Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 No, not where our swarthy peaceful invaders convert their Pounds, Shekels and Pence into Ahghani's but a yank founded company that advertise non-collectable garbage as collectable. Elvis clocks, plastic John Wayne hunting knives and dolls of babies. Lifelike dolls of babies? Even sicker, lifelike dolls of baby monkey's. Who the fuck wants a lifelike reproduction of any newborn baby let alone a fucking monkey? And now over to Rick for the weather... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 35 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: No, not where our swarthy peaceful invaders convert their Pounds, Shekels and Pence into Ahghani's but a yank founded company that advertise non-collectable garbage as collectable. Elvis clocks, plastic John Wayne hunting knives and dolls of babies. Lifelike dolls of babies? Even sicker, lifelike dolls of baby monkey's. Who the fuck wants a lifelike reproduction of any newborn baby let alone a fucking monkey? And now over to Rick for the weather... Not the most original nom...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 41 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: No, not where our swarthy peaceful invaders convert their Pounds, Shekels and Pence into Ahghani's but a yank founded company that advertise non-collectable garbage as collectable. Elvis clocks, plastic John Wayne hunting knives and dolls of babies. Lifelike dolls of babies? Even sicker, lifelike dolls of baby monkey's. Who the fuck wants a lifelike reproduction of any newborn baby let alone a fucking monkey? And now over to Rick for the weather... Terrible shite from a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 48 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Terrible shite from a fucking cunt. I think you will find this is a brand new nom. A never before attempt on this wonderful site for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Terrible shite from a fucking cunt. And this is the most promising of the new intake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: No, not where our swarthy peaceful invaders convert their Pounds, Shekels and Pence into Ahghani's but a yank founded company that advertise non-collectable garbage as collectable. Elvis clocks, plastic John Wayne hunting knives and dolls of babies. Lifelike dolls of babies? Even sicker, lifelike dolls of baby monkey's. Who the fuck wants a lifelike reproduction of any newborn baby let alone a fucking monkey? And now over to Rick for the weather... Punkape! You don't want to know why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punkape! You don't want to know why! Can we keep this clean until I get my license back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 28 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: I think you will find this is a brand new nom. A never before attempt on this wonderful site for a long time. There's been plenty of shite before this shite. How've you been keeping, Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: No, not where our swarthy peaceful invaders convert their Pounds, Shekels and Pence into Ahghani's but a yank founded company that advertise non-collectable garbage as collectable. Elvis clocks, plastic John Wayne hunting knives and dolls of babies. Lifelike dolls of babies? Even sicker, lifelike dolls of baby monkey's. Who the fuck wants a lifelike reproduction of any newborn baby let alone a fucking monkey? And now over to Rick for the weather... Get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Not the most original nom...... Still way ahead of yours.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 If it means anything to you sad wankers the "COOLER" is actually Rick's VW camper van with the windows covered with sticky vinyl left over from "doing the kitchen tops". I know what he looks like. That's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punkape! You don't want to know why! I guess the clue is in the name. I bet that other fucking idiot who appears to share a similar username (and DNA probably) buys his toy helicopters from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Anyhow Bratwurst Clodsmoke, How the fuck did you stumble across the Bradford website? We're you compiling your Christmas list for santa or were you looking for something to complete your collection you sad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punkape! You don't want to know why! Fuck off cuntwipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 11 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: No, not where our swarthy peaceful invaders convert their Pounds, Shekels and Pence into Ahghani's but a yank founded company that advertise non-collectable garbage as collectable. Elvis clocks, plastic John Wayne hunting knives and dolls of babies. Lifelike dolls of babies? Even sicker, lifelike dolls of baby monkey's. This is Jazz's new web site, he always said the Yanks would buy any old tat. Just wait until you see the subsection for Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Bradford Exchange Station is now called Bradford Interchange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Never EVER underestimate the public's appetite for risible old toot some marketing weasel has deemed more vital to their well-being than oxygen. There's a huge industry - built and sustained on the grasping dullards who grew fat on privatisations 20-30 years ago and who now have way too much time and money on their hands - devoted to this tawdry shite. ....and if it's got princess Diana's phizzog all over it, they can charge double and still the brain dead market comes running. