Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I hope you choke on your next Sunday roast. That's not going to happen Bub's as @Cuntybaws will confirm I never have a roast on Sundays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: That's not going to happen Bub's as @Cuntybaws will confirm I never have a roast on Sundays. People who don't have roasts on Sundays are the fucking scum of the earth. I cannot stand that shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: People who don't have roasts on Sundays are the fucking scum of the earth. I cannot stand that shite. I'm upper middle class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 Does that apply to spit roasts too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Does that apply to spit roasts too? Quince likes spits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Rick_B said: Many of the curries we get in British "Indian" restaurants don't actually exist in any part of India or if they do are quite different from what we get. I had a chicken pasanda, which is usually served very mild and tasteless and full of cream in restaurants, at the home of an Indian couple I know and it was delicious, but quite hot and spicy. There is of course no such thing as a phal or tindaloo, those were invented for pissed up blokes who want to show off how manly they are by eating a scorching hot curry, sometimes with unfortunate consequences. Vindaloo, which is of Portuguese origin comes from the Goa region. It is not super-hot nor does it contain pieces of potato. That's a translation error confusing the aloo part with the South Indian word for potato. Vindaloo is a meat, usually pork, curry marinated in wine vinegar paste, hence vin, and garlic. Did you wear a traditional Indian Jodhpuri, so as not to offend your hosts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 5 hours ago, Decimus said: That's like saying you class bacon and sausages under the same general pig heading. If you were asked to prepare a joint of pork you wouldn't turn up with a pack of fucking ham under your arm Mutton has completely different properties to lamb, properties which compliment the long cooking process of a truly awesome curry. Ergo, my original point regarding lamb remains valid. You're coming across like the sort of cunt who collects Little Chef mugs and considers a Toby Carvery to be a fine dining experience. Apologise now and we'll say no more about it. Fucking hate carveries. Full of fat cunts shoving as much food down their throats as they can, then washing it down with pints of Fosters or Carlsberg piss. And don't get me started on pizza parlours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 23/09/2017 at 8:43 PM, Lady Penelope said: Salopian cunts. On Wenlock's edge the woods in trouble........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hate carveries. Full of fat cunts shoving as much food down their throats as they can, then washing it down with pints of Fosters or Carlsberg piss. And don't get me started on pizza parlours. Not forgetting the bottle of semi-sweet Liebfraumilch to go with their roast beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 45 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Not forgetting the bottle of semi-sweet Liebfraumilch to go with their roast beef. Rick, I understand that Eddie was the complete antithesis of you, and his white supremacist japes and antics often disgusted you. But now he's dead, are you willing to put the past to bed and say a few kind words at his funeral? Bill, Frank, Quincy and I are performing an Barbershop Quartet rendition of Mike Oldfield's Moonlight Shadow, and Fatty will be chief mourner. I think it's important that we all do our bit at this difficult time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Rick, I understand that Eddie was the complete antithesis of you, and his white supremacist japes and antics often disgusted you. But now he's dead, are you willing to put the past to bed and say a few kind words at his funeral? Bill, Frank, Quincy and I are performing an Barbershop Quartet rendition of Mike Oldfield's Moonlight Shadow, and Fatty will be chief mourner. I think it's important that we all do our bit at this difficult time. Will he have a mate with him in the casket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Will he have a mate with him in the casket? Yes, Ding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Rick you twat, why did the site just go down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Rick you twat, why did the site just go down? Rick stumbled across a racist Delboy post from 2015, panicked and dropped his falafel in the servers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Rick you twat, why did the site just go down? I've just rifled through the Cloudfront server logs and it appears there was some DDoS activity originating from North Korea which apparently overwhelmed the 64K pipe into the IIS server, which is all that Proper could afford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Rick, I understand that Eddie was the complete antithesis of you, and his white supremacist japes and antics often disgusted you. But now he's dead, are you willing to put the past to bed and say a few kind words at his funeral? Bill, Frank, Quincy and I are performing an Barbershop Quartet rendition of Mike Oldfield's Moonlight Shadow, and Fatty will be chief mourner. I think it's important that we all do our bit at this difficult time. I've been asked to do a rendition of "Black is black, I want my baby back" dancing round a maypole with a tambourine. It's the least I can do for fast Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Does that apply to spit roasts too? Mmmmm, I love a spit roast, preferably the arse end with a touch of brown sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 44 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Mmmmm, I love a spit roast, preferably the arse end with a touch of brown sauce. The female queue for your attentions must be only slightly shorter than your cock. What a cringeworthy dickhead you prove to be time and again. Fuck off, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Rick, I understand that Eddie was the complete antithesis of you, and his white supremacist japes and antics often disgusted you. But now he's dead, are you willing to put the past to bed and say a few kind words at his funeral? Bill, Frank, Quincy and I are performing an Barbershop Quartet rendition of Mike Oldfield's Moonlight Shadow, and Fatty will be chief mourner. I think it's important that we all do our bit at this difficult time. Well I'm always optimistic that, such is the way with The Corner, at some point he may be resurrected or reincarnated. In the meantime I shall light the incense sticks as my contribution to this sad occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: The female queue for your attentions must be only slightly shorter than your cock. What a cringeworthy dickhead you prove to be time and again. Fuck off, please. It takes one to know one doesn’t it Woofter? Your juvenile contributions are equally moronic and pointless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Rick_B said: Well I'm always optimistic that, such is the way with The Corner, at some point he may be resurrected or reincarnated. In the meantime I shall light the incense sticks as my contribution to this sad occasion. Fuck that - I’m putting up bunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Rick you twat, why did the site just go down? No idea. I don't actually have the server sitting in the corner of the room. And less of the twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hate carveries. Full of fat cunts shoving as much food down their throats as they can, then washing it down with pints of Fosters or Carlsberg piss. And don't get me started on pizza parlours. What are your thoughts on "the lamb of god"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: What are your thoughts on "the lamb of god"? Bring me my bow of burning gold and I'll let you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Rick_B said: No idea. I don't actually have the server sitting in the corner of the room. And less of the twat. Put him in the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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