Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, Ming said: A breath of fresh air. I think I like you.. a lot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Fuck off. Be nice, Ape, fucks sake. I very nearly died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, Ming said: Be nice, Ape, fucks sake. I very nearly died It's the very nearly aspect of this that I really find upsetting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ming said: A breath of fresh air. I think I like you.. a lot. Fuck off frank, you're supposed to be dead you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 I put a Tom Jones CD through the My Ancestry DNA test It turns out that 100% of the Welsh are descended from the Irish Olympic swimming team who got lost foraging for potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 On 10/09/2017 at 4:01 PM, Back door specialist said: BTW this site is fucking brilliant! Evening anal doorperson. When you stumble upon an open forum like this one, it's easy to get carried away with the new "freedom" it affords one to sound off almost without sanction. It is, somewhat liberating. I arrived like you just a couple of weeks ago and waded in to the frey much to my own amusement, but no cunt else's. Take a breath, step back from the frenzied whack-a-mole game you're currently playing and in no time you may be challenging the mighty Stubby Pecker for leadership of both the clique and his position as top cunt of this parish. Thanks for your attention and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I don't think it is Welsh_cunt, Stubbs. To his credit, IBS has the written skills of a teenager, while the thickest anus to ever appear here (in my short time) fell into the one-digit category. Hi Woofter,.........oh, sorry! It's Wolfie!, the written skills of a teenager eh? Have you ever looked closely at your own posts you moronic, sun-dried, dog-turd? You probably sit in front of your ancient PC drooling over your spittle covered keyboard, occasionally wiping your own bodily fluids off the screen with your sleeve while admiring your handiwork, you probably can't breathe through that big nose of yours , you were not taught how to blow your fucking nose in case you lost that single brain cell, your just another self-admiring cocksucker who likes to think he's better than the rest of the faggot- obsessed, small-dog-fidling, doubly-incontinent fuck-wits on here. How is your evening going by the way? Did you have a good day begging? what was your total take today? Did you make enough to buy some low-grade weed? You sad fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 13 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Hi Woofter,.........oh, sorry! It's Wolfie!, the written skills of a teenager eh? Have you ever looked closely at your own posts you moronic, sun-dried, dog-turd? You probably sit in front of your ancient PC drooling over your spittle covered keyboard, occasionally wiping your own bodily fluids off the screen with your sleeve while admiring your handiwork, you probably can't breathe through that big nose of yours , you were not taught how to blow your fucking nose in case you lost that single brain cell, your just another self-admiring cocksucker who likes to think he's better than the rest of the faggot- obsessed, small-dog-fidling, doubly-incontinent fuck-wits on here. How is your evening going by the way? Did you have a good day begging? what was your total take today? Did you make enough to buy some low-grade weed? You sad fuck Is this the kind of side-splitting humour you subject the poor cunts that have to work with you to? Sitting there doing your ever-so-complicated spreadsheets, firing out pure comedy genius, whilst at the same time desperately trying to work out how to calculate the average of three cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Hi Woofter,.........oh, sorry! It's Wolfie!, the written skills of a teenager eh? Have you ever looked closely at your own posts you moronic, sun-dried, dog-turd? You probably sit in front of your ancient PC drooling over your spittle covered keyboard, occasionally wiping your own bodily fluids off the screen with your sleeve while admiring your handiwork, you probably can't breathe through that big nose of yours , you were not taught how to blow your fucking nose in case you lost that single brain cell, your just another self-admiring cocksucker who likes to think he's better than the rest of the faggot- obsessed, small-dog-fidling, doubly-incontinent fuck-wits on here. How is your evening going by the way? Did you have a good day begging? what was your total take today? Did you make enough to buy some low-grade weed? You sad fuck Devastating. Absolutely fucking devastating. With your cut, shuffle and paste unoriginal abuse technique, statistically it is probable that at 04:00 on Thursday we will once again see your first ever post in its entirety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Is this the kind of side-splitting humour you subject the poor cunts that have to work with you to? Sitting there doing your ever-so-complicated spreadsheets, firing out pure comedy genius, whilst at the same time desperately trying to work out how to calculate the average of three cells. Can't be ,surely one of the other office workers ( bean stackers) would of twatted him by now going by the response on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Manky said: Devastating. Absolutely fucking devastating. With your cut, shuffle and paste unoriginal abuse technique, statistically it is probable that at 04:00 on Thursday we will once again see your first ever post in its entirety. Exactly what I was thinking, my particular favourite aspect of his posting is the "don't criticise me, look at your own posts" bit. Much like a kid whose only retort to an insult is, "no, you are". Mixed and matched with dribble spattered keyboards, dog wanking and weed smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 This stupid cunt reminds me of a thicker version of Monumental Cunt, what with the idiocy, racism and pure fucking vitriol. Cunt cunt cuntidy cunt cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 43 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Hi Woofter,.........oh, sorry! It's Wolfie!, the written skills of a teenager eh? Have you ever looked closely at your own posts you moronic, sun-dried, dog-turd? You probably sit in front of your ancient PC drooling over your spittle covered keyboard, occasionally wiping your own bodily fluids off the screen with your sleeve while admiring your handiwork, you probably can't breathe through that big nose of yours , you were not taught how to blow your fucking nose in case you lost that single brain cell, your just another self-admiring cocksucker who likes to think he's better