Roadkill Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Having a meet up with family today at my house - a cousin has come by to visit with her boyfriend and for some reason they've decided to bring the dog in the car. Now my cousin has always been a bit slow since she was hit with a car after leaving school as a child, but I don't see her boyfriend having any excuse for this level of stupidity. When they arrived over three hours ago I told them to leave the dog in the back garden - which I assumed he did considering he disappeared for a while and said he'd let the dog out when he came back. Fast forward through three hours of tedious fucking family talk about the old days and I go into the kitchen to make some cuppas for everyone. No dog in the garden. I go outside to see if it's hanging out in the shade in the alley between the houses and it isn't there either, so I go back inside to tell them it looks like it got out. "Oh don't worry, she's in her cage in the back of the car." Says the boyfriend, "I opened the window for her, so she should be fine." "Does she have a bowl of water in there?" "No she doesn't like drinking water in the car - she just ends up spilling it." It's 17c outside today and their black car is parked in direct sunlight in front of the house. After strongly suggesting they let the dog out in the back garden and multiple meaningful glances between the two they've finally decided to sit in the garden with the dog when they continue their tedious bullshit. I've made sure the dog has a bowl of water. Surprise, surprise they've apparently had people complain to the PDSA about them before. Fucking hell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Just to make it clear he'd walked the dog around on its lead for ten minutes in the garden before putting it back in the boot for three hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Having a meet up with family today at my house - a cousin has come by to visit with her boyfriend and for some reason they've decided to bring the dog in the car. Now my cousin has always been a bit slow since she was hit with a car after leaving school as a child, but I don't see her boyfriend having any excuse for this level of stupidity. When they arrived over three hours ago I told them to leave the dog in the back garden - which I assumed he did considering he disappeared for a while and said he'd let the dog out when he came back. Fast forward through three hours of tedious fucking family talk about the old days and I go into the kitchen to make some cuppas for everyone. No dog in the garden. I go outside to see if it's hanging out in the shade in the alley between the houses and it isn't there either, so I go back inside to tell them it looks like it got out. "Oh don't worry, she's in her cage in the back of the car." Says the boyfriend, "I opened the window for her, so she should be fine." "Does she have a bowl of water in there?" "No she doesn't like drinking water in the car - she just ends up spilling it." It's 17c outside today and their black car is parked in direct sunlight in front of the house. After strongly suggesting they let the dog out in the back garden and multiple meaningful glances between the two they've finally decided to sit in the garden with the dog when they continue their tedious bullshit. I've made sure the dog has a bowl of water. Surprise, surprise they've apparently had people complain to the PDSA about them before. Fucking hell... Apparently keeping dogs in cages are the 'In thing' at the moment. People who keep dogs in cages should be made to fight cunts who keep their dogs in bags, like that dickeyed twat Paris Hilton, to the death in cages, with the winner being dropped in a pit of ravenous pit bull terriers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Just to make it clear he'd walked the dog around on its lead for ten minutes in the garden before putting it back in the boot for three hours. Next time lock the cunts in the car then set fire to it while sitting back with the dog by your side,watching the heartless cunts burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Do what the fuck you like with the shit machines, lock 'em in an airtight container for all I care (didn't I tell you I fucking hate dogs?) cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'd have put a hose from the exhaust into the car to make sure the flea bitten shit machine did die,shame it wasn't mondays temperature I love hotdogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Having a meet up with family today at my house - a cousin has come by to visit with her boyfriend and for some reason they've decided to bring the dog in the car. Now my cousin has always been a bit slow since she was hit with a car after leaving school as a child, but I don't see her boyfriend having any excuse for this level of stupidity. When they arrived over three hours ago I told them to leave the dog in the back garden - which I assumed he did considering he disappeared for a while and said he'd let the dog out when he came back. Fast forward through three hours of tedious fucking family talk about the old days and I go into the kitchen to make some cuppas for everyone. No dog in the garden. I go outside to see if it's hanging out in the shade in the alley between the houses and it isn't there either, so I go back inside to tell them it looks like it got out. "Oh don't worry, she's in her cage in the back of the car." Says the boyfriend, "I opened the window for her, so she should be fine." "Does she have a bowl of water in there?" "No she doesn't like drinking water in the car - she just ends up spilling it." It's 17c outside today and their black car is parked in direct sunlight in front of the house. After strongly suggesting they let the dog out in the back garden and multiple meaningful glances between the two they've finally decided to sit in the garden with the dog when they continue their tedious bullshit. I've made sure the dog has a bowl of water. Surprise, surprise they've apparently had people complain to the PDSA about them before. Fucking hell... Clever, the way the dog has managed to express its dislike of drinking water