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2 minutes ago, Ape said:

Brilliant! Yet again you have illustrated why you are universally regarded as a spectacularly thick cunt. If any of these words are too long for your liking, I’m sure @Wolfiecan provide some explanations of their meaning.

Ape, this fucker is outrageous!

He's certainly got the measure of you though. Idiot.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
11 minutes ago, Ape said:

Everyone has the measure of you Frank, but unfortunately we have no choice but to carry on, just like people with terrible disfigurements must do.

Go easy on frank, he has his burdens!

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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

What the fuck is a girly boy? Did you mean lady boy? You fucking spastic.

You've probably never left home have you saddo? you spend all of your spare time fantasising about being arse-raped by a large African as you wank your tiny, inadequate phallus with your already heavily jizz stained collection of sado-masochistic gay magazines, you're regarded as a comic failure and a sad, weird fuck by your peers, you've probably never had a decent job apart from the newspaper round you still work on, everyone sniggers behind your back you poor, inadequate piece of shit, people cross the road to avoid speaking to you, not even your own fucking dog wants to be seen out with you, normally I would ask you to kill yourself, but, I prefer you to suffer you vacant-minded little jerk-off.

"What the fuck is a girly boy" you see a girly boy every time you look in a mirror, but, you don't look in a mirror very often do you? Because deep inside you are repulsed by what you see.

Fuck off 

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Guest Back door specialist
2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

 

 

justify-(ing) |ˈdʒʌstɪfʌɪ|
verb ( -fies, -fied) [ trans. ]
1 show or prove to be right or reasonable those lacking an education consider short words to be longer than they are : serial vapid fucking wanker Back door specialist believes 'justifying' to be a long word, mirroring his career job as office cleaner on minimum wage.
be a good reason for : BDS's situation was grave enough for the mods to consider 'justifying' his infinite banishment from Cunts Corner with immediate effect, or : the Welsh_cunt was obsessed with all things related to the arsehole, thus 'justifying' all other members' suspicions of his obvious and embarrassing turd fetish.

DERIVATIVES
noun
1 a connoisseur of bum-sex.
2 an expert in poo punditry.
3 a knuckle-dragging oaf.

What a sad pointless bag of wank you are Woofie 

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11 minutes ago, Back door specialist said:

You've probably never left home have you saddo? you spend all of your spare time fantasising about being arse-raped by a large African as you wank your tiny, inadequate phallus with your already heavily jizz stained collection of sado-masochistic gay magazines, you're regarded as a comic failure and a sad, weird fuck by your peers, you've probably never had a decent job apart from the newspaper round you still work on, everyone sniggers behind your back you poor, inadequate piece of shit, people cross the road to avoid speaking to you, not even your own fucking dog wants to be seen out with you, normally I would ask you to kill yourself, but, I prefer you to suffer you vacant-minded little jerk-off.

"What the fuck is a girly boy" you see a girly boy every time you look in a mirror, but, you don't look in a mirror very often do you? Because deep inside you are repulsed by what you see.

Fuck off 

Jazz, that you?

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1 hour ago, Back door specialist said:

What a sad pointless bag of wank you are Woofie 

Under my instruction, and after reading the reams of utter shite you produce, I've unleashed my minion frank to destroy you once and for all. If the washed up old cunt can prove himself in a battle again I'll let him eat at the top table again and put an end to the rumours of betrayal 

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1 hour ago, Back door specialist said:

You've probably never left home have you saddo? you spend all of your spare time fantasising about being arse-raped by a large African as you wank your tiny, inadequate phallus with your already heavily jizz stained collection of sado-masochistic gay magazines, you're regarded as a comic failure and a sad, weird fuck by your peers, you've probably never had a decent job apart from the newspaper round you still work on, everyone sniggers behind your back you poor, inadequate piece of shit, people cross the road to avoid speaking to you, not even your own fucking dog wants to be seen out with you, normally I would ask you to kill yourself, but, I prefer you to suffer you vacant-minded little jerk-off.

"What the fuck is a girly boy" you see a girly boy every time you look in a mirror, but, you don't look in a mirror very often do you? Because deep inside you are repulsed by what you see.

Fuck off 

Fucking hell, someone's projecting.

And who the fuck still wanks off to magazines? You've never figured out how to disable the default child filter on your AOL dial up, have you?

 

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6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Under my instruction, and after reading the reams of utter shite you produce, I've unleashed my minion frank to destroy you once and for all. If the washed up old cunt can prove himself in a battle again I'll let him eat at the top table again and put an end to the rumours of betrayal 

You backstabbing cunt spanky, it's a bit rich objecting to the above statement. The whole corner knows the truth and you should be asshamed. No amount of toadying will make up for your crimes you pathetic shite gob.

Clique indeed

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12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You backstabbing cunt spanky, it's a bit rich objecting to the above statement. The whole corner knows the truth and you should be asshamed. No amount of toadying will make up for your crimes you pathetic shite gob.

Clique indeed

It's the self-aggrandising Stubby. Whilst being marginally better than that repetitive gay porn you used to write about Punkape, it's just a bit shit when you don't have the chops to back it up. 

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Guest Bill Stickers
14 hours ago, Back door specialist said:

You've probably never left home have you saddo? you spend all of your spare time fantasising about being arse-raped by a large African as you wank your tiny, inadequate phallus with your already heavily jizz stained collection of sado-masochistic gay magazines, you're regarded as a comic failure and a sad, weird fuck by your peers, you've probably never had a decent job apart from the newspaper round you still work on, everyone sniggers behind your back you poor, inadequate piece of shit, people cross the road to avoid speaking to you, not even your own fucking dog wants to be seen out with you, normally I would ask you to kill yourself, but, I prefer you to suffer you vacant-minded little jerk-off.

"What the fuck is a girly boy" you see a girly boy every time you look in a mirror, but, you don't look in a mirror very often do you? Because deep inside you are repulsed by what you see.

Fuck off 

I think you've nearly got him here. Call him a saddo one more time!

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5 hours ago, Spanky said:

It's the self-aggrandising Stubby. Whilst being marginally better than that repetitive gay porn you used to write about Punkape, it's just a bit shit when you don't have the chops to back it up. 

I've actually found myself agreeing with old punkers on his last few noms, the spunk gargling turd jabber. If it keeps happening I promise to kill myself or take up golf. As for my accusations, they're very real but I could never grass on a PM, only the lowest of web footed snakes would do that so you'll just have to take my word for it and hope frank will be ok. 

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