Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Ape shops at Tesco. He advertised the fact on Cuntscorner Ape is a peasant. lol. Predictable...boring....tedious Kill yourself LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Ape shops at Tesco. He advertised the fact on Cuntscorner Ape is a peasant. lol. I never knew that Punkers, tell me more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I never knew that Punkers, tell me more. Having read some of his posts i would assume he does most of his shopping at his local food-bank, with Decimus in tow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Maybe they refuse to surrender to the rampant vulgarity that the holidays have become ..I just like looking at Ruth and her arse Panzerknacker Now I've got to spend time searching for her online, I just hope she's worth it, a nice arse would definitely be a deal-breaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Now I've got to spend time searching for her online, I just hope she's worth it, a nice arse would definitely be a deal-breaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 11 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Oo it's nearly October and that means the tesco Christmas ad is nearly ready to be unveiled featuring the shaggable Ruth somthing. .they seemed to get rid of the son that had some kind of learning disability. .anyway fuk him..no loss ..important thing is I get to see the lovely Ruth purchasing things and pushing a trolly Panzerknacker Jesus wept! You can't be fucking serious! When was the last time you went for a sight test? She's so fat she's become a two-man job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: This is my idea of heaven, but it certainly ain't Ruth Jones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Back door specialist said: This is my idea of heaven, but it certainly ain't Ruth Jones! Here she is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Here she is: Disappointing, but much closer to reality, she used to look really hot but she is ginormous now, Ruth Jones, not the fucking donkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 16 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It can't be Pen, as there are no flies buzzing around her arsehole. And it can't be Gyps, as the bum doesn't resemble Geoff Capes' face cheeks after a year on Everest. It must be Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Disappointing, but much closer to reality, she used to look really hot but she is ginormous now, Ruth Jones, not the fucking donkey. They are both one the same. Yep, she used to look fit, but has gone to the dogs/donkeys. I'd rather fuck a Buzzard or an out-of-date Tesco pasty. Not that I have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It can't be Pen, as there are no flies buzzing around her arsehole. And it can't be Gyps, as the bum doesn't resemble Geoff Capes' face cheeks after a year on Everest. It must be Roops. What? The pillow? Lady P (by all accounts) is Top Pussy, and as for Gyp's, she's Top Do... I'm not going there. I'll only get me windows bricked by some pikeys. Edited September 19, 2017 by 'eavensabove additions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Last week saw a handful of spectacularly thick cunts spouting the most appalling drivel in a positive feedback death spiral and we all thought it couldn't get worse, but now that 'eavens is back how I long for those halcyon days. Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got till it's gone? They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: we all thought it couldn't get worse, but now that 'eavens is back how I long for those halcyon days. Indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Last week saw a handful of spectacularly thick cunts spouting the most appalling drivel in a positive feedback death spiral and we all thought it couldn't get worse, but now that 'eavens is back how I long for those halcyon days. Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got till it's gone? They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. At least with eavens it is kind of like a white noise of drivel you can somehow tune out. These new cunts are more like a sewage pipe of shit pouring into your living room, spraying foul turds and jobbies all over your new curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: Having read some of his posts i would assume he does most of his shopping at his local food-bank, with Decimus in tow. Having read some of your posts, I don't need to assume anything about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: It can't be Pen, as there are no flies buzzing around her arsehole. And it can't be Gyps, as the bum doesn't resemble Geoff Capes' face cheeks after a year on Everest. It must be Roops. Laffin out loud Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Having read some of your posts, I don't need to assume anything about you. Do you buy the fat for cooking your chips in at Tesco ? (5 gallons a week). Lol. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: Do you buy the fat for cooking your chips in at Tesco ? (5 gallons a week). Lol. Cretin. Jazz's law states: "When you have absolutely nothing of worth to say, it is best to say nothing". You should pay heed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Jazz's law states: "When you have absolutely nothing of worth to say, it is best to say nothing". You should pay heed. Will you stuff your fish smelling Turkey from Tesco with chips at Christmas or will your rancid rent-boy help you ? lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 59 minutes ago, Punkape said: Will you stuff your fish smelling Turkey from Tesco with chips at Christmas or will your rancid rent-boy help you ? lol. Fuck off. You smell of shit, fish and cheese. Lagos must be quiet today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: Jazz's law states: "When you have absolutely nothing of worth to say, it is best to say nothing". You should pay heed. Jazz should pay heed to his own laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I never knew that Punkers, tell me more. He goes traipsing around Tesco with his "missus" like some sort of henpecked dung beetle. lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: He goes traipsing around Tesco with his "missus" like some sort of henpecked dung beetle. lol. You go traipsing round Lagos after midnight with Mr Mtembwebe looking for action like a cuckolded little gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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