Guest Lord McCunty Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 That daft cow prancing around lip syncing badly to "ain't nobody" has me torn between a spontaneous wank and smashing the TV to bits. Also, the whole stupid "tui" shit. "oooh we out you in the middle". Annoying "cushy cuddly wuddly" customer service twaddle adopted all banks and building societies in their shite adverts. I've never been particularly interested in violent sex, but I could quite happily shag tui woman as much as punch her. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 I quite like this, you vile cunt. What the fuck is TUI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 I remember when they were still called Thomson, even though it is all Thomas Cook shite apparently. Maybe a wee rebrand after that whole carbon monoxide debacle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord McCunty said: That daft cow prancing around lip syncing badly to "ain't nobody" has me torn between a spontaneous wank and smashing the TV to bits. Also, the whole stupid "tui" shit. "oooh we out you in the middle". Annoying "cushy cuddly wuddly" customer service twaddle adopted all banks and building societies in their shite adverts. I've never been particularly interested in violent sex, but I could quite happily shag tui woman as much as punch her. Fuck off. Two words you juvenile twit...DONKEY PUNCH! Best of both worlds, now fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 14 hours ago, Decimus said: I quite like this, you vile cunt. What the fuck is TUI? I genuinely thought this was the process of preserving employees rights where one business is taken over by another. It'd have been a very niche nomination, but 'go with your bad self' and vent spleen against whatever you like. I then realised I was thinking of TUPE I then thought it was that Australian singer that did 'Chandelier' but that's 'Sia' so I'm in the dark on this as much as Josef Fritzl's kids, (with probably an equally good chance of being fucked stupid). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 I know that ad it's very annoying but the girls nice in it ...if a bit on the skinny side Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: I know that ad it's very annoying but the girls nice in it ...if a bit on the skinny side Panzerknacker You do like 'em a bit on the voluptuous side don't you Panzer? Mind you, I think the majority of straight men really prefer curves to bones, even the ones who don't admit it. A nicely proportioned size 14-16 looks a lot sexier than a bundle of twigs laying on a black silk sheet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You do like 'em a bit on the voluptuous side don't you Panzer? Mind you, I think the majority of straight men really prefer curves to bones, even the ones who don't admit it. A nicely proportioned size 14-16 looks a lot sexier than a bundle of twigs laying on a black silk sheet. So you've never tried to have intercourse with a parched Christmas tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 This ad is getting on my fucking nerves now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This ad is getting on my fucking nerves now. Mm..I see it at least 30 times a day Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This ad is getting on my fucking nerves now. Aint nobody loves me better than you, aint nobody loves me better than you, whoa, whoa, aint nobody loves me better than you........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Mind you, I did book myself two weeks in spainland in June. .need to get some sun on my pallid skin. ..the ad may have swayed me Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mind you, I did book myself two weeks in spainland in June. .need to get some sun on my pallid skin. ..the ad may have swayed me Panzerknacker Don't go anywhere near Gibraltar as the last trotters who "rocked" up there left in coffins Judge: "Why did you shoot the suspect 14 times?" SAS man: "Because the browning high power pistol only holds 14 rounds" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't go anywhere near Gibraltar as the last trotters who "rocked" up there left in coffins Judge: "Why did you shoot the suspect 14 times?" SAS man: "Because the browning high power pistol only holds 14 rounds" Mm..and I believe two of the other side ended up in their underpants on waste ground with ventilated skulls during an amateurish surveillance operation at the funeral of one of the victims of the Gibraltar shootings ..or was that another outing. .hard to remember. .anyway we all bezzys now so water under the bridge and all.. anyway loads more american initiated global meat grinders to feed your youth into Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 On 27/11/2017 at 7:22 PM, Lord McCunty said: I've never been particularly interested in violent sex, but I could quite happily shag tui woman as much as punch her. Are these two mutually exclusive? Fred West didn’t think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 I like that ad now Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 On 11/28/2017 at 10:32 AM, Jiggerycock said: 'so I'm in the dark on this as much as Josef Fritzl's kids, (with probably an equally good chance of being fucked stupid)' You wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 12 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..and I believe two of the other side ended up in their underpants on waste ground with ventilated skulls during an amateurish surveillance operation at the funeral of one of the victims of the Gibraltar shootings ..or was that another outing. .hard to remember. .anyway we all bezzys now so water under the bridge and all.. anyway loads more american initiated global meat grinders to feed your youth into Panzerknacker The 2 soldiers you refer to were Bleeps taking a short cut to get home in time for tea. I may have a valid point here as I did it many times in 78/79. It was not, and I emphasize not, a botched surveillance operation. Gerry Adams was telling us all we wanted to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Manky said: The 2 soldiers you refer to were Bleeps taking a short cut to get home in time for tea. I may have a valid point here as I did it many times in 78/79. It was not, and I emphasize not, a botched surveillance operation. Gerry Adams was telling us all we wanted to know. I know I'm thick, but what is a "Bleep"? The only Bleep I recall is Booster's mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I know I'm thick, but what is a "Bleep"? The only Bleep I recall is Booster's mate. Bleep. Member of the Royal Signals. Smart arse radio cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I know I'm thick, but what is a "Bleep"? The only Bleep I recall is Booster's mate. You are right, you are fucking thick but Google is your friend. Bleep is a nickname for a signaller, Royal Signals or other units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Unfortunately I failed all the exams to take the Queen's shilling so I'm not up to speed with the lingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Manky said: You are right, you are fucking thick but Google is your friend. Bleep is a nickname for a signaller, Royal Signals or other units. I just fucking told him that. Did you know that 'babies heads' are available in the supermarket? Branded as 'Goblin mini steak & kidney puddings'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just fucking told him that. Did you know that 'babies heads' are available in the supermarket? Branded as 'Goblin mini steak & kidney puddings'. I used to have a Goblin Teasmaid but Mrs Manky made me sack her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Manky said: The 2 soldiers you refer to were Bleeps taking a short cut to get home in time for tea. I may have a valid point here as I did it many times in 78/79. It was not, and I emphasize not, a botched surveillance operation. Gerry Adams was telling us all we wanted to know. Teas cold now Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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