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Guest Back door specialist
8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I never knew that Punkers, tell me more.

Having read some of his posts i would assume he does most of his shopping at his local food-bank, with Decimus in tow.

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Guest Back door specialist
10 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Maybe they refuse to surrender to the rampant vulgarity that the holidays have become ..I just like looking at Ruth and her arse 

Panzerknacker 

Now I've got to spend time searching for her online, I just hope she's worth it, a nice arse would definitely be a deal-breaker.

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Guest Back door specialist
11 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Oo it's nearly October and that means the tesco Christmas ad is nearly ready to be unveiled featuring the shaggable Ruth somthing. .they seemed to get rid of the son that had some kind of learning disability. .anyway fuk him..no loss ..important thing is I get to see the lovely Ruth purchasing things and pushing a trolly 

Panzerknacker 

Jesus wept! You can't be fucking serious! When was the last time you went for a sight test? She's so fat she's become a two-man job.

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Guest Back door specialist
2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Here she is: 

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Disappointing, but much closer to reality, she  used to look really hot but she is ginormous now, Ruth Jones, not the fucking donkey.

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Guest 'eavensabove
2 minutes ago, Back door specialist said:

Disappointing, but much closer to reality, she  used to look really hot but she is ginormous now, Ruth Jones, not the fucking donkey.

They are both one the same. Yep, she used to look fit, but has gone to the dogs/donkeys. I'd rather fuck a Buzzard or an out-of-date Tesco pasty. Not that I have?

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Guest 'eavensabove
4 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

It can't be Pen, as there are no flies buzzing around her arsehole. And it can't be Gyps, as the bum doesn't resemble Geoff Capes' face cheeks after a year on Everest. It must be Roops.

What? The pillow?

Lady P (by all accounts) is Top Pussy, and as for Gyp's, she's Top Do... I'm not going there. I'll only get me windows bricked by some pikeys. 

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Last week saw a handful of spectacularly thick cunts spouting the most appalling drivel in a positive feedback death spiral and we all thought it couldn't get worse, but now that 'eavens is back how I long for those halcyon days.

 

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

 

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28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Last week saw a handful of spectacularly thick cunts spouting the most appalling drivel in a positive feedback death spiral and we all thought it couldn't get worse, but now that 'eavens is back how I long for those halcyon days.

 

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

 

At least with eavens it is kind of like a white noise of drivel you can somehow tune out. These new cunts are more like a sewage pipe of shit pouring into your living room, spraying foul turds and jobbies all over your new curtains.

 

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Guest Alfie Noakes
59 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Will you stuff your fish smelling Turkey from Tesco with chips at Christmas or will your rancid rent-boy help you ?

lol.

Fuck off.

You smell of shit, fish and cheese. Lagos must be quiet today.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
6 minutes ago, Punkape said:

He goes traipsing around Tesco with his "missus" like some sort of henpecked dung beetle.

lol.

You go traipsing round Lagos after midnight with Mr Mtembwebe looking for action like a cuckolded little gimp.

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