Guest Manky Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 So the NAO are thinking that they don't need to know what proportions of the different sexes there are in the UK. Evidently, this is because too many fuckers aren't sure what sex they are. Why don't they just put an extra box labelled "Freak' on the census? We really do need to know the percentages of women within the population. Maternity units, gynaecologists and battered wives refuges are all under pressure with more women around. Less obviously, do we need to make parking bays wider sand longer to suit more ladies? Do we need a third class of toilet to suit transexuals who don't know if they should use the little boys or little girls room? In my opinion, the idea is just part of the establishments plan to demonize us normal folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, Manky said: So the NAO are thinking that they don't need to know what proportions of the different sexes there are in the UK. Evidently, this is because too many fuckers aren't sure what sex they are. Why don't they just put an extra box labelled "Freak' on the census? We really do need to know the percentages of women within the population. Maternity units, gynaecologists and battered wives refuges are all under pressure with more women around. Less obviously, do we need to make parking bays wider sand longer to suit more ladies? Do we need a third class of toilet to suit transexuals who don't know if they should use the little boys or little girls room? In my opinion, the idea is just part of the establishments plan to demonize us normal folk. Industry and business need the figures on the split of the sexes so they can work out how many hoovers and cleaning products they need to manufacture for women to use.. lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 16 minutes ago, Manky said: So the NAO are thinking that they don't need to know what proportions of the different sexes there are in the UK. Evidently, this is because too many fuckers aren't sure what sex they are. Why don't they just put an extra box labelled "Freak' on the census? We really do need to know the percentages of women within the population. Maternity units, gynaecologists and battered wives refuges are all under pressure with more women around. Less obviously, do we need to make parking bays wider sand longer to suit more ladies? Do we need a third class of toilet to suit transexuals who don't know if they should use the little boys or little girls room? In my opinion, the idea is just part of the establishments plan to demonize us normal folk. It may have been you that first said this, so I'm not going to try and take credit for it but there are only 3 genders, male, female and pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It may have been you that first said this, so I'm not going to try and take credit for it but there are only 3 genders, male, female and pervert. alas you are in error Eric, the three groups are clearly defined : Male, Female, and of course Shim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: alas you are in error Eric, the three groups are clearly defined : Male, Female, and of course Shim. After you get past the first two Luke, it's just semantics. It all boils down to abnormal eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: alas you are in error Eric, the three groups are clearly defined : Male, Female, and of course Shim. Surely you mean male, female and figure 12. ( Some will understand ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It may have been you that first said this, so I'm not going to try and take credit for it but there are only 3 genders, male, female and pervert. Rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: Rubbish. Yes you're right. It's just male and female, anyone confused should just sort themselves out and pick a side. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes you're right. It's just male and female, anyone confused should just sort themselves out and pick a side. Rick was never confused. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 3 genders......male, female and hermaphrodite. Never mind all those cock choppers and deviants. I'm off to nurture me stamens and pistils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: So the NAO are thinking that they don't need to know what proportions of the different sexes there are in the UK. Evidently, this is because too many fuckers aren't sure what sex they are. Why don't they just put an extra box labelled "Freak' on the census? We really do need to know the percentages of women within the population. Maternity units, gynaecologists and battered wives refuges are all under pressure with more women around. Less obviously, do we need to make parking bays wider sand longer to suit more ladies? Do we need a third class of toilet to suit transexuals who don't know if they should use the little boys or little girls room? In my opinion, the idea is just part of the establishments plan to demonize us normal folk. Never mind that shite mank, what about the real census? 65 million and rising. Take away the Somali pirates and illiterate Bulgarian goat herders I'd say half the cunts here are northern (anywhere above Chipping Campden). Unexceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 NAO= National Association of Ovaltinies. Pen is a member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: NAO= National Association of Ovaltinies. Pen is a member The Ovaltinies... A dozen children, away from their parents, locked away in a radio broadcast studio with no cameras at the BBC. Sitting ducks for a deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Ovaltinies... A dozen children, away from their parents, locked away in a radio broadcast studio with no cameras at the BBC. Sitting ducks for a deviant. Now then now then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Manky said: So the NAO are thinking that they don't need to know what proportions of the different sexes there are in the UK. Evidently, this is because too many fuckers aren't sure what sex they are. Why don't they just put an extra box labelled "Freak' on the census? We really do need to know the percentages of women within the population. Maternity units, gynaecologists and battered wives refuges are all under pressure with more women