Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Now. If that doesn't test his current mood. I have no issues with Decs and he knows that. Stop trying to stir the pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have no issues with Decs and he knows that. Stop trying to stir the pot. I am not. I've no issues with him either. Silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I am not. I've no issues with him either. Silly. With very little input from this end, you're already approaching stage 3. You do know that I will fuck you in the end, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Frank said: With very little input from this end, you're already approaching stage 3. You do know that I will fuck you in the end, don't you? On the chaise longue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 I actually know a couple that did this shit from their semi in Norwich,they made a decent living out of it but the ironic thing is that they were both fat cunts and to see them peddling this bollocks to lazy,brain dead fat fucks who saw no irony whatsoever in discussing at length weight loss to an 18 stone blob. Withers is not dead,he's sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Welcome back Decs. @Decimus What perfect timing, released just ahead of the 12th of July parades. I hope orange is your colour - you've always struck me as an "Autumn" person. Panzerknacker has made a nomination on the subject of "Flegs" already, although you'd need an English/Spastic dictionary and a Navajo spirit guide to make any sense of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: @Decimus What perfect timing, released just ahead of the 12th of July parades. I hope orange is your colour - you've always struck me as an "Autumn" person. Panzerknacker has made a nomination on the subject of "Flegs" already, although you'd need an English/Spastic dictionary and a Navajo spirit guide to make any sense of it. Arlene Foster... Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Arlene Foster... Fuck me. And she's one of the good looking ones! Fat fucking brain-dead hicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: And she's one of the good looking ones! Are they shot putters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Getting briefly back on topic, there are worse things to open the door to than Herbalife vendors. A fucking Avon Lady for one, or someone punting the latest Anne Summers anal bead collection. Or Jehovah's Witnesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Getting briefly back on topic, there are worse things to open the door to than Herbalife vendors. A fucking Avon Lady for one, or someone punting the latest Anne Summers anal bead collection. Or Jehovah's Witnesses. Or Frank... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: there are worse things to open the door to than Herbalife vendors. A fucking Avon Lady for one, or someone punting the latest Anne Summers anal bead collection. Or Jehovah's Witnesses. Or, God forbid, Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Getting briefly back on topic, there are worse things to open the door to than Herbalife vendors. A fucking Avon Lady for one, or someone punting the latest Anne Summers anal bead collection. Or Jehovah's Witnesses. Or Mark 'Chopper' Read, if you happened to be a drug dealer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or Mark 'Chopper' Read, if you happened to be a drug dealer. Deserves more than a like for mentioning that crazy (fibbing) cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 38 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Deserves more than a like for mentioning that crazy (fibbing) cunt! He's fucking hilarious isn't he? He did some self written comedy shows on Aussie TV before he died. Still on YouTube I think. The one where he's dressed as an air stewardess is particularly good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: And she's one of the good looking ones! Fat fucking brain-dead hicks. Orange is the new slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Fine lookin collection of tats and ulcer bandages Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Orange is the new slag. The guy in the background is there for scale. He's only standing two foot away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Are they shot putters? No nobz baby they are your bosses in Westminster. Now show some respect to their lovely dresses and flegs. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Or, God forbid, Ding. And so it starts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: And she's one of the good looking ones! Fat fucking brain-dead hicks. How in fucks name is that street supporting that much weight? 57 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Fine lookin collection of tats and ulcer bandages Are those tattoos or veins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How in fucks name is that street supporting that much weight? Are those tattoos or veins? Isn't that just the weight of the joint written on before they hang it up in the butcher’s window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Isn't that just the weight of the joint written on before they hang it up in the butcher’s window? I wouldn't bother, if I'm honest. After the abattoir is finished bleeding them, there would only be under sized skeletal bones and a ton of unusable fat left. I would send them to a construction site to lubricate the machines needed to dig the mass grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: And she's one of the good looking ones! Fat fucking brain-dead hicks. Even I'm struggling.What the fucking fuck is that on the left?!,how dare it wear a skirt above the knee I've only just eaten 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Are they shot putters? I believe that they are Stewards for EasyJet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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