Snowy Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 So I get back in from the late shift, Gareth has done a runner the lazy student cunt,so I just wanna get in, pull one off and go bed to recharge the batteries before the Mrs picks the little Snowy's up from school. As I walk in I'm met with the Mrs talking to my next door neighbour let's call her cunt for security reasons. So Mrs cunt is laying it on all thick she has this problem, her kids aren't doing what she wanted , her work is shit, life is shit in general blah blah fucking blah while she lists every cunting thing that has ever happened to her or her ancestors. She ate my custard creams to...cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 Get a vasectomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Get a vasectomy. As long as you get a lobotomy after its a deal, stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snowflake said: As long as you get a lobotomy after its a deal, stupid cunt. Is that what one required to be a bin man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Is that what one required to be a bin man? Yes next question.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Snowflake said: Yes next question.... What interesting finds did you save from the tip today? Find any Ming vases? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: What interesting finds did you save from the tip today? Find any Ming vases? I found an old vcr and some 70s porn mags. As far as ming vases ask frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 35 minutes ago, Snowflake said: I found an old vcr and some 70s porn mags. Well remembered, Snowy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 I would kick an hole in her chest just for eating the custard creams, what a greedy fat shit talking shit kicking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 32 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I would kick an hole in her chest just for eating the custard creams, what a greedy fat shit talking shit kicking cunt. Nobody touches my custard creams without my say so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nobody touches my custard creams without my say so. Damn straight gal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 8 hours ago, Snowflake said: So I get back in from the late shift, Gareth has done a runner the lazy student cunt,so I just wanna get in, pull one off and go bed to recharge the batteries before the Mrs picks the little Snowy's up from school. As I walk in I'm met with the Mrs talking to my next door neighbour let's call her cunt for security reasons. So Mrs cunt is laying it on all thick she has this problem, her kids aren't doing what she wanted , her work is shit, life is shit in general blah blah fucking blah while she lists every cunting thing that has ever happened to her or her ancestors. She ate my custard creams to...cunt. I’ll bet your wife has been bonking the student....lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ll bet your wife has been bonking the student....lol. Go swivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 On 11/11/2017 at 2:16 AM, Punkape said: I’ll bet your wife has been bonking the student....lol. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported. How’s your husband ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: How’s your husband ? lol. Back from your Canal Street faggotry so early? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 I’ve been playing golf today. How was your flower arranging class ? lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve been playing golf today. How was your flower arranging class ? lol. Fuck off. The random outpourings of a homosexual executable. FuC\:k off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 On 11/11/2017 at 7:16 AM, Punkape said: I’ll bet your wife has been bonking the student....lol. You remind me very much of my neighbour old punky. Always looking for the attention of those around them, desperate for people to listen to any mundane shit their tiny brain can muster but in the end no one really gives a shit. lol fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I’ve been playing golf today. How was your flower arranging class ? lol. Fuck off. How are they swingin' today ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: How are they swingin' today ? He has spent the day with 9 irons, shiny wood and dimpled balls. And successfully penetrated 18 holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He has spent the day with 9 irons, shiny wood and dimpled balls. And successfully penetrated 18 holes. Did he manage a "hole in one"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 43 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Did he manage a "hole in one"? He has a special friend named Albert Ross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He has spent the day with 9 irons, shiny wood and dimpled balls. And successfully penetrated 18 holes. Not to mention gripping a shaft or two. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not to mention gripping a shaft or two. I wish that I had posted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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