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Neil

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Fuck me ,give me a fucking rest will you.The same fucking turgid,boring shit cunts year after year.What the fuck is wrong with any artist from the last 30 years in that they can't  write a decent christmas song so we can ditch the same fucking playlist of 70's and 80's dreary fucking jingly fucking bollocks year after fucking year.All I want for Christmas is fucking silence

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10 minutes ago, Neil said:

Fuck me ,give me a fucking rest will you.The same fucking turgid,boring shit cunts year after year.What the fuck is wrong with any artist from the last 30 years in that they can't  write a decent christmas song so we can ditch the same fucking playlist of 70's and 80's dreary fucking jingly fucking bollocks year after fucking year.All I want for Christmas is fucking silence

Lighten up you soppy old cunt

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Guest luke swarm
13 minutes ago, Neil said:

Fuck me ,give me a fucking rest will you.The same fucking turgid,boring shit cunts year after year.What the fuck is wrong with any artist from the last 30 years in that they can't  write a decent christmas song so we can ditch the same fucking playlist of 70's and 80's dreary fucking jingly fucking bollocks year after fucking year.All I want for Christmas is fucking silence

NOW that's what I call crap music No 184.

I understand Alexander Armstrong and that cunt off The Chase have also released Christmas albums aimed at the multiple cat owning mad old woman market. Bag of Shite..   

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Guest Wizardsleeve
20 minutes ago, Neil said:

Fuck me ,give me a fucking rest will you.The same fucking turgid,boring shit cunts year after year.What the fuck is wrong with any artist from the last 30 years in that they can't  write a decent christmas song so we can ditch the same fucking playlist of 70's and 80's dreary fucking jingly fucking bollocks year after fucking year.All I want for Christmas is fucking silence

Now THAT would be a fucking miracle!  This entire month should be renamed Cuntmas!  

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Guest luke swarm
4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Now THAT would be a fucking miracle!  This entire month should be renamed Cuntmas!  

Here on CC we celebrate the spirit of Cuntmas all year round just as the ghost of Cuntmas Past intended.

 

"Are there no Prisons, are there no workhouses, well put the pisspoor cunts in there"  (Dickens, A Cuntmas Carol)

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Guest Wizardsleeve
13 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

Here on CC we celebrate the spirit of Cuntmas all year round just as the ghost of Cuntmas Past intended.

 

"Are there no Prisons, are there no workhouses, well put the pisspoor cunts in there"  (Dickens, A Cuntmas Carol)

Workhouses and prisons cost more over time than a simple incinerator!  

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Guest judgetwi
2 hours ago, Neil said:

Fuck me ,give me a fucking rest will you.The same fucking turgid,boring shit cunts year after year.What the fuck is wrong with any artist from the last 30 years in that they can't  write a decent christmas song so we can ditch the same fucking playlist of 70's and 80's dreary fucking jingly fucking bollocks year after fucking year.All I want for Christmas is fucking silence

Well you could always refrain from nominating the same old shit year after year......,Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas parties, Christmas ads, Christmas tv,  Christmas jumpers, Christmas lights outside Christmas cunts’ Christmas fucking houses etc.

Then there’s New Year, New Year’s parties, New Year’s fucking resolutions. On and fucking on with the same old shit ad infinitum.

Give yourself a rest for fucks sake.🎅🏽

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43 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Well you could always refrain from nominating the same old shit year after year......,Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas parties, Christmas ads, Christmas tv,  Christmas jumpers, Christmas lights outside Christmas cunts’ Christmas fucking houses etc.

Then there’s New Year, New Year’s parties, New Year’s fucking resolutions. On and fucking on with the same old shit ad infinitum.

Give yourself a rest for fucks sake.🎅🏽

You forgot ugly Christmas sweaters, people who are too cheap to buy nice gifts and make something that is utter shit, children's' Christmas recitals, and retail Christmas greed.

Not to worry, judge...you may be a bit off your game, having been gone for so long, but you'll get back to form.  

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Guest judgetwi
28 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You forgot ugly Christmas sweaters, people who are too cheap to buy nice gifts and make something that is utter shit, children's' Christmas recitals, and retail Christmas greed.

Not to worry, judge...you may be a bit off your game, having been gone for so long, but you'll get back to form.  

