Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Fucking pirating cunts! The day has passed when adding air to your tyres was free of charge. Now the scurrying little vermin want a bank card to pay ahead. It's fucking AIR you miserable, thieving fucking rodents! Fuck right off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking pirating cunts! The day has passed when adding air to your tyres was free of charge. Now the scurrying little vermin want a bank card to pay ahead. It's fucking AIR you miserable, thieving fucking rodents! Fuck right off! its 20p for air machine you tight cunt and you get free water as well. I always inflate my tires to 20 psi above the recommended for my Fiesta to get my full moneys worth mind. Beside, do you think that the poor cunt who is working the foot pump behind the scenes works for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 12 minutes ago, luke swarm said: its 20p for air machine you tight cunt and you get free water as well. I always inflate my tires to 20 psi above the recommended for my Fiesta to get my full moneys worth mind. Beside, do you think that the poor cunt who is working the foot pump behind the scenes works for free. The newest thing is the air pumps that have no hourly employee providing the service, it's one of those swipe your credit card, machines. in a single word, NO! In a more thorough and detailed response, fuck off, you pirating card cloning cunts! I simply don't have enough faith in those devices to just go along with the system. The old days, the air system had a hose, usually hissing with a leak at the nozzle, you put it on the inflation stem, and inflated your tyres to the proper pressure, and fucked off. When they start asking for a credit or debit card, and fuck off the poor bastard who once depended on it for a wage, I take exception that. I'm trying to do my part to keep the benefit scroungers in the darkness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The newest thing is the air pumps that have no hourly employee providing the service, it's one of those swipe your credit card, machines. in a single word, NO! In a more thorough and detailed response, fuck off, you pirating card cloning cunts! I simply don't have enough faith in those devices to just go along with the system. The old days, the air system had a hose, usually hissing with a leak at the nozzle, you put it on the inflation stem, and inflated your tyres to the proper pressure, and fucked off. When they start asking for a credit or debit card, and fuck off the poor bastard who once depended on it for a wage, I take exception that. I'm trying to do my part to keep the benefit scroungers in the darkness. Buy a foot pump or a stand up bike pump you tight fisted cunt! They also come in useful for inflating other stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Buy a foot pump or a stand up bike pump you tight fisted cunt! They also come in useful for inflating other stuff... I'll have to consult with Neil on this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Buy a foot pump or a stand up bike pump you tight fisted cunt! They also come in useful for inflating other stuff... I think I'd rather wear my wrists out having a wank than attempt to inflate a copy of Lady P's much more attractive sister up with a bicycle pump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Anybody who even entertains the thought of needing to use one of these, shouldn't be fucking driving in the first place. Fuck off. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 20 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking pirating cunts! The day has passed when adding air to your tyres was free of charge. Now the scurrying little vermin want a bank card to pay ahead. It's fucking AIR you miserable, thieving fucking rodents! Fuck right off! Reluctantly I'm not in agreement, Wiz. While air ought to be free on face value, I believe this argument to be deeper in its complexity. Take Shell, for example. Charging 20p per customer for x-amount of air – nationwide – must fulfil the salaries of its highest-paid employees, such as those working in stations in south Wales (and north Wales – Llandudno specifically). Moreover, if technology evolves oral apparatus in which customers can pay to easily blow or talk into a device to pump their tyres, women would quickly monopolise the market, thus eliminating any accusations of sexism among the Guardian-reading, hairy fanny brigade who are pals with Rick. For these reasons, I advocate air being a chargeable product. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Letting some of the stale air out of my tyres smells as if a woman has already inflated it. There's a slight tuna aroma to it, must be the rubber or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Letting some of the stale air out of my tyres smells as if a woman has already inflated it. There's a slight tuna aroma to it, must be the rubber or something. That a very wise precaution Pissflaps, air left too long inside the tyres can become rancid, corrosive and generally out of condition, its a good idea to deflate and refill with good fresh clean air from time to time. Strictly speaking though you should dispose of this old air properly as it can damage the earths protective atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: Reluctantly I'm not in agreement, Wiz. While