Frank Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You are not clever enough to pull that off. DRP Alf. It's going on all around you, all of the time. Highy effective when used correctly. Good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Just now, FRANK said: DRP Alf. It's going on all around you, all of the time. Highy effective when used correctly. Good morning. Morning you old fraud, how's the weather in the Lesser Antilles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Morning you old fraud, how's the weather in the Lesser Antilles? Wet this morning, Alf. I'm driving up to London to collect my new double monks from John Lobb. Jump on your Kawasaki and let's meet for lunch around the corner at Fortnum's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Morning you old fraud, how's the weather in the Lesser Antilles? It's to die for. Hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 15 minutes ago, FRANK said: Wet this morning, Alf. I'm driving up to London to collect my new double monks from John Lobb. Jump on your Kawasaki and let's meet for lunch around the corner at Fortnum's. I don't ride a rice burner at the moment, I could bring the Triumph, but I think it is a Land Rover day today. I will be visiting Prindiville's to check up on my custom built Range Rover. I buy as close to British as I can, but James Dyson can fuck off, my Henry is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 21 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: my Henry is better. I have got a Hetty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You are not clever enough to pull that off. But he pulls off punkape of a evening when his kebabie landlords have finished with him, drugs mule, scat videos etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul skinback Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 19 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I think it's eddies best multi ID yet. not by a long chalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 8:00 PM, Back door specialist said: If it's female maybe it's her subtle way of letting you know she wants to sit on your face.............. Unrefined, uninvolving, unsurprising. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Unrefined, uninvolving, unsurprising. Idiot. that's enough about Admin Lupo. You'll get us all killed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Unrefined, uninvolving, unsurprising. Idiot. The professor of poo prefers to have people shit on his face, rather than sit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Dorking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 On 20/09/2017 at 12:46 PM, Decimus said: No matter the time of day, whenever I nip outside for a smoke, I'm constantly being stalked by a fat cunt of epic proportions. As soon as I light up, the hairs on the back of my neck start to raise as I hear the inevitable approach of heavy breathing and the wet squelch of cankles that have been brutally crow-barred into imitation hush puppies. As it rounds the corner into view, it's invariably as red as an enraged dog's cock and swaying from side to side in perfect imitation of a tugboat at dock. The only saving grace is that the vile cunt is that out of breath after a 60ft walk that it's incapable of boring me to death by talking. Do you work in a Kipper-House? It's the smell of fish that's attracting the obese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 On 21/09/2017 at 7:11 AM, Stubby Pecker said: I've got no qualms calling you a titend or a bore; Christ, some of the shite you post makes the steaming turds of the noms I post look Shakespearian! And the crap you were droning on about in the pub the other night made me contemplate suicide by choking to death on a urinal cake! Look at your notifications for the real picture old bean. Frank on the other hand has made me chuckle once- when he said he was dying, and I'll laugh again when he's banned for good this evening! I've completed a full report to rick and roops outlining his crimes and he's dead meat. This also serves as my application to join them in the seat of ultimate power I just hope you didn't grass on him whilst reporting, nobody likes a snitch; or a PM blabbermouth..... On 21/09/2017 at 6:57 AM, Stubby Pecker said: I've just added you to the PM thread darlin'. You'll be surprised when you find out who it is. I guess there's no honour amongst thieves or cunts... ....oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 37 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I just hope you didn't grass on him whilst reporting, nobody likes a snitch; or a PM blabbermouth..... ....oh. Your backstabbing of frank was an honourable thing blubs, it's good to know you saw the light like the rest and ditched that cunt. You're rising to the top again, albeit like a floating turd, but in the right direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your backstabbing of frank was an honourable thing blubs, it's good to know you saw the light like the rest and ditched that cunt. You're rising to the top again, albeit like a floating turd, but in the right direction Unlike a soufflé, Frank will rise again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 38 minutes ago, ratcum said: Unlike a soufflé, Frank will rise again. Unfortunately, yes he will. He's like a cockroach you can't kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Unlike a soufflé, Frank will rise again. Rise? When or where did he ever... Not on here, that's for sure. It is said that he rose-up just the once whilst on "The Great British Wank Off" but apart from then he's been as flat as snails fart. Edited September 23, 2017 by 'eavensabove additions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 Why does such a dynamic, superior and self assured gentleman such as Decs smoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Why does such a dynamic, superior and self assured gentleman such as Decs smoke? Because it makes me look right fucking hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 On 9/23/2017 at 10:09 AM, ratcum said: Unlike a soufflé, Frank will rise again. But if you slam the oven door on him, he'll go limp....as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 9 months later and this fat cunt still isn't dead. Another lunch time break enjoying the sun has been completely ruined by the stench of beef and onion Aldi crisps, festering vaginal-fold sweat and pervertesque heavy breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: 9 months later and this fat cunt still isn't dead. Another lunch time break enjoying the sun has been completely ruined by the stench of beef and onion Aldi crisps, festering vaginal-fold sweat and pervertesque heavy breathing. Relive your youth finger her behind the fat shelter (sic)and be done with it,is she making you hard as you wheeze uncontrollably together you sick pervert,I'd expect the fat cunt mongumential might be able to tell us a story or two about that,all business deals aside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, Snowy the grate. said: Relive your youth finger her behind the fat shelter (sic)and be done with it,is she making you hard as you wheeze uncontrollably together you sick pervert,I'd expect the fat cunt mongumential might be able to tell us a story or two about that,all business deals aside. No doubt Monumental once fingered an entire party at the playboy mansion, including Hugh Hefner. Monumental was blatantly that kid at school who used to make up all manner of easily falsifiable bollocks to try and impress his peers, like having a go karting track in his garden despite living on the 19th floor of a Dickensian Manchester tower block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 42 minutes ago, Snowy the grate. said: is she making you hard I'm on sixty a day you silly cunt, I haven't had a chubby since France '98. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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