Really? May I congratulate you on your avatar? Fuck knows who the cunt is but he has the look of a smug, arrogant, up his own arse, i’m oh so fucking pleased with myself tosspot arsehole. Art imitating life......or is it the other way round? What the fuck do I know?🎄

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1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

Well you could always refrain from nominating the same old shit year after year......,Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas parties, Christmas ads, Christmas tv,  Christmas jumpers, Christmas lights outside Christmas cunts’ Christmas fucking houses etc.

Then there’s New Year, New Year’s parties, New Year’s fucking resolutions. On and fucking on with the same old shit ad infinitum.

Give yourself a rest for fucks sake.🎅🏽

Happy Easter ya filthy animal 

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4 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Well you could always refrain from nominating the same old shit year after year......,Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas parties, Christmas ads, Christmas tv,  Christmas jumpers, Christmas lights outside Christmas cunts’ Christmas fucking houses etc.

Then there’s New Year, New Year’s parties, New Year’s fucking resolutions. On and fucking on with the same old shit ad infinitum.

Give yourself a rest for fucks sake.🎅🏽

Another fucking repeat bollocks. 

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Guest Lady Penelope
5 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Really? May I congratulate you on your avatar? Fuck knows who the cunt is but he has the look of a smug, arrogant, up his own arse, i’m oh so fucking pleased with myself tosspot arsehole. Art imitating life......or is it the other way round? What the fuck do I know?🎄

Merry Christmas Judgi Baby.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
22 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Really? May I congratulate you on your avatar? Fuck knows who the cunt is but he has the look of a smug, arrogant, up his own arse, i’m oh so fucking pleased with myself tosspot arsehole. Art imitating life......or is it the other way round? What the fuck do I know?🎄

Ahh, it's good to have you back, you sanctimonious cunt!  

I'm sure you don't give a fuck, but I'm going to tell you anyway, my avatar is Peter Lorre.  

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Oh I dunno.

That munchkin shit-for-brains from E17 who ran himself over (Yeah! Really! Someone really pissed in his gene pool) barely crosses my thoughts 11 months of the year. But then you pass your local tat emporium of a Saturday in December and they're piping out that Christmas sonic jihad thing they released back in the 90's, that you can try and ignore like you can try and ignore Krakatoa going off, and you're reminded there really are some fucking idiots in this world. I mean, actual sentient cockwits who wear baseball caps sideways.

........And suddenly you feel good about the world, parupapum pum

It makes you cum

 

 

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That smirking German cunt with the mullet and fiddle who just repeat plays the same fucking cack regardless of the time of year. He has the constant expression which says " I'll happily keep churning out this shite so long as dumbfucks like you keep spending your winter fuel allowance on it and funding my Riviera villa". His gigs must reek of piss , lavender and cat food.

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6 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

That smirking German cunt with the mullet and fiddle who just repeat plays the same fucking cack regardless of the time of year. He has the constant expression which says " I'll happily keep churning out this shite so long as dumbfucks like you keep spending your winter fuel allowance and funding my Riviera villa". His gigs must reek of piss , lavender and cat food.

Right on the nail Colonel. The witless cunts who buy his recycled tripe are the same saps who go on those river cruises. I'd drown their sorry arses and repossess their homes under one of my new LAWS OF BAD TASTE.

VOTE RAT 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
8 hours ago, colonelkurtz said:

That smirking German cunt with the mullet and fiddle who just repeat plays the same fucking cack regardless of the time of year. He has the constant expression which says " I'll happily keep churning out this shite so long as dumbfucks like you keep spending your winter fuel allowance on it and funding my Riviera villa". His gigs must reek of piss , lavender and cat food.

Pen has him chained to the cellar wall?  

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Guest judgetwi
23 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Ahh, it's good to have you back, you sanctimonious cunt!  

I'm sure you don't give a fuck, but I'm going to tell you anyway, my avatar is Peter Lorre.  

Really ? I would never have guessed that in a million years ! Obviously he must have  been playing the part of a complete cunt. A bit like Hugh Grant does in every film he’s ever been in.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
10 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Really ? I would never have guessed that in a million years ! Obviously he must have  been playing the part of a complete cunt. A bit like Hugh Grant does in every film he’s ever been in.

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I think the smug look and arrogant smirk really tell the story.  A perfect choice for a site such as this.  

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