PANZER MURPHY Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Oo it's nearly October and that means the tesco Christmas ad is nearly ready to be unveiled featuring the shaggable Ruth somthing. .they seemed to get rid of the son that had some kind of learning disability. .anyway fuk him..no loss ..important thing is I get to see the lovely Ruth purchasing things and pushing a trolly Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 They are a bit backward in Chudleigh and don't do the christmas shopping until february. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Maybe they refuse to surrender to the rampant vulgarity that the holidays have become ..I just like looking at Ruth and her arse Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 I've heard that she was a virgin until the age of 25 thanks to the amount of sheep in the fields where she grew up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Maybe they refuse to surrender to the rampant vulgarity that the holidays have become ..I just like looking at Ruth and her arse Panzerknacker So you must be a bit of a feeder then. She is not fit or shaggable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: So you must be a bit of a feeder then. She is not fit or shaggable. Horses for courses Alfred. ..given enough time and money I'm sure you'd find someone willing to let you get up on them Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Horses for courses Alfred. ..given enough time and money I'm sure you'd find someone willing to let you get up on them Panzerknacker She's a fat fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: She's a fat fucking disgrace. She's a fine lookin ting so she is Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 53 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Horses for courses Alfred. ..given enough time and money I'm sure you'd find someone willing to let you get up on them Panzerknacker Like my wife you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Oo it's nearly October and that means the tesco Christmas ad is nearly ready to be unveiled featuring the shaggable Ruth somthing. .they seemed to get rid of the son that had some kind of learning disability. .anyway fuk him..no loss ..important thing is I get to see the lovely Ruth purchasing things and pushing a trolly Panzerknacker The first I've seen was last night for a furniture store saying that ordering now would guarantee Xmas delivery. I should fucking think so. If I ordered a sofa now, I'd want by the weekend. Daft cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 19 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Like my wife you mean? Poor woman ... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 45 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: She's a fine lookin ting so she is Panzerknacker You need help panzy if you think this is rootable....Hopefully this will cure you of your homosexuality.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: You need help panzy if you think this is rootable....Hopefully this will cure you of your homosexuality.... Who's the top one? Is it Ruth Jones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Did someone call? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 What do you think Neill. ..Ruth. .would ya or wouldn't ya Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: What do you think Neill. ..Ruth. .would ya or wouldn't ya Panzerknacker That's like asking a dog whether it'd lick its own dick. You'd assume that the answer would be yes, but all you'd get as a reply would be a series of grunts and howls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 I'd not be seen in Tesco, nor do I give two fucks about their ad's or those in it. Ruth Ellis was a Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: What do you think Neill. ..Ruth. .would ya or wouldn't ya Panzerknacker I wouldn't. She's the love-child of Arthur Mullard, by the looks of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: What do you think Neill. ..Ruth. .would ya or wouldn't ya Panzerknacker Id afford her a Dirty Sanchez or if she was a good girl maybe even an Angry Dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Poor woman ... Panzerknacker No, she is quite wealthy and about to become a whole lot wealthier when the divorce comes through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Ape shops at Tesco. He advertised the fact on Cuntscorner Ape is a peasant. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ape shops at Tesco. He advertised the fact on Cuntscorner Ape is a peasant. lol. Where for art thou do you shop for your products? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Like my wife you mean? By "wife" you are referring to the Canal street lady boy he employs to be seen with him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Where for art thou do you shop for your products? He'll say Booths I expect, but in reality he shops at any supermarket. Any supermarket with bins out the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: No, she is quite wealthy and about to become a whole lot wealthier when the divorce comes through. Ya can't take it with ya Alfred baby..give her the few quid...there's no luck with that kinda money Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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