Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Pen it appears that over half the board have turned on you. What did you do? Frank, I think you're just a bit confused. For people to "turn" on Pen, that would denote that at some point, people actually liked him/her/it. That simply isn't the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Pen it appears that over half the board have turned on you. What did you do? Perhaps she made the mistake of asking questions of a card played from her own second deck. Is it all starting to seem a little bit futile yet? Your like to post ratio is slipping. Still having fun? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Frank, I think you're just a bit confused. For people to "turn" on Pen, that would denote that at some point, people actually liked him/her/it. That simply isn't the case. I like her. I'm always round her self contained, warden control flat making sure she's taking her meds and doing her shopping for her. Only yesterday I withdrew 2 grand from her account and bought her a nice 4k, 65" TV. It'll look great on my sitting room wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Ape said: What? Read the fucking post again you stupid cunt. There's really no need to type 'what?' when you can just scroll up to see what somebody previously posted, you stupendously thick fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pitch and putt is quite good if you're out with a bint, but why would you choose to play a faggy game like golf when you could play snooker or darts and not be viewed as an effete ponce? I have several spare sets of darts, let me know if you decide to join the male species and I'll post you a set to get you started on the road to heterosexualality. Errr..I don't think so. Have you seen how Justin Pipe stands when throwing darts? Like a fucking ballerina about to lower his arse onto some man meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 7 hours ago, Frank said: Pen it appears that over half the board have turned on you. What did you do? They have always been against me Frank .. I have very few friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 7 hours ago, Ape said: I like the A4 - a magnificent machine. However, I’d like you to find a road named the A4, and jump in front of the the first vehicle that passes by weighing over 7.5 tonnes. The A4 was not a British Railways standard type you old fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 7 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Read the fucking post again you stupid cunt. There's really no need to type 'what?' when you can just scroll up to see what somebody previously posted, you stupendously thick fucking twat. If you had bothered to read the post properly, you’d have noticed it made no sense, which is why I simply said “what”. Concentrate on posting your usual nonsense and destroying your liver, rather than trying to be clever, you stupendously thick fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: The A4 was not a British Railways standard type you old fool. I couldn’t care less, you piss soaked old hag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: If you had bothered to read the post properly, you’d have noticed it made no sense, which is why I simply said “what”. Concentrate on posting your usual nonsense and destroying your liver, rather than trying to be clever, you stupendously thick fucking wanker. Retard! Where's your Sunshine bus off to today Ape? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like her. I'm always round her self contained, warden control flat making sure she's taking her meds and doing her shopping for her. Only yesterday I withdrew 2 grand from her account and bought her a nice 4k, 65" TV. It'll look great on my sitting room wall. She really is getting too old for all of this. Since you had access to her account, why didn't you book her a suite at Dignitas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: She really is getting too old for all of this. Since you had access to her account, why didn't you book her a suite at Dignitas? Certainly not. I'm looking after her. Hopefully she won't die in an 'accident'. If you get my drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Certainly not. I'm looking after her. Hopefully she won't die in an 'accident'. If you get my drift. I know a nice disgusting swamp/cesspit where the body can be disposed of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I know a nice disgusting swamp/cesspit where the body can be disposed of. I'm not driving up to Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 On 24 November 2017 at 8:56 PM, Manky said: It seems the nanny state wants cycle helmets and high-vis jackets to be compulsory for cyclists. These fucking comedians can't even force motorists to stop playing Call of Duty on their Xbox 360 whilst driving, or phoning gay chat lines in heavy traffic. I need my ninja senses whilst cycling and enclosing my shed in recycled Tizer bottles will diminish my powers. What is the point of being more visible if the world polluting drivers don't even look out of their steel boxes?If I die at the hands of some Facebook gay fanboy doing 90mph while liking his own breakfast photographs on social media, the health and safety zealots will have my blood on their hands. I'm