Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 New here so going all in with this nom. At some friends gaff today and they wanted me to look at an electrical double socket that was wonky. Having no tools with me all I needed was a Philips screwdriver and what they dug out from their shitty toolbox was an abomination. Soft alloy crap made from a new edition to the periodic table...Chineseium. Utter cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: New here so going all in with this nom. At some friends gaff today and they wanted me to look at an electrical double socket that was wonky. Having no tools with me all I needed was a Philips screwdriver and what they dug out from their shitty toolbox was an abomination. Soft alloy crap made from a new edition to the periodic table...Chineseium. Utter cunts. I do have to agree that cheap screwdrivers, or indeed any Chinese manufactured tools, are a waste of fucking time, and utterly useless. A bit like Withers. And Pukeape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: New here so going all in with this nom. At some friends gaff today and they wanted me to look at an electrical double socket that was wonky. Having no tools with me all I needed was a Philips screwdriver and what they dug out from their shitty toolbox was an abomination. Soft alloy crap made from a new edition to the periodic table...Chineseium. Utter cunts. My first instinct was to tell you that the best thing you could have done today was to brutally kill yourself in lieu of imposing your vile presence on this site like some sort of horrendous cock-swinging faggot. However, the last two sentences swayed me. You'll do well here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Thank you for replying as I understand that you lot are not easy to get on with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 As a semi retired electrician, I concur, cheap tools need to be replaced more often and are a false economy. CK screwdrivers are very good. Now do us all a favour, next time you have a socket open in a house without an RCD, give the whole thing a good lick, just like you do with your fucking windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Thank you for replying as I understand that you lot are not easy to get on with. You are correct. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 I think it's a pretty good nom for a newbie, so I'm giving Rastus the benefit of the doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 I try to be nice and what happens. An excuse for a down syndrome monkey with autism and a healed up gunshot wound to the brain comes out with this shit. Pint of bleach...etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 I think you spelled Skrewdriver wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think you spelled Skrewdriver wrong. AC/DC Van Halen Gary Moore my inquisitive friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: I try to be nice and what happens. An excuse for a down syndrome monkey with autism and a healed up gunshot wound to the brain comes out with this shit. Pint of bleach...etc... Thing is, you come across as a person who's main hobby is staring out of the window shouting at cats. You do this while you wait for your Botswanan carer to come and visit, change your nappy, steal your cash, verbally and physically abuse you. All of which is the high point of your day. Welcome to cunts corner. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Well your doing a hell of a lot better than the last cunt who introduced himself on here. Good nom, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 I think because I'm new you are worried. I'd be worried too. Not because I'm smarter and more intelligent than you but because i don't have to use my keyboard with a fucking stick in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Well your doing a hell of a lot better than the last cunt who introduced himself on here. Good nom, fuck off. Glad you liked it. Fuck you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 If screwdrivers continue to be born out of wedlock, especially in places like Eire, this problem will remain with us for the foreskin future. In the US 'son of a bitch' tools are endemic. Galee Rineker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: My first instinct was to tell you that the best thing you could have done today was to brutally kill yourself in lieu of imposing your vile presence on this site like some sort of horrendous cock-swinging faggot. However, the last two sentences swayed me. You'll do well here. Always go with your gut Deco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 26 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: I try to be nice and what happens. An excuse for a down syndrome monkey with autism and a healed up gunshot wound to the brain comes out with this shit. Pint of bleach...etc... Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Confucious say .. If it good enough for plough blade it good enough for afterburner nozzle or reactor containment shielding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Promising start,just don't fall into BDC's moronic abuse repartee trap and you may last a good while Oh and by the way, fuck off you fucking flid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 28 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Thank you for replying as I understand that you lot are not easy to get on with. I totally concur, this site is inhabited by faggot-obsessed, cock-admiring, wannabe fudge-nudging cunts. But, you can have lots of fun here, at their expense of course, don't worry about the sorry cunts on here as they're mostly brain-dead, just read the pointless, half-witted posts and you will feel instantly at home as your own post is equally moronic, you dick-less wonder. Welcome, have a nice evening and go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Bollox. Cheap screwdrivers are just as good and I think you'll find the real problem is the limp effeminate wrists of the spastic trying to operate it. Fuck off you FlidSpack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 (edited) 16 minutes ago, ratcum said: If screwdrivers continue to be born out of wedlock, especially in places like Eire, this problem will remain with us for the foreskin future. In the US 'son of a bitch' tools are endemic. Galee Rineker It keeps me awake as well ratty, like, things that are 'lesser spotted'? Edited September 14, 2017 by Rastus Coldsmoke Special needs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I totally concur, this site is inhabited by faggot-obsessed, cock-admiring, wannabe fudge-nudging cunts. But, you can have lots of fun here, at their expense of course, don't worry about the sorry cunts on here as they're mostly brain-dead, just read the pointless, half-witted posts and you will feel instantly at home as your own post is equally moronic, you dick-less wonder. Welcome, have a nice evening and go fuck yourself. Still on the red Smarties I see,have you ever heard the saying less is more?,in your case this doesn't apply to your IQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: My first instinct was to tell you that the best thing you could have done today was to brutally kill yourself in lieu of imposing your vile presence on this site like some sort of horrendous cock-swinging faggot. However, the last two sentences swayed me. You'll do well here. Decimus-Imbecillus, now that really does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it you dog-fiddling cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Still on the red Smarties I see,have you ever heard the saying less is more?,in your case this doesn't apply to your IQ. Oh, Hi Neil, have you had a good day pan-handling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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