Spittle

[Snowy]

So for an update to my James Bond style bin man avoidance of my work colleagues , one of the cunts caught me. It was at this very moment as the asthma ridden cunt was talking to me that I noticed this white shit all round his mouth.

Now as little sammy is known to hang around the Managements arse I just presumed said Manager couldn't get the Secretary to suck him off. But it appears that this is a real problem and there is people walking around like they had just took part in a bukkake.

[Ape™️]

12 minutes ago, Snowflake said:

So for an update to my James Bond style bin man avoidance of my work colleagues , one of the cunts caught me. It was at this very moment as the asthma ridden cunt was talking to me that I noticed this white shit all round his mouth.

Now as little sammy is known to hang around the Managements arse I just presumed said Manager couldn't get the Secretary to suck him off. But it appears that this is a real problem and there is people walking around like they had just took part in a bukkake.

Wanker.

[Snowy]

Just now, Ape said:

Wanker.

harsh but true.

[Bubba C]

@The Beast, get rid of this dreary snowflake cunt and bring back old yeller. I hear he's changed his ways and (more importantly) his wardrobe, and despite his oral scatting obsession, he's infinitely better than this mong. 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

@The Beast, get rid of this dreary snowflake cunt and bring back old yeller. I hear he's changed his ways and (more importantly) his wardrobe, and despite his oral scatting obsession, he's infinitely better than this mong. 

Agreed, release the cockfingers! Can you execute punkape, while you still have him?

Way better than this tripe.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Agreed, release the cockfingers! Can you execute punkape, while you still have him?

Way better than this tripe.

Leave Fingers where he is and throw flake into the pit.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Just now, The Lady Penelope said:

Fingers where he is and throw flake into the pit with him.

 

[Bubba C]

5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Agreed, release the cockfingers! Can you execute punkape, while you still have him?

Way better than this tripe.

Glad you're seeing clearly, Admiral. We could possibly have an idiot duel to the death between Quince and snowy? My money's on quince as he has more experience, although snowy is showing a lot of potential in that area. 

[Bubba C]

2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

 

Your best post in months, Pen. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

25 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Agreed, release the cockfingers! Can you execute punkape, while you still have him?

Way better than this tripe.

And put Bubba in there as well just to chcsk that everything is "fair".

[Wolfie]

11 hours ago, Snowflake said:

So for an update to my James Bond style bin man avoidance of my work colleagues , one of the cunts caught me. It was at this very moment as the asthma ridden cunt was talking to me that I noticed this white shit all round his mouth.

Now as little sammy is known to hang around the Managements arse I just presumed said Manager couldn't get the Secretary to suck him off. But it appears that this is a real problem and there is people walking around like they had just took part in a bukkake.

Bloody hell.

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

@The Beast, get rid of this dreary snowflake cunt and bring back old yeller. I hear he's changed his ways and (more importantly) his wardrobe, and despite his oral scatting obsession, he's infinitely better than this mong. 

The newbie stays. By coincidence I'll be popping into the ACP later on to cull the deadwood from the current punter list. Instead of suggesting who should go, perhaps it might be a good idea for you to apply and impress me with your multi-million pound negotiating skills to argue the case in keeping the highly strung and brittle @Decimus together with @Bill Stickers, who yesterday did the post-humiliation ritual of lashing out by openly admitting that he has been working hard trying to piss people off.

[Guest Snatch]

See that Blubber? You've made me give Roops a like because of the cliques tedious bullshit.

[Bubba C]

22 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

The newbie stays. By coincidence I'll be popping into the ACP later on to cull the deadwood from the current punter list. Instead of suggesting who should go, perhaps it might be a good idea for you to apply and impress me with your multi-million pound negotiating skills to argue the case in keeping the highly strung and brittle @Decimus together with @Bill Stickers, who yesterday did the post-humiliation ritual of lashing out by openly admitting that he has been working hard trying to piss people off.

I'll have to submit my proposal on how to mend their fractious love/hate relationship when I'm on my business trip in UAE next week, I'm prepping for it as we speak.

I didn't really follow the entire Bill v. Snatch thing, were there any winners? 

Almost forgot - I still owe you a 12" sub, shall we get together when I'm back, hopefully I'll have some vouchers by then. 