good with you not wearing a helmet. Be aware though, having one or more up you arse will not help you in a big smash up with a car, not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 On 27/11/2017 at 2:20 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Errr..I don't think so. Have you seen how Justin Pipe stands when throwing darts? Like a fucking ballerina about to lower his arse onto some man meat. Yes, I see your point. Justin Pipe is a disgustingly creepy little schmiegel of a man. The PDC has commandeered ex rugby star and compact mountain of muscle Gerwyn Price to redress the balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 18 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm good with you not wearing a helmet. Be aware though, having one or more up you arse will not help you in a big smash up with a car, not at all. In all seriousness quince, the standard bike helmet is fuck all use in a prang with a car but then the same could be said for motorbike helmets if you take into account the relative speeds and the effect of being crushed under a juganaut when the driver is wanking, rolling a fag, updating his Facebook profile or pissing into an empty tizer bottle. What a bike hat will do is hopefully save your bonce from cracking if you fall onto concrete or tarmac. The rest of your body might get mangled and be flensed to the bone, but that can usually be fixed or you can live without the odd limb. I think they should be compulsory as are the aforementioned "helmets" you speak of, but you seem to be ahead of the game there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 On 28 November 2017 at 7:08 PM, Stubby Pecker said: In all seriousness quince, the standard bike helmet is fuck all use in a prang with a car but then the same could be said for motorbike helmets if you take into account the relative speeds and the effect of being crushed under a juganaut when the driver is wanking, rolling a fag, updating his Facebook profile or pissing into an empty tizer bottle. What a bike hat will do is hopefully save your bonce from cracking if you fall onto concrete or tarmac. The rest of your body might get mangled and be flensed to the bone, but that can usually be fixed or you can live without the odd limb. I think they should be compulsory as are the aforementioned "helmets" you speak of, but you seem to be ahead of the game there. I don't disagree with your logic, and I will pretend I didn't hear your rude implication at the end, you fucking slllaaag. Anyone who rides a motorbike is an utter imbecile, and it is probably a good thing they are so dangerous, as it rids us of a healthy number of imbeciles per annum. Do you recall "Streethawk"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I don't disagree with your logic, and I will pretend I didn't hear your rude implication at the end, you fucking slllaaag. Anyone who rides a motorbike is an utter imbecile, and it is probably a good thing they are so dangerous, as it rids us of a healthy number of imbeciles per annum. Do you recall "Streethawk"? I'm also in agreement with your last statement; motor bike riders are generally cunts either mid life crisis types or cases in their 30s who haven't got round (grown the balls) to learning to drive a car and still live with their mum. I do recall Streethawk but was much more of an Airwolf lad in those days. I like you Quincy and will try hard to cut out the abuse you turd jabbing jizz master, and clean that brown stain off your top lip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm also in agreement with your last statement; motor bike riders are generally cunts either mid life crisis types or cases in their 30s who haven't got round (grown the balls) to learning to drive a car and still live with their mum. I do recall Streethawk but was much more of an Airwolf lad in those days. I like you Quincy and will try hard to cut out the abuse you turd jabbing jizz master, and clean that brown stain off your top lip. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/top-scottish-nightclub-evacuated-after-11600484.amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/top-scottish-nightclub-evacuated-after-11600484.amp I'm proud of your antics Quincy old bean. Were you touching cloth or was it a fighter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/top-scottish-nightclub-evacuated-after-11600484.amp I don't know which is more priceless, the little cartoon poo, or the phrase "a clubber left a defecation on the dance floor". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know which is more priceless, the little cartoon poo, or the phrase "a clubber left a defecation on the dance floor". You misspelt "praise". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You misspelt "praise". Very good, have a like. But seriously, using the words, "left a defecation on the floor" is poor journalistic artistry. A bit like saying, "Lord Archer did a sex with a prostitute". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very good, have a like. But seriously, using the words, "left a defecation on the floor" is poor journalistic artistry. A bit like saying, "Lord Archer did a sex with a prostitute". He did though, didn't he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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