bet she can't get through a doorway. She doesn't look very old so she must have started on the Aldi ice cream at birth. And how is it that cunts like this don't have stretch marks?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

And how is it that cunts like this don't have stretch marks?

I'd wager she's got skid marks. Lots of skid marks.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

Fucking hell I bet she can't get through a doorway. She doesn't look very old so she must have started on the Aldi ice cream at birth. And how is it that cunts like this don't have stretch marks?

That's a fucking good point Gobbie, maybe the constant production of whale oil keeps their skin pliant and stretchy. Most of these disgusting cunts use the phrase "it's me glands" whenever their mouths aren't full of cake.

[ratcum]

41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's a fucking good point Gobbie, maybe the constant production of whale oil keeps their skin pliant and stretchy. Most of these disgusting cunts use the phrase "it's me glands" whenever their mouths aren't full of cake.

Stick your nob in a fat bird's mouth and say "it's me glans"

Then run way

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

9 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Stick your nob in a fat bird's mouth and say "it's me glans"

Then run way

Better hope she doesn't bite out of reflex. 

[Earl of Punkape]

11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Better hope she doesn't bite out of reflex. 

Not at your best today yet.......

Lol.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Not at your best today yet.......

Lol.

Yes, but still always better than you.

[nocti]

9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Fucking hell. You could kick her in the cunt all day and not hit the same spot twice. At the risk of sounding like I've completely lost the fucking plot, I dare say that Neil himself might actually turn that down.

[Eric Cuntman]

47 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Stick your nob in a fat bird's mouth and say "it's me glans"

Then run way

It compromises my radical lesbian philosophy Ratty.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's a fucking good point Gobbie, maybe the constant production of whale oil keeps their skin pliant and stretchy. Most of these disgusting cunts use the phrase "it's me glands" whenever their mouths aren't full of cake.

Punker's has trouble with his gland

[Eric Cuntman]

15 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Punker's has trouble with his gland

He should stop fiddling with it then lady P. I think he's a devil child.

[ratcum]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It compromises my radical lesbian philosophy Ratty.

jesus had a nob