[Bubba C]

23 minutes ago, Snatch said:

See that Blubber? You've made me give Roops a like because of the cliques tedious bullshit.

Well done. Although I think you and I are both a little confused by your actions.

[Guest Snatch]

6 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Well done. Although I think you and I are both a little confused by your actions.

I'm not confused in the slightest but I understand it's quite easy for you.

[camberwell gypsy]

44 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

The newbie stays. By coincidence I'll be popping into the ACP later on to cull the deadwood from the current punter list. Instead of suggesting who should go, perhaps it might be a good idea for you to apply and impress me with your multi-million pound negotiating skills to argue the case in keeping the highly strung and brittle @Decimus together with @Bill Stickers, who yesterday did the post-humiliation ritual of lashing out by openly admitting that he has been working hard trying to piss people off.

A public execution. Sounds great

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

I'll have to submit my proposal on how to mend their fractious love/hate relationship when I'm on my business trip in UAE next week, I'm prepping for it as we speak.

I didn't really follow the entire Bill v. Snatch thing, were there any winners? 

Almost forgot - I still owe you a 12" sub, shall we get together when I'm back, hopefully I'll have some vouchers by then. 

Well, that was a piss-poor defence. I trust you'll be going to the UAE as somebody's bag carrier 'cos if you're a typical representation of British commercialism abroad then Brexit is fucked.

[Guest Snatch]

28 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, that was a piss-poor defence. I trust you'll be going to the UAE as somebody's bag carrier 'cos if you're a typical representation of British commercialism abroad then Brexit is fucked.

Don't forget to look at his IP address for proof. It's what the top dogs want these days.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

53 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, that was a piss-poor defence. I trust you'll be going to the UAE as somebody's bag carrier 'cos if you're a typical representation of British commercialism abroad then Brexit is fucked.

Brexit is fucked anyway. Bunch of cunts fighting our corner, it is almost as if they are making it impossible to leave.

[Bubba C]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, that was a piss-poor defence. I trust you'll be going to the UAE as somebody's bag carrier 'cos if you're a typical representation of British commercialism abroad then Brexit is fucked.

Not sure what I was defending, but we've all got our own agendas on here, haven't we? Maybe we could get into a healthy debate (which you'll obviously win) when I return about the relevance of my business trip to UAE having any relevance to the UK's commercial standing in Europe? 

Whilst I'm travelling, could you possibly look into the unhealthy alliance formed between snatch, stubs and snowy please? It's a bit like the clique, just without any humour or intelligence. 

And I'm more than happy for you to check my IP and provide little Snatch with the proof he so desperately craves. I'm certain his never deviates from the free McDonald's wifi he loiters outside or his mum's living room. I'll be arriving late Wednesday - so maybe I'll log in whilst taking my morning dump if that works for you? 

[Guest Manky]

10 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

 my business trip to UAE

Although to date I haven't believed a single thing you have ever posted, to err on the side of caution I have emailed the head ragheads in the aforementioned sandy place to inform them you ate a shoplifting homosexual who is not scared of scimitars or heights.

[Bubba C]

10 minutes ago, Manky said:

Although to date I haven't believed a single thing you have ever posted, to err on the side of caution I have emailed the head ragheads in the aforementioned sandy place to inform them you ate a shoplifting homosexual who is not scared of scimitars or heights.

Splendid. Maybe next time you consider quoting me you'll have the good manners to proof read the utter shite that you've typed. 

I've also reported you for racism, you disgusting northern cunt. 

[Guest Manky]

8 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Splendid. Maybe next time you consider quoting me you'll have the good manners to proof read the utter shite that you've typed. 

I've also reported you for racism, you disgusting northern cunt. 

Sorry. Predictive text error. That should have read, "Have a good trip"

Like fuck it should. Fuck off you Welsh twat.

[Decimus]

41 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Whilst I'm travelling, could you possibly look into the unhealthy alliance formed between snatch, stubs and snowy please? It's a bit like the clique, just without any humour or intelligence. 

They haven't got a patch on The Bore Four. Can you remember the heady days of Manky, Roops, MikeD and Ding banding together?

You'd struggle to find a less likely alliance in all of Christendom, a clique so awful that two of its own members  were bored to death by their shared antics.