than the rest of the faggot- obsessed, small-dog-fidling, doubly-incontinent fuck-wits on here. How is your evening going by the way? Did you have a good day begging? what was your total take today? Did you make enough to buy some low-grade weed? You sad fuck Flustered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Quincy, we summon thee, using the only thing you ever posted that was worse than "Yacht". Im in awe of this utter fucking shit and i now need a flying sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Ming said: A breath of fresh air. I think I like you.. a lot. Francis you horrible wanker, you're back and not dead, how depressing. I've just finished building a retaining wall for my shed base-there's still room for your body underneath. Seeing as you know where I live, just pop round if the incurable cancer comes back and I'll put you out of your misery by crushing your skull with my bare hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Very good, you fuckers crack me up every time, the cleaners (Foreign cunts) do absolutely fuck all to enhance the cleanliness of the building. Any "ethnic minorities" on this forum? I don't want to upset anyone with my comments........... You're just a shit Carlton Palmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Ming said: A breath of fresh air. I think I like you.. a lot. Franks corpse isn't even cold yet, you despicable fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Francis you horrible wanker, you're back and not dead, how depressing. I've just finished building a retaining wall for my shed base-there's still room for your body underneath. Seeing as you know where I live, just pop round if the incurable cancer comes back and I'll put you out of your misery by crushing your skull with my bare hands. That should be put him out of OUR misery. Fuck off, Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Ming said: Be nice, Ape, fucks sake. I very nearly died We'll have to hope you actually do die next time round. Now if you would please, get rid of that hideous fucking dragon lady avatar, and get back to cunting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 13 hours ago, Manky said: Devastating. Absolutely fucking devastating. With your cut, shuffle and paste unoriginal abuse technique, statistically it is probable that at 04:00 on Thursday we will once again see your first ever post in its entirety. That's a distinct possibility Manky, I've just about exhausted my repertoire and I just don't have the time to scroll all the way back to my first post to check for duplication, if i have to I'll just resort to plagiarism (Pssst, Decimus, check out these long words). Top of the morning to you Manky, have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 12 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: Evening anal doorperson. When you stumble upon an open forum like this one, it's easy to get carried away with the new "freedom" it affords one to sound off almost without sanction. It is, somewhat liberating. I arrived like you just a couple of weeks ago and waded in to the frey much to my own amusement, but no cunt else's. Take a breath, step back from the frenzied whack-a-mole game you're currently playing and in no time you may be challenging the mighty Stubby Pecker for leadership of both the clique and his position as top cunt of this parish. Thanks for your attention and fuck off. Good morning Lugs, You can all blame the one-armed BBC weather girl for all this strife, I searched online for a decent picture of her to wank over as I'm a bit amputee-curious and that's how I discovered this site. The rest is history! So far, it's been a great experience to be on here, it's true, I have machine-gunned everyone with insults and taken the very best you learned cunts could offer in return. I want to emphasise that my dark humour is exactly that, humour, I'm not having a go at you guys, just having a laugh. As I said in an earlier post, I think you guys are great sports, this world is a much better and less boring place to live in as a result. This is so much better than Faceache with its PC straightjacket and self-admiring, selfie-obsessed posers. Thank you, have a nice day and get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Good morning Lugs, You can all blame the one-armed BBC weather girl for all this strife, I searched online for a decent picture of her to wank over as I'm a bit amputee-curious and that's how I discovered this site. The rest is history! So far, it's been a great experience to be on here, it's true, I have machine-gunned everyone with insults and taken the very best you learned cunts could offer in return. I want to emphasise that my dark humour is exactly that, humour, I'm not having a go at you guys, just having a laugh. As I said in an earlier post, I think you guys are great sports, this world is a much better and less boring place to live in as a result. This is so much better than Faceache with its PC straightjacket and self-admiring, selfie-obsessed posers. Thank you, have a nice day and get fucked. I agree. Now please shut the fuck up and fuck off. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Good morning Lugs, You can all blame the one-armed BBC weather girl for all this strife, I searched online for a decent picture of her to wank over as I'm a bit amputee-curious and that's how I discovered this site. The rest is history! So far, it's been a great experience to be on here, it's true, I have machine-gunned everyone with insults and taken the very best you learned cunts could offer in return. I want to emphasise that my dark humour is exactly that, humour, I'm not having a go at you guys, just having a laugh. As I said in an earlier post, I think you guys are great sports, this world is a much better and less boring place to live in as a result. This is so much better than Faceache with its PC straightjacket and self-admiring, selfie-obsessed posers. Thank you, have a nice day and get fucked. You fucking homo, stop being nice. Are you welsh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: You fucking homo, stop being nice. Are you welsh? Nope, English born & bred, but I might as well be Welsh as I've lived here for around 40 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Cupid Stunt said: Dear BDS, I actually feel sorry for you. You evidently are such a brain-dead dumb-fuck I don't think you realize what a gargantuan cunt you are making of yourself. I await your witty and humorous riposte with bated breath but in the meantime, I respectively suggest you go fuck yourself. Yours etc Did you mean "respectfully"? Auto correct faux pas? I don't need to say anything else, you said it all with your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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