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William Windsor, His Hair and the Press


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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You see? You purport to hate me, yet you plagiarise me at the first opportunity. Wishy washy at best.

It's not a fucking pantomime you washed up old poof.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think he has obtained a copy of 'Railway Encyclopaedia Of Britain' just to be close to Pen. The sick, misguided little bastard needs therapy.

Actually I have the 2018 version of Bradshaw's Guide.

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27 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

I would assume so, I was found in a shoe box outside the convent.

I therefore assume your current mental state (chiefly your teenage humour and IQ of around 65) is a result of the clergy-borne faggotry placed upon you. Is this how you became a 'backdoor specialist'?

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Guest Alfie Noakes
7 hours ago, Albert Ross said:

Who the fuck are you?

Someone who has been here for a long time, keep up you useless sideshow of a prick, you will never be good enough for the main event.  A complete non entity like you comes on here acting like you own the place, with childish and pathetic grammar nazi tendencies and nothing worthy enough to say to be on this esteemed corner. All I can say is I want you dead, slowly, excruciatingly and very publicly.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
7 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Did/does your mother hate you, Albert?

Everybody hates him. Dogs urinate his on his legs like a lamp post, women are detested by the mere sight of him, birds stop singing when he staggers past and children cry when they hear his name. A pathetic figure with no future, no hope and absolutely no intelligence. A posthumous star in the making and a suicide waiting to happen. Should do well on here then.

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4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Dogs urinate his on his legs like a lamp post, women are detested by the mere sight of him, birds stop singing when he staggers past and children cry when they hear his name.

Do staff from your local McDonald's make their way home past your gaff, Alf? I suppose the Down's syndrome made it easy for you distinguish him.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
13 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I therefore assume your current mental state (chiefly your teenage humour and IQ of around 65) is a result of the clergy-borne faggotry placed upon you. Is this how you became a 'backdoor specialist'?

Thanks Lupine, that's the highest IQ assessment I've ever had.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
6 hours ago, Decimus said:

Bender has suggested that I give you your clique P45. You're on thin fucking ice and Edward is waiting eagerly in the wings.

I’m the best on here .

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Guest Alfie Noakes
6 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Do staff from your local McDonald's make their way home past your gaff, Alf? I suppose the Down's syndrome made it easy for you distinguish him.

All the time. Looks like a sunshine coach outing.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
17 hours ago, Albert Ross said:

My work isn't.

You bring out the worst in me. Well done, you may do well. Now fuck off and receive a spit roasting from Wiz and Eric.

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11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

You bring out the worst in me. Well done, you may do well. Now fuck off and receive a spit roasting from Wiz and Eric.

He's bringing out the worst in all of us Alf. His only redeeming feature is resilience. I suspect that he is the 0.1% of germs that Domestos won't kill.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He's bringing out the worst in all of us Alf. His only redeeming feature is resilience. I suspect that he is the 0.1% of germs that Domestos won't kill.

Nor will AIDS or cancer.  We must cling to hope that the M-134 nest will get the job done.  

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21 hours ago, Decimus said:

I've read a few articles online today fawning over this gormless spawn of an Arab-fucking slut.

First off, he's been visiting sick children in a hospital in-lieu of working a proper 9-5 job. The likes of The Sun and The Torygraph are obsequious in the extreme, as if the kids actually want him there breathing his truffle and guinea fowl breath over them, and assuming that he's attended for any other reason than a photo opportunity.

Secondly, he is being congratulated on his "daring buzz cut". I'm not sure what the Royalist readership of a filthy red-top rag consider this to be, but in my opinion, it's not the hair cut of an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. 

Talking of shit haircuts, his ginger half-brother was in my neck of the woods the other day. 

I want him dead, but I’d probably fuck his wife-to-be. Make of that what you will. 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

Talking of shit haircuts, his ginger half-brother was in my neck of the woods the other day. 

I want him dead, but I’d probably fuck his wife-to-be. Make of that what you will. 

Oh! So you're now heterosexual? You change sides more than the Italians.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Nor will AIDS or cancer.  We must cling to hope that the M-134 nest will get the job done.  

It will need more that that.

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