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Never EVER underestimate the public's appetite for risible old toot some marketing weasel has deemed more vital to their well-being than oxygen. There's a huge industry - built and sustained on the grasping dullards who grew fat on privatisations 20-30 years ago and who now have way too much time and money on their hands - devoted to this tawdry shite. ....and if it's got princess Diana's phizzog all over it, they can charge double and still the brain dead market comes running. Harse but true .. the grassping dullards should be fed to the dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: There's a huge industry - built and sustained on the grasping dullards who grew fat on privatisations 20-30 years ago and who now have way too much time and money on their hands - devoted to this tawdry shite. The chickens are coming home to roost. I remember the stupidity from the height of the privatisations and demutualisations and people too dimwitted to understand that the money they were making had not mysteriously appeared out of thin air and that the cunts had handed it out would soon take it all back and more besides. We are paying it back many years later through 50 years olds who have worked for the minimum wage for 30 years. Through 30 somethings who need to go to the bank of mum and dad to raise the deposit on a house that is prised at five times its true value. Insurance rates that are far higher than they would have been with a mutual insurance organisation. returns on saving lower because the building society is now a commercial bank and has probably been swallowed up by another older commercial bank. privatised rail companies that hike up fares. A once efficient 300 years old postal service that was first stifled by government and then replaced by dozens of "just in time" parcel delivery companies that can't find your address and clog up the streets with their badly driven and parked vehicles.. In the whole mess caused by privatisation perhaps the only successes where improvement was delivered were with the bus services and telecommunications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 20 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: No, not where our swarthy peaceful invaders convert their Pounds, Shekels and Pence into Ahghani's but a yank founded company that advertise non-collectable garbage as collectable. Elvis clocks, plastic John Wayne hunting knives and dolls of babies. Lifelike dolls of babies? Even sicker, lifelike dolls of baby monkey's. Who the fuck wants a lifelike reproduction of any newborn baby let alone a fucking monkey? And now over to Rick for the weather... Muslamic Ray Guns. Fuck off you intellectually sub normal victim complex wet wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 12 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: The chickens are coming home to roost. I remember the stupidity from the height of the privatisations and demutualisations and people too dimwitted to understand that the money they were making had not mysteriously appeared out of thin air and that the cunts had handed it out would soon take it all back and more besides. We are paying it back many years later through 50 years olds who have worked for the minimum wage for 30 years. Through 30 somethings who need to go to the bank of mum and dad to raise the deposit on a house that is prised at five times its true value. Insurance rates that are far higher than they would have been with a mutual insurance organisation. returns on saving lower because the building society is now a commercial bank and has probably been swallowed up by another older commercial bank. privatised rail companies that hike up fares. A once efficient 300 years old postal service that was first stifled by government and then replaced by dozens of "just in time" parcel delivery companies that can't find your address and clog up the streets with their badly driven and parked vehicles.. In the whole mess caused by privatisation perhaps the only successes where improvement was delivered were with the bus services and telecommunications. Yep, that's the one. Not sure I agree about bus services though, if a route doesn't make a profit the private companies just cancel it. As a spokesperson for Arriva in my town said recently in response to a complaint about cuts "we are a business not a public service". A truly inspirational speech from Jeremy Corbyn today. For the first time in a long time a Labour leader promising to do away with the Thatcher consensus, not just tweak it a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Yep, that's the one. Not sure I agree about bus services though, if a route doesn't make a profit the private companies just cancel it. As a spokesperson for Arriva in my town said recently in response to a complaint about cuts "we are a business not a public service". A truly inspirational speech from Jeremy Corbyn today. For the first time in a long time a Labour leader promising to do away with the Thatcher consensus, not just tweak it a little bit. I thought you'd been quite for a while rick. I guess leading the transgender labour supporters club to the conference takes up all your time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I thought you'd been quite for a while rick. I guess leading the transgender labour supporters club to the conference takes up all your time? I think the best speech this glory hunting bullshitting pile of fuck all can make is his retirement speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Rick_B said: As a spokesperson for Arriva in my town said recently in response to a complaint about cuts "we are a business not a public service". There is an irony in the Arriva is owed by DB which is owned by the German Government .. A curious thing about them is that these companies owned by foreign governments are often more ruthless than than true commercial since its purchase by DB Arriva seems to have turned lack lustre and unimaginative often running down long established and well used routes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 5 hours ago, Fender777 said: I think the best speech this glory hunting bullshitting pile of fuck all can make is his retirement speech. In effect fender, that's pretty much what he's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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