around. Less obviously, do we need to make parking bays wider sand longer to suit more ladies? Do we need a third class of toilet to suit transexuals who don't know if they should use the little boys or little girls room? In my opinion, the idea is just part of the establishments plan to demonize us normal folk. The NAO are obviously following the establishment's PC agenda, common sense disappeared years ago when Tony fucking Blair and so-called new labour were elected, since then, regardless of who is in power, the PC establishment has continued to tighten it's grip on the country, even traditional nursery rhymes have been changed to appear "diverse and inclusive", if you are British, white and heterosexual, you have realistically, less rights compared with foreign residents, gay people and of course the new darlings of the PC establishment; transgender/gender uncertain people. The present government don't give a shit, they are essentially a government for the wealthy anyway and cynically, will perpetuate this state of affairs if that's what it takes to cling to power, along with the other opportunistic political parties, PC is here to stay and blight our lives forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Rick was never confused. Never fucking mind this shite baws, Strachan has just said Scotland is genetically behind the rest of the world. Should we look into the scientific facts or trust the word of a pint sized ginger dwarf, 2 or 3 pints away from being a fully alcoholic? We need answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 40 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: We need answers. We do. Which polytechnic institution kicked you off a Geology course? Why did they do it? Was it after you got a 3rd class grade in First Year, or due to the 'power-wanking incident' in the International Students Halls of Residence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: We do. Which polytechnic institution kicked you off a Geology course? Why did they do it? Was it after you got a 3rd class grade in First Year, or due to the 'power-wanking incident' in the International Students Halls of Residence? The fact you can't leave me alone bill is proof that I've succeeded in pissing you right off. You're rattled and I'm winning. Again. I've a question for you; how did you manage to get away with being a multi ID user by your own admission? Other mortals would surely be for the high jump? As for your shameful grassing of your so called friends, they must be very forgiving or biding their time like they've told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never fucking mind this shite baws, Strachan has just said Scotland is genetically behind the rest of the world. Should we look into the scientific facts or trust the word of a pint sized ginger dwarf, 2 or 3 pints away from being a fully alcoholic? I couldn't tell you Stubbs. As a tall and perfectly formed genetic super specimen I departed Scotland at the earliest opportunity, leaving the rest of its sub-human troglodytes to their inevitable devolution. (Pun very much intended.) Had I stayed they would have worshipped me as a god, which wouldn't have been good for my ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: The fact you can't leave me alone bill is proof that I've succeeded in pissing you right off. You're rattled and I'm winning. Again. I've a question for you; how did you manage to get away with being a multi ID user by your own admission? Other mortals would surely be for the high jump? As for your shameful grassing of your so called friends, they must be very forgiving or biding their time like they've told me. I've never heard someone say so many times, over and over again, that they are winning, when its plain as day to even the most stupid fucking cunt on here that you lose time and time again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I've never heard someone say so many times, over and over again, that they are winning, when its plain as day to even the most stupid fucking cunt on here that you lose time and time again. Winds you up though doesn't it, you stupid little prick. And it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I couldn't tell you Stubbs. As a tall and perfectly formed genetic super specimen I departed Scotland at the earliest opportunity, leaving the rest of its sub-human troglodytes to their inevitable devolution. (Pun very much intended.) Had I stayed they would have worshipped me as a god, which wouldn't have been good for my ego. Modesty is a trait of the gods, even if they do wear a skirt. Mrs pecker also escaped the northern wasteland, albeit as a wee bairn, but it does explain the cuntish nature of the stubblets 50% of the time and I've got to accept they'll never master the rules of cricket. On a similar theme, I ate the best part of a cheiftain haggis yesterday and I'm suffering, but not as much as my work colleagues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 27 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I've never heard someone say so many times, over and over again, that they are winning, when its plain as day to even the most stupid fucking cunt on here that you lose time and time again. 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Winds you up though doesn't it, you stupid little prick. And it's true. Cease you pair of belligerent cunts. You are getting on my tits. No winners, no losers here. Keep it clean, just total, unmitigated fucking cunts only. I am the template. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 20 minutes ago, The Beast said: Cease you pair of belligerent cunts. You are getting on my tits. No winners, no losers here. Keep it clean, just total, unmitigated fucking cunts only. I am the template. I am the walrus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 27 minutes ago, The Beast said: Cease you pair of belligerent cunts. You are getting on my tits. No winners, no losers here. Keep it clean, just total, unmitigated fucking cunts only. I am the template. Very well. I assume when our resident pack of trolls rotate they'll be subjected to the same request? When not acting as some pathetic gestalt entity they can be quite funny, but I'm not taking any shit lying down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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