Earl of Punkape Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Normally I'd want to know how you stopped the hedgehog splitting (duct tape is the recommended method, I'm told) but I can't imagine your needle dick splitting anything bigger than a ladybird. It's been a bit of a prickly topic with my Aunt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's been a bit of a prickly topic with my Aunt.... You seem different. Old Punkape would never say shit like this. Has being outed rattled you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: You seem different. Old Punkape would never say shit like this. Has being outed rattled you? I think my kindly, matey advice of him becoming a better person has worked. Self deprecation indeed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: You seem different. Old Punkape would never say shit like this. Has being outed rattled you? Even if it isn't him I'd still like to see the delusional cunt dragged out of his cardboard box golf club and beaten to shit by a bunch of Asperger knights. Maybe we should just throw him and Panzy to the wolves for a bit of a laugh? They can hunt them down and settle it with a Thunderdome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 16 minutes ago, Ape said: You seem different. Old Punkape would never say shit like this. Has being outed rattled you? No denial coming yet I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I was stung by a wasp on the golf course some months ago and a nasty infection ensued.......the lemon cheese was an excellent ointment. Have you ever stirred an hornets nest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: Do you know what irony is? Its like aluminiumy. But it goes rusty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: You are trying to trap me He's behind you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's behind you Arghhhh .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its like aluminiumy. But it goes rusty During my brief period in Rail House there was an old fossil who kept enquiring about costings for something he called "al loon nee hum". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 13 hours ago, Manky said: That Brazilian faggot, Neymar is on a cool half a million per week, in 2 weeks he earns as much as I will earn in my working life. I would like to play against him for half an hour until the grim reaper drags my lifeless, exhausted corpse to a better place. He may be a world class player, let's see how he does against a world champion faggot mutilater and Olympic gold medallist cunt kicker. Those 50 gays didn't throw themselves in the canal you know. 65 less 16 = 49 working years. £1,000,000/49 = a salary of approximately £20k per year. While this would normally indicate a thick, unskilled and useless cunt who can't land a well-paid job, you actually seem to have a prestigious level of income for someone living in Manchester. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 13 hours ago, Punkape said: An aunt of mine makes a super lemon cheese. When I have a sore knob I stick it in the pot and it acts as a nice soothing balm. The flavour remains unimpaired. Well at least it's cheaper than buying vaseline spunkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 12 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: No denial coming yet I see. The only thing coming Alf is his Nigerian rentboy into his gaping back passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 Some people who don't like football are well adjusted individuals. Most on here probably hate it for more tragic reasons; typically their father or other patriarchal friends and family being too embarrassed of them to take them, or not having any mates to go with in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 15 hours ago, Punkape said: Actually no.....I was trying to reach a rather attractive hedgehog in the same thicket as the wasp. Idiot. Fuck off. An attraction to hedgehogs is a rather odd one, Spunkers. Be mindful not to sit on one, though I imagine the feeling of several pricks on your bum cheeks is not unfamiliar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 13 hours ago, Punkape said: It's been a bit of a prickly topic with my Aunt.... I bet school was difficult for you. There's no doubt in my mind all the older children called you Dicky Doublegay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I bet school was difficult for you. There's no doubt in my mind all the older children called you Dicky Doublegay. The younger children did the same to him too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Some people who don't like football are well adjusted individuals. Most on here probably hate it for more tragic reasons; typically their father or other patriarchal friends and family being too embarrassed of them to take them, or not having any mates to go with in general. I think having Brighton as my local team was embarrassing enough to put anyone off football. Things are different now they are in the Premiership with a half decent ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 For once I actually believe Punkers recent & ongoing desire for hedgehogs and all of the pricks that go with them. As for his Lemon Turd nonsense, it's nowt but a load of crap, and even though it pains me to admit such a thing, Ape is correct as football is for gaysters & cunts, like Willy, who I'd wager supports Queens Park Puffters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: 65 less 16 = 49 working years. £1,000,000/49 = a salary of approximately £20k per year. While this would normally indicate a thick, unskilled and useless cunt who can't land a well-paid job, you actually seem to have a prestigious level of income for someone living in Manchester. Trust me, thick and useless are words often used in the same breath as my name. I have spent many years doing more than one job. For fun and games rather than necessity. My ambition is to afford to join Punkapes golf club, then once in, go berserk with an axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: For once I actually believe Punkers recent & ongoing desire for hedgehogs and all of the pricks that go with them. As for his Lemon Turd nonsense, it's nowt but a load of crap, and even though it pains me to admit such a thing, Ape is correct as football is for gaysters & cunts, like Willy, who I'd wager supports Queens Park Puffters. Bilbo, the soppy cunt, went to a t20 game the other day, thus proving he's a footballist. I think he had a crowd catch-he caught herpes sitting next to punkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bilbo, the soppy cunt, went to a t20 game the other day, thus proving he's a footballist. I think he had a crowd catch-he caught herpes sitting next to punkers! I'd wager that he sucks more than a slice of orange come half-time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 19 hours ago, Ape said: You seem different. Old Punkape would never say shit like this. Has being outed rattled you? Strange isn't it? Almost as if somebody else is understudying for the usual actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Mingeeta said: The only thing coming Alf is his Nigerian rentboy into his gaping back passage. Do you never tire of this tedious gayboy trolling of Punkape? Or do you just enjoy describing acts of homosexuality in the most graphic of detail? I'm starting to think that you, Alfie and Stubby are co-authoring a queer erotic novel and simply using CC to share ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Spanky said: I'm starting to think that you, Alfie and Stubby are co-authoring a queer erotic novel and simply using CC to share ideas. They do say, "Write what you know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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