in the car. Obviously a higher IQ than its owners. If I were you, I would have taken the dog out for the day, the dog gets to run and play, and you get to avoid the relatives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 There should be a licensing system for both prospective pet owners and parents, a licence would only be granted after the applicants have passed a mental and financial appraisal. In short, thick, useless and/or unemployed fuckers shouldn't be allowed to have either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 You insensitive fuck. You have a cousin that got severely injured in a car accident and you come on here with your Roadkill moniker. Anyhow, the ignorant behaviour you describe is just as evident in mongs that have kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Anyhow, the ignorant behaviour you describe is just as evident in mongs that have kids. Here he is, fucking Pudsey Bear! Shove your NSPCC badge up your arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 45 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: There should be a licensing system for both prospective pet owners and parents, a licence would only be granted after the applicants have passed a mental and financial appraisal. In short, thick, useless and/or unemployed fuckers shouldn't be allowed to have either. Quite right. And any cunt guilty of animal cruelty should receive a fucking good hiding (from me) and then placed in the custody of @nobgobbler, who is responsible for allocating a suitable method of execution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: I'd have put a hose from the exhaust into the car to make sure the flea bitten shit machine did die,shame it wasn't mondays temperature I love hotdogs Now I'm beginning to understand your unwarranted hatred for all things canine. While I cannot be sure, each passing day brings greater suspicion that footage of a bestiality incident involving you and your neighbour's Staffies has been leaked. Should ever I accidentally stumble upon a fat, ugly, narrow-minded, racist, homophobic, perverted thick cunt with a scat-fetish and failing marriage, I'll know there's an excellent chance it's you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I love my dog to bits. I am going to give him a great life. Food, exercise, love and affection. Comfort. He can have the lot. Fuck you dog haters. I hope you get fucking distemper and die. And rabies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: I love my dog to bits. I am going to give him a great life. Food, exercise, love and affection. Comfort. He can have the lot. Fuck you dog haters. I hope you get fucking distemper and die. And rabies. Quite right too. 'The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.' Charles de Gaulle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, Manky said: I love my dog to bits. I am going to give him a great life. Food, exercise, love and affection. Comfort. He can have the lot. Fuck you dog haters. I hope you get fucking distemper and die. And rabies. 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Quite right too. 'The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.' Charles de Gaulle Totally agree with both of you. About a year ago I saw a dog run over at the top of our street, I was fucking distraught, still upsets me thinking about it now. If the same thing happened to one of our near neighbours scummy, disrespectful bastard kids, I would feel absolutely fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Just to make it clear he'd walked the dog around on its lead for ten minutes in the garden before putting it back in the boot for three hours. I believe fender would have gladly given you permission to use his trademarked claw hammering on both cunts! Save and keep the poor dog, it'd probably be more loyal to you than ever it was to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Now I'm beginning to understand your unwarranted hatred for all things canine. While I cannot be sure, each passing day brings greater suspicion that footage of a bestiality incident involving you and your neighbour's Staffies has been leaked. Should ever I accidentally stumble upon a fat, ugly, narrow-minded, racist, homophobic, perverted thick cunt with a scat-fetish and failing marriage, I'll know there's an excellent chance it's you. Are you hitting on me you fucking bender? I love dogs but I couldn't eat a whole one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 40 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Save and keep the poor dog, it'd probably be more loyal to you than ever it was to them. Of course it would, it said so on EastEnders the other night. (Mrs Manky watches it, I was watching 'Bitch nuns on heat') Dogs are great. People are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 42 minutes ago, Neil said: Are you hitting on me you fucking bender? How could you possibly know I was thinking of leaving my beautiful girlfriend for a fat, middle-aged, balding sex-pest whose cashew cock clearly hasn't seen any action in more than a decade? Kudos to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Girlfriends don't have four legs and bark Knob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Fucking drooling, hair shedding, turd buckets. The dogs aren't much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I own a horse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: I love my dog to bits. I am going to give him a great life. Food, exercise, love and affection. Comfort. He can have the lot. Fuck you dog haters. I hope you get fucking distemper and die. And rabies. Not before ripping their faces off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I own a horse. And I don't own the neighbour's cat, though the cat doesn't recognise that fact. Freeloading little ginger cunt. I'm not surprised you actually have a horse stashed somewhere, though I wouldn’t wonder why. Edited August 31, 2017 by Trumpton Bacon Horse play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I own a horse. Konta? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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