air ought to be free on face value, I believe this argument to be deeper in its complexity. Take Shell, for example. Charging 20p per customer for x-amount of air – nationwide – must fulfil the salaries of its highest-paid employees, such as those working in stations in south Wales (and north Wales – Llandudno specifically). Moreover, if technology evolves oral apparatus in which customers can pay to easily blow or talk into a device to pump their tyres, women would quickly monopolise the market, thus eliminating any accusations of sexism among the Guardian-reading, hairy fanny brigade who are pals with Rick. For these reasons, I advocate air being a chargeable product. The money is for the machine I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: That a very wise precaution Pissflaps, air left too long inside the tyres can become rancid, corrosive and generally out of condition, its a good idea to deflate and refill with good fresh clean air from time to time. Strictly speaking though you should dispose of this old air properly as it can damage the earths protective atmosphere. That's Frank, that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: Reluctantly I'm not in agreement, Wiz. While air ought to be free on face value, I believe this argument to be deeper in its complexity. Take Shell, for example. Charging 20p per customer for x-amount of air – nationwide – must fulfil the salaries of its highest-paid employees, such as those working in stations in south Wales (and north Wales – Llandudno specifically). Moreover, if technology evolves oral apparatus in which customers can pay to easily blow or talk into a device to pump their tyres, women would quickly monopolise the market, thus eliminating any accusations of sexism among the Guardian-reading, hairy fanny brigade who are pals with Rick. For these reasons, I advocate air being a chargeable product. If they weren't making a bloody killing on petrol itself...They sell fags, fizzy drinks and fucking condoms marked up, the air is stepping over a line in my pensioner POV. LOL I'll be going back to the care centre now, my dentures are falling out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: That a very wise precaution Pissflaps, air left too long inside the tyres can become rancid, corrosive and generally out of condition, its a good idea to deflate and refill with good fresh clean air from time to time. Strictly speaking though you should dispose of this old air properly as it can damage the earths protective atmosphere. Good point, but poorly made when you consider it against the amount of harm that must be done when I dispose of the old tyres myself by burning them in the garden. Fuck the Earth, I want clean air in my fucking tyres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Good point, but poorly made when you consider it against the amount of harm that must be done when I dispose of the old tyres myself by burning them in the garden. Fuck the Earth, I want clean air in my fucking tyres. If you melt the tyres slowly, you have a painful party trick for the Halloween cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 On 10/10/2017 at 5:55 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking pirating cunts! The day has passed when adding air to your tyres was free of charge. Now the scurrying little vermin want a bank card to pay ahead. It's fucking AIR you miserable, thieving fucking rodents! Fuck right off! Just pay the 4 shillings you peasant and inflate the tyres on the Fraser Nash for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Just pay the 4 shillings you peasant and inflate the tyres on the Fraser Nash for me. That's harsh .. the poor cunt only gets 1/6d pocket money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 On 10/10/2017 at 5:55 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking pirating cunts! The day has passed when adding air to your tyres was free of charge. Now the scurrying little vermin want a bank card to pay ahead. It's fucking AIR you miserable, thieving fucking rodents! Fuck right off! I got some new tyres a few weeks ago and the cunts asked if I wanted them inflated with nitrogen. Fuck that, it could turn your car gay or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 6 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I got some new tyres a few weeks ago and the cunts asked if I wanted them inflated with nitrogen. Fuck that, it could turn your car gay or something. Hello sailor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 On 10/11/2017 at 10:01 PM, Monumental cunt said: Just pay the 4 shillings you peasant and inflate the tyres on the Fraser Nash for me. You will be relieved to hear I found a service facility which still provides FREE air for tyres. On 10/12/2017 at 4:29 AM, Cap'n Cunt said: I got some new tyres a few weeks ago and the cunts asked if I wanted them inflated with nitrogen. Fuck that, it could turn your car gay or something. Some greasy cunt once tried to hook with me with that twaddle....scam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 On 12/10/2017 at 4:07 PM, cuntspotter said: Hello sailor Cars have a right to choose their own sexuality and gender. My old flossy fiesta is now called Gerald and is a BMW...... sign of the times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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