Snowy Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Snowy, don't take this personally, but I hope you get cancer for proposing something so vile! I always had a soft spot for Vanessa but so did every other male once they seen her naked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Ogri said: I've had 14 pints of bleach tonight, so I suppose that could account for the name change. I was following, with some interest, the Frank searching for Withers thread, but was most disappointed when it went cold just as it looked like there might be some mid air, bungee inspired, arse action. I'd pay to see that. What do you suppose happened? Presumably the French authorities ejected him from their country. It was quite good, I agree. I particularly liked the 20 second additional video clip of Frank walking away from the grumpy woman on the bench, proclaiming "miserable fuckin' whore". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ogri said: I've had 14 pints of bleach tonight, so I suppose that could account for the name change. I was following, with some interest, the Frank searching for Withers thread, but was most disappointed when it went cold just as it looked like there might be some mid air, bungee inspired, arse action. I'd pay to see that. What do you suppose happened? The elusive cunt couldn't be found, so frank thought I'm a stylish guy with hair reminiscent of the baldy man out of the hamlet adverts ill take a stab at fashion, Vivian Westwoods an ugly cunt to. Wheres them shoes i bought off ebay...or something to that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Indeed and in fact I awarded the cunt a like for his Ming pwaan cwacker quip a while ago, seems he's lost the plot again though. What do you make of the lower leg pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ogri said: Indeed and in fact I awarded the cunt a like for his Ming pwaan cwacker quip a while ago, seems he's lost the plot again though. What do you make of the lower leg pics? Malnutrition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Malnutrition? He's a weird scrawny cunt with no kerb appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, Ogri said: Indeed and in fact I awarded the cunt a like for his Ming pwaan cwacker quip a while ago, seems he's lost the plot again though. What do you make of the lower leg pics? "Pwaan cwacker Fwang", a bit of comedy gold. It's no secret that I hate the cunt, but sometimes, I can't help but like him. Fucks sake don't tell him though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Ogri said: I've had 14 pints of bleach tonight, so I suppose that could account for the name change. I was following, with some interest, the Frank searching for Withers thread, but was most disappointed when it went cold just as it looked like there might be some mid air, bungee inspired, arse action. I'd pay to see that. What do you suppose happened? Withers is dead. Years of making love to geese has finally caught up with him. Not a fowl carried disease but savaged to death by the flock- it's what he would have wanted. Franks cancer continues unabated. He died twice last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Ogri said: I've had 14 pints of bleach tonight, so I suppose that could account for the name change. I was following, with some interest, the Frank searching for Withers thread, but was most disappointed when it went cold just as it looked like there might be some mid air, bungee inspired, arse action. I'd pay to see that. What do you suppose happened? Edited November 20, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Double posting shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 On 18/11/2017 at 10:21 PM, Decimus said: She's a disgusting fat cunt. The beast has been lauded for her performance as Cilla, but she should be endlessly slated as a woman in the public eye who has got the audacity to not look after herself. Vile, fat, chip-guzzling, northern slag.. Cilla did the best performance of Cilla, the shite 'Professional Scouser' cunt put on a performance eveytime the camera was on her. Lorra, lorra cunt. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 An update on the unfolding tragedy of La Smith. Apparently the addled tart has taken to tottering about the stage showing her tits to the crowd, giving out her hotel number, and stumbling through her songs in the club style a la Vic and Bob. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5666993/Sheridan-Smith-sparks-concern-fans-flashes-underwear-Edinburgh-gig.html Oh, and she’s got more timber than Jewsons these days. She’ll make a cracking bag lady. I give it a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 She is one oily cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Fuck me, that's a mess. Looks like my alcoholic auntie Bertha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: An update on the unfolding tragedy of La Smith. Apparently the addled tart has taken to tottering about the stage showing her tits to the crowd, giving out her hotel number, and stumbling through her songs in the club style a la Vic and Bob. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5666993/Sheridan-Smith-sparks-concern-fans-flashes-underwear-Edinburgh-gig.html Oh, and she’s got more timber than Jewsons these days. She’ll make a cracking bag lady. I give it a year. Sounds like Roops! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 I have never, ever heard of this person. You all ought to get out more and perhaps I ought to stay in more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 I've got nothing but respect for her. To play Cilla Black by being more annoying than Cilla Black takes some fucking doing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 Had to google this dim witted spunk guzzler, irrelevant waste of space, i would think nothing of knocking her teeth down her throat and spreading her conk all over her cuntbreed face....and i am not a violent person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 All over the TV again today, shoving chips in her gob while banging out mangled show tunes in an attempt to prop up her career against the ravages of booze induced psychosis. Oh dear. A leg ulcer beckons, the Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 11/18/2017 at 10:43 PM, Eric Cuntman said: A television special devoted to the cunt, focusing on her musical exploits and obviously intended to sell her album in the run up to Christmas. A second division cruise ship singer at best. And I've noticed that Bradley Walsh and Shane Ritchie also have albums out, clearly targeting 60 year old harridans with 11 cats who sit rubbing their HRT enhanced twats through M&S gussets during the chase every weekday evening. Wow that’s a bit harsh. I’ve got her album in my Xmas stocking but don’t have 11 cats. I do sit rubbing my twat during the Chase though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: Wow that’s a bit harsh. I’ve got her album in my Xmas stocking but don’t have 11 cats. I do sit rubbing my twat during the Chase though. Don't we all.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Alright lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 11/4/2018 at 12:21 PM, Wybunbury Bertie said: Alright lads? Fine thanks Pen, sorry, WB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 11/4/2018 at 9:07 AM, Monumental cunt said: Wow that’s a bit harsh. I’ve got her album in my Xmas stocking but don’t have 11 cats. I do sit rubbing my twat during the Chase though. I've seen The Chase once. There was some huge fucker in a tuxedo who looked like a bouncer, making verbal mincemeat of a team of fuckwits. Utter shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 On 11/7/2018 at 11:24 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I've seen The Chase once. There was some huge fucker in a tuxedo who looked like a bouncer, making verbal mincemeat of a team of fuckwits. Utter shite. I must confess it’s not the televisual entertainment observed in our household. We prefer highbrow programmes like cash in the attic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I must confess it’s not the televisual entertainment observed in our household. We prefer highbrow programmes like cash in the attic. We enjoy the paradox of watching Googlebox in our house. A bunch of cunts watching a pile of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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