Neil Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 A fucking right malteser sized one right on the ringpiece.Strained yesterday lifting something heavy and there it was,like a golf ball on the lip of the cup.I can usually push the fuckers back in and give 'em a good 'ol dose of Preperation H but this fucker is an outsider in more ways than one and do you think it'll stay there? will it bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 Thanks for sharing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, Neil said: A fucking right malteser sized one right on the ringpiece.Strained yesterday lifting something heavy and there it was,like a golf ball on the lip of the cup.I can usually push the fuckers back in and give 'em a good 'ol dose of Preperation H but this fucker is an outsider in more ways than one and do you think it'll stay there? will it bollocks. Not with all the rampant cock traffic that enters your arse it won't. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 20 minutes ago, Neil said: A fucking right malteser sized one right on the ringpiece.Strained yesterday lifting something heavy and there it was,like a golf ball on the lip of the cup.I can usually push the fuckers back in and give 'em a good 'ol dose of Preperation H but this fucker is an outsider in more ways than one and do you think it'll stay there? will it bollocks. Preparation H is for puffs, try Fiery Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 pile driver, the cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: A fucking right malteser sized one right on the ringpiece.Strained yesterday lifting something heavy and there it was,like a golf ball on the lip of the cup.I can usually push the fuckers back in and give 'em a good 'ol dose of Preperation H but this fucker is an outsider in more ways than one and do you think it'll stay there? will it bollocks. Serves you jolly well right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Neil said: A fucking right malteser sized one right on the ringpiece.Strained yesterday lifting something heavy and there it was,like a golf ball on the lip of the cup.I can usually push the fuckers back in and give 'em a good 'ol dose of Preperation H but this fucker is an outsider in more ways than one and do you think it'll stay there? will it bollocks. If you're secure enough in your manhood, you could ask Punky to lance it for you in the comfort of your own bedsit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 Piles of shit. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 18 hours ago, Decimus said: Not with all the rampant cock traffic that enters your arse it won't. Lol. Grass doesn't grow on a busy street (or so I've been told)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 Farmer update:As it hangs at the moment if someone could push it up and it stays there whether it be with a cock,baseball bat or thumb i'd fucking take it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: Farmer update:As it hangs at the moment if someone could push it up and it stays there whether it be with a cock,baseball bat or thumb i'd fucking take it Just another day in casa da Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Have you tried rubbing it with an empty salt and vinegar crisp packet. I'm sure that'll make it rapidly retreat if you can stand the initial shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Try parafin, caustic soda and a wire brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 16 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Grass doesn't grow on a busy street (or so I've been told)! No, but some cunt is sure to let his (or her) dog shit all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 UPDATE: Anyone want to buy a spacehopper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 18 minutes ago, Neil said: UPDATE: Anyone want to buy a spacehopper? Knowing you, it comes with lipstick and blond wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 It's definitely got hair on it but I think that's blood not lipstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Their pile burnt down when they were on vacation and the daft cunts did not insure it properly .. serves 'em right. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/article-5550933/Our-house-burnt-insurer-refused-pay-said-7-bedrooms